I endorse Truffa brand bottled water!

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Truffa brand purified drinking water delivers refreshment like few other bottled waters. Inspired by the Italian village of San Pellegrino in Terme, Truffa starts with delicious cold water from the same source as the famed Ice Mountain waters, a highly publicized and recognized source of great water.

We don’t stop there, though. Truffa is triple filtered in a unique processing system for bottled water, involving state of the art styrene methyl methacrylate copolymer filtration systems, food-grade activated carbon, and ion resin exchanges.

After that, in yet another advance in purified drinking water, Truffa brand purified drinking water is energized with a powerful 21% oxygen mixture to provide a clean, crisp taste.

Unlike other bottled waters, Truffa brand purified drinking water is artisan-crafted, all natural, and strictly supervised by experts throughout the purification process to ensure that you get only the best, most refreshing water possible.

Once crafted, Truffa is bottled in elegant solid glass to ensure that no impurities from manufactured plastic corrupt the purity of our water on its way to you.

Of course, a water this sophisticated and pure isn’t for everyone. But for those who choose Truffa, it’s unparalleled refreshment.

Does this sound good? Would you buy this?

Here’s the part that you don’t see.

Truffa does not exist. It’s an Italian word for scam. Bottled at the same source as Ice Mountain? That’s Framingham tap water, courtesy of the MWRA. The SMMC filtration system? Styrene methyl methacrylate is the long name for the plastic that a Brita pitcher is made out of. 21% oxygen mixture? That’s the natural amount of oxygen in the air. So here’s what’s behind this bottled water:

1. Put tap water into the Brita.
2. Pour filtered tap into a glass bottle.
3. Shake briefly.
4. Resell at ridiculous markup.

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13 responses to “I endorse Truffa brand bottled water!”

November 12, 2008

Paul L'Acosta

You got me at “delivers refreshment like few other bottled waters”… you lost me at “styrene methyl methacrylate copolymer filtration systems” (what?!)…

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November 13, 2008

Paul L'Acosta

You got me at “delivers refreshment like few other bottled waters”… you lost me at “styrene methyl methacrylate copolymer filtration systems” (what?!)…

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November 13, 2008

istgah

very nice and interesting good luck

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November 13, 2008

istgah

very nice and interesting good luck

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November 14, 2008

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thanks for sharing me those facts, now i know, thanks for endorse Truffa brand bottled water!

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November 15, 2008

KarenCardoza

Love it! I have divorced myself from buying bottled water and I'm sure I've saved lots of money in the process. I've always been a Brita pitcher girl for home but for the past few years have begun carrying a couple of Sigg or Klean Kanteen bottles around with me at all times filled with my own water. Good for the environment and good for my wallet, 🙂

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November 15, 2008

Michelle

Ah the power of marketing.

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November 15, 2008

Karen Cardoza (aka MrsB)

Love it! I have divorced myself from buying bottled water and I’m sure I’ve saved lots of money in the process. I’ve always been a Brita pitcher girl for home but a few years ago started carrying a couple of Sigg or Klean Kanteen bottles around with me at all times filled with my own water. Good for the environment and good for my wallet. 🙂

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November 15, 2008

Karen Cardoza (aka MrsB)

Love it! I have divorced myself from buying bottled water and I'm sure I've saved lots of money in the process. I've always been a Brita pitcher girl for home but for the past few years have begun carrying a couple of Sigg or Klean Kanteen bottles around with me at all times filled with my own water. Good for the environment and good for my wallet, 🙂

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November 15, 2008

Karen Cardoza (aka MrsB)

Love it! I have divorced myself from buying bottled water and I'm sure I've saved lots of money in the process. I've always been a Brita pitcher girl for home but for the past few years have begun carrying a couple of Sigg or Klean Kanteen bottles around with me at all times filled with my own water. Good for the environment and good for my wallet, 🙂

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November 15, 2008

Michelle Evans

Ah the power of marketing.

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November 15, 2008

Michelle Evans

Ah the power of marketing.

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November 21, 2008

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It was great. Good luck for the company and to you who endorse this product hope to have a lot of customers and client that will adore it. Give it a great thing that could catch the attentions of the customer.

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