In this episode, uncover the truth behind “free AI” and why you can’t have it all. You’ll learn the hidden tradeoffs of fast, cheap, and high-quality AI tools—and why “free” often means terrible results. You’ll discover practical alternatives, from premium APIs to open-source models, and what each option demands from your budget or skillset. You’ll see why generative AI is so resource-intensive and how to set realistic expectations for stakeholders. Watch now to stop wasting time on impossible AI promises!
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How can we do this for free?
I heard this from a friend. She’s working at a digital company, and she told me her boss kept asking—over and over again—how to do very large AI tasks for free.
He wanted to make an AI audiobook out of some book he wrote with ChatGPT. The book itself was appalling. And he kept asking, “How do we do this for free with AI? Can we do this for free with AI? Can AI do this for free? 200 pages of text converted to audio—can AI do that?”
Yes, absolutely. Can it do it for free? Not well.
As with everything in life, there are tradeoffs. There’s the old saying: “Fast, cheap, good—choose two.”
- If you want it fast and good, but not cheap, APIs like Google Cloud Text-to-Speech (with their new Chirp 3 voices) are incredible. ElevenLabs and its voice cloning? Incredible. Those services are phenomenal—they’re fast and high quality. But they are not free. They will cost you money, potentially a lot, depending on which API version you use. Definitely not free. Because fundamentally, you’re using somebody else’s resources—you’re using somebody else’s computer.
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If you want it fast and cheap, there are primitive text-to-speech models built into every operating system. You can have it read aloud in real time and just record your system audio. It’s going to sound robotic. Quality will be low. It won’t be good, but it’ll be fast and cheap—you can do it for free. It’s going to suck.
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If you want it cheap and good, but not fast, there are excellent open-source models like Spark TTS, Coqui TTS, or CereProc. But for it to be cheap, you have to run these on your own hardware—and you have to be very technically proficient to do so. Here’s an easy benchmark: If you’ve never deployed a Docker container, this solution isn’t for you. If you have deployed one, then yes, you could do cheap and good—maybe even fast, depending on your hardware. But the barrier is the knowledge required.
Despite all the cool demos and hype around AI, the reality is that generative AI is extremely resource-intensive. It consumes a lot of processing power and electricity. Unlike traditional software, where you could give things away for free to build a user base, AI consumes too much power to do that for long. That’s why companies like OpenAI are scrambling toward profitability—their server bills are exorbitant.
Once you’ve actually brought an AI project to production (not just a flashy demo), you’ll see just how intensive it is—and why you can’t have it all.
The other day, I was working on a project for Katie. She asked me to set something up, so I ran the Gemma 3 model on my laptop. Getting a local AI model running—choosing the right parameters, context window size, and all the settings—has a high barrier to entry. When it runs, it does a fantastic job. But it consumes so much power that even when my laptop is plugged in, it drains the battery. And that’s just a small model.
Now think about bigger models like Google Gemini or GPT-4o—they consume massive amounts of power. When you put AI into production, you see just how resource-hungry it is. That’s why you can’t have fast, cheap, and good in most AI situations.
For stakeholders who think AI should be free—disabuse them of that notion quickly. “Free” services in AI get costly fast. Despite all its power, there’s still no free lunch.
And for my friend whose boss keeps asking that question—yeah, if you want cheap, you have to pick between fast and good. But you can’t have both. And knowing this person, they’ll pick fast and cheap, the quality will be awful, and then they’ll be angry.
But that’s just the way it is in generative AI.
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