Shattered perception

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4:03 PM. Second story of the parking garage outside of Student Loan Network headquarters. Dark and stormy night… wait, no, wrong story. Anyway, it’s Friday, the weekend is here, I’m ready to relax and head to the Boston Martial Arts Center for an evening of training when I get to my car and notice…

Broken window

Yep. My rear passenger window has been shattered, blown into a thousand pieces by some blunt force. My first reaction, of course, is more than a bit of profanity, followed by my checking out the car to see if anything inside is missing. I’m carrying my laptop, DSLR, video camera, lenses, iPods, etc. on my person so I know they can’t be missing. (yes, when I go to work, I look like a digital sherpa) The car’s GPS is built into the frame, so it’s not like you can just reach in and take it.

What in the world made someone want to bust into my car, when there was nothing obvious to take?

Then I notice something really odd. I’m standing in glass. A lot of glass.

Shattered trail

This makes no sense to me. Why is there glass all over the concrete, when smashing in the window should put the glass all inside the car, or mostly inside the car?

I wait for a bit while building security investigate, records the incident, and notify the local police. Incidentally, the police dispatch said, “We’re really kind of busy now. We’ll take the information but we don’t have any officers to spare…”

So I look around a bit and then notice what is missing from my car. In fact, it’s missing from the car, but not by much. 10 feet away, next to another car, is my gym bag.

The goods

Suddenly it makes sense. Smash in the window, grab the bag, and as you pull it out, it pulls the rest of the window out, spewing glass all over the concrete like crystalline vomit.

By now I’m more intrigued than anything. Everything valuable is on me, and being the overly cautious financial sort (working in financial aid does that to you), I know insurance will cover everything with no deductible. So I wander over to my bag, noticing that my workout clothes are strewn about on the parking lot concrete.

Whoever broke the window and took the bag was looking for something in it. A Rolex? Jewelry? Drugs? Who knows? I have none of those things because again, I’m a nerd and all my valued possessions are devices which are usually on me.

After all is said and done, I end up laughing most of the way home, the mental image of a petty crook doing a furtive smash & grab, frantically crouched down between vehicles, rifling through workout clothes, possibly holding their nose the entire time, only to come away with lingering gym bag odor and not much else. Sucker!

There is an important lesson here, of course, and that is even the perception of valuables is enough to motivate a desperate thief. I’d guess he or she has had enough success in the past with the same tactic that it was a risk worth taking in our parking garage. For the future, I’ll keep my workout bag in the trunk, and if you find yourself in similar circumstances, you might want to do the same. The economy’s continued pressures on everyone means that desperation will only increase.


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51 responses to “Shattered perception”

  1. Glad they got nothing of value but yes it is a little bit of justice that they got NOTHING out of this.

  2. Glad they got nothing of value but yes it is a little bit of justice that they got NOTHING out of this.

  3. ChristinaOlson Avatar
    ChristinaOlson

    I love your phrase: “digital sherpa.”

    Had me giggling… then feeling slightly guilty for laughing when your car was broken into. So glad nothing valuable was lost. Good luck with repairs!

  4. I love your phrase: “digital sherpa.”

    Had me giggling… then feeling slightly guilty for laughing when your car was broken into. So glad nothing valuable was lost. Good luck with repairs!

  5. Go ahead and laugh heartily. I did!

  6. Go ahead and laugh heartily. I did!

  7. Wow that sucks! Hey, you assume the thief was looking for jewelry, money, etc. They could just have a gym sock fetish, and got exactly what they wanted. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  8. Wow that sucks! Hey, you assume the thief was looking for jewelry, money, etc. They could just have a gym sock fetish, and got exactly what they wanted. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. That garage is cursed!

  10. That garage is cursed!

  11. I'm also sorry that they violated your personal property.

  12. I'm also sorry that they violated your personal property.

  13. It's something, all right…

  14. It's something, all right…

  15. I never leave anything visible in the car that even remotely looks valuabe.

  16. I never leave anything visible in the car that even remotely looks valuabe.

  17. Neither do I. I didn't think a gym bag was valuable looking!

  18. Neither do I. I didn't think a gym bag was valuable looking!

  19. Go ahead and laugh heartily. I did!

  20. Wow that sucks! Hey, you assume the thief was looking for jewelry, money, etc. They could just have a gym sock fetish, and got exactly what they wanted. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. I never leave anything visible in the car that even remotely looks valuabe.

  22. Glad they got nothing of value but yes it is a little bit of justice that they got NOTHING out of this.

  23. I love your phrase: “digital sherpa.”

    Had me giggling… then feeling slightly guilty for laughing when your car was broken into. So glad nothing valuable was lost. Good luck with repairs!

  24. That garage is cursed!

  25. I'm also sorry that they violated your personal property.

  26. It's something, all right…

  27. Neither do I. I didn’t think a gym bag was valuable looking!

  28. The same thing happened to me about 7 years ago down by Fenway Park. I had the same laugh over some jerkoff digging through my sweaty running clothes in my gym bag. Even better, I had two laptops in the trunk that had Oracle installed on them, about $10,000 worth of hardware that they couldn't get to.

    The only thing that sucks is that (just like when my $100 GPS was stolen last year) the window costs more than the stuff in it. It makes me wonder if I'd be better off taking everything out of the car and not leaving it locked.

  29. The same thing happened to me about 7 years ago down by Fenway Park. I had the same laugh over some jerkoff digging through my sweaty running clothes in my gym bag. Even better, I had two laptops in the trunk that had Oracle installed on them, about $10,000 worth of hardware that they couldn't get to.

    The only thing that sucks is that (just like when my $100 GPS was stolen last year) the window costs more than the stuff in it. It makes me wonder if I'd be better off taking everything out of the car and not leaving it locked.

  30. The same thing happened to me about 7 years ago down by Fenway Park. I had the same laugh over some jerkoff digging through my sweaty running clothes in my gym bag. Even better, I had two laptops in the trunk that had Oracle installed on them, about 10,000 worth of hardware that they couldn’t get to.

    The only thing that sucks is that (just like when my100 GPS was stolen last year) the window costs more than the stuff in it. It makes me wonder if I’d be better off taking everything out of the car and not leaving it locked.

  31. Home invasions in our neighborhood are on the rise. Last month someone stomped the hood and windshield of our 1993 Saturn. Yes. A 1993 Saturn – with duct tape on the windows to help keep leaks from getting in. What a dark world we live in. Glad I have a dog who barks a lot.

  32. Home invasions in our neighborhood are on the rise. Last month someone stomped the hood and windshield of our 1993 Saturn. Yes. A 1993 Saturn – with duct tape on the windows to help keep leaks from getting in. What a dark world we live in. Glad I have a dog who barks a lot.

  33. Home invasions in our neighborhood are on the rise. Last month someone stomped the hood and windshield of our 1993 Saturn. Yes. A 1993 Saturn – with duct tape on the windows to help keep leaks from getting in. What a dark world we live in. Glad I have a dog who barks a lot.

  34. About 6 or 7 years ago I had a smash and grab happen in a movie theater parking lot. They got off with a work laptop and an external cd-rw drive. Insurance covered the replacements so it wasn't a major issue. The biggest thing I was upset about was my laptop bag, it was a gift from my wife and have never really found an exact replacemnt.

  35. I had that happen to me a couple of years ago. Only I had a few things of some importance including a removable CD player, CDs and some odds and ends.

    Sad thing is, they only took the change in the center console but left the CD player, CDs and all the rest of the knick-knacks.

    It was that day that I learned my taste in music is incongruent with the thieving sort. Very glad to hear they didn't get something of any value from you, Chris.

  36. I had that happen to me a couple of years ago. Only I had a few things of some importance including a removable CD player, CDs and some odds and ends.

    Sad thing is, they only took the change in the center console but left the CD player, CDs and all the rest of the knick-knacks.

    It was that day that I learned my taste in music is incongruent with the thieving sort. Very glad to hear they didn't get something of any value from you, Chris.

  37. donnapapacosta Avatar
    donnapapacosta

    Sorry this happened to you, Chris. I never leave ANYTHING in my car, even stuff that is not of value, because I am afraid that people will THINK it's valuable. I can imagine someone smashing a window to remove my empty cloth grocery bags. Crazy. At the same time, I have been the victim of people smashing into my parked car and not leaving a note. Pretty sad.

  38. donnapapacosta Avatar
    donnapapacosta

    Sorry this happened to you, Chris. I never leave ANYTHING in my car, even stuff that is not of value, because I am afraid that people will THINK it's valuable. I can imagine someone smashing a window to remove my empty cloth grocery bags. Crazy. At the same time, I have been the victim of people smashing into my parked car and not leaving a note. Pretty sad.

  39. I'm with Lynette on this one.
    “…rifling through workout clothes, possibly holding their nose the entire time, only to come away with lingering gym bag odor and not much else. Sucker!”

    You underestimate the power of your influence, all the stalker wanted was a sweet sniff. Once they got their sniff, they continued on with their day. Hey everyone runs of different fuel. ๐Ÿ™‚

  40. I'm with Lynette on this one.
    “…rifling through workout clothes, possibly holding their nose the entire time, only to come away with lingering gym bag odor and not much else. Sucker!”

    You underestimate the power of your influence, all the stalker wanted was a sweet sniff. Once they got their sniff, they continued on with their day. Hey everyone runs of different fuel. ๐Ÿ™‚

  41. About 6 or 7 years ago I had a smash and grab happen in a movie theater parking lot. They got off with a work laptop and an external cd-rw drive. Insurance covered the replacements so it wasn’t a major issue. The biggest thing I was upset about was my laptop bag, it was a gift from my wife and have never really found an exact replacemnt.

  42. I had that happen to me a couple of years ago. Only I had a few things of some importance including a removable CD player, CDs and some odds and ends.

    Sad thing is, they only took the change in the center console but left the CD player, CDs and all the rest of the knick-knacks.

    It was that day that I learned my taste in music is incongruent with the thieving sort. Very glad to hear they didn't get something of any value from you, Chris.

  43. donnapapacosta Avatar
    donnapapacosta

    Sorry this happened to you, Chris. I never leave ANYTHING in my car, even stuff that is not of value, because I am afraid that people will THINK it's valuable. I can imagine someone smashing a window to remove my empty cloth grocery bags. Crazy. At the same time, I have been the victim of people smashing into my parked car and not leaving a note. Pretty sad.

  44. I'm with Lynette on this one.
    “…rifling through workout clothes, possibly holding their nose the entire time, only to come away with lingering gym bag odor and not much else. Sucker!”

    You underestimate the power of your influence, all the stalker wanted was a sweet sniff. Once they got their sniff, they continued on with their day. Hey everyone runs of different fuel. ๐Ÿ™‚

  45. My apartment got broken into about 10 years ago. The strangest thing they took? My husband's pillow. The rest was of little to no value, except for nostalgia (and a Kodak Brownie camera–but really, where would the thief find film?!).

    But the pillow was expedient: it provided a bag into which they dumped everything else. We don't even remember most of what else they took, but the pillow was *personal.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

  46. My apartment got broken into about 10 years ago. The strangest thing they took? My husband's pillow. The rest was of little to no value, except for nostalgia (and a Kodak Brownie camera–but really, where would the thief find film?!).

    But the pillow was expedient: it provided a bag into which they dumped everything else. We don't even remember most of what else they took, but the pillow was *personal.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

  47. My apartment got broken into about 10 years ago. The strangest thing they took? My husband's pillow. The rest was of little to no value, except for nostalgia (and a Kodak Brownie camera–but really, where would the thief find film?!).

    But the pillow was expedient: it provided a bag into which they dumped everything else. We don't even remember most of what else they took, but the pillow was *personal.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

  48. My apartment got broken into about 10 years ago. The strangest thing they took? My husband's pillow. The rest was of little to no value, except for nostalgia (and a Kodak Brownie camera–but really, where would the thief find film?!).

    But the pillow was expedient: it provided a bag into which they dumped everything else. We don't even remember most of what else they took, but the pillow was *personal.* ๐Ÿ˜‰

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