Author: Christopher S Penn

Samantha Anderson asked, “How do you set goals in Google Analytics for non-profit organizations?”

Regardless of business type, almost every kind of business or organization has financial interactions. Even the most noble non-profit still has expenses that it must pay – salaries, rent, electricity, etc. The only organization which truly doesn’t need to focus on revenue generation are governments which print their own money.

Consider a few examples:

• Politicians running for office have a binary outcome of elected or not elected (non-financial) but they get there in part through donations and volunteers (labor in lieu of payment)
• Non-profits obviously have expenses to pay in order to stay in business, such as salaries, rent, tax filings, etc.

Turning Abstract Expenses into Goals

How do we transform these abstract expenses into goals?

Campaign donations for a politician are practically eCommerce these days, and many donor management systems such as NationBuilder have eCommerce modules built into them. Not only can we monitor our campaign donations, we can tie the donations into Google Analytics as a shopping cart, giving us access to all of GA’s enhanced eCommerce functionality.

For non-profits, individual donors follow the same structure. For grants and larger donations, these are effectively B2B marketing and thus, standard B2B marketing metrics such as email subscriptions, marketing qualified leads, and sales qualified leads apply. When I worked in the non-profit world ages ago, we had a few big capital donors who made substantial contributions and then a whole host of individual, smaller scale donors.

Calculating Goal Values

To convert these goals into meaningful goal values, we employ amortization. Suppose 100 people signed up for our email newsletter, and one of those people contributed 100 towards our cause. The effective value of a subscriber is revenue/subscribers, or1 per subscriber. As we earn more subscribers, we predict that eventually, another subscriber will donate 100, continuing the value projection.

From here, we set the value of a new subscriber at1 in Google Analytics as a goal value.

Individual Campaigns and Edge Cases

What if our fundamental business goals are non-monetary, or we have a campaign which has no monetary value? Assuming the campaign is worth doing (a strategy question), then there will be times when we can’t compute a monetary value for that specific campaign. However, we should still be able to calculate the campaign’s impact on our overall organizational goals.

For example, a brand awareness campaign should lead to increased organic search. Increased organic search should lead to new subscribers. New subscribers eventually lead, as we showed previously, to donations. So while we may have no dollar amounts tied to the campaign, we still must demonstrate growth in our core business metrics – and that growth is how we set goals in Google Analytics for non-profits.

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This week, let’s look at a general pest repellant for the garden. I’m a fan of natural solutions when the science behind them is sound. I’m also a fan of making things yourself whenever possible, because that’s the only surefire guarantee that you know what the ingredients are.

The intent of this DIY garden pest repellant is to annoy pests like chipmunks, squirrels, and small insects.

Ingredients

• 2 raw, whole jalapeños
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 2 leaves of the citronella plant
• 1 tablespoon of an organic castile soap
• 100 mL of any clear alcohol, from vodka to rubbing alcohol
• 750 mL of tap water

Tools

• High speed blender
• Paper towels or coffee filter
• Funnel
• Spray bottle

Directions

• Put all the ingredients in your blender.
• Blend on high for 45 seconds.
• Let sit for 5 minutes.
• Blend on high again for 45 seconds.
• Line funnel with paper towels to act as a filter, or use a standard coffee filter.
• Slowly pour contents through funnel into spray bottle.
• Spray wherever pests are.

A cautionary note: while none of these ingredients are toxic to humans, they can be irritating. Never blend hot peppers indoors; always blend outdoors in a well-ventilated area. Know which way the wind is blowing and stand upwind.

You’ll need to re-apply this spray once a week in dry weather and after every rain.

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How valuable are professional marketing certifications? I don’t mean full academic credentials like an MBA; I refer to certifications like Hubspot’s Inbound Marketing Certification or Google’s Analytics Qualified Individual certification.

To some people, these certifications are stamps of approval, validation by a third party of our knowledge and skills. To other people, these certifications are crutches, ways to mask a lack of experience or results.

What is the true value of these certifications? They have two important roles. First, they are signifiers of a minimum level of knowledge. To pass these examinations requires a base of knowledge that, even if you have no professional experience, still requires study and rigor to pass. Ask anyone who passed the AdWords Qualified Individual exams if they thought they were easy – they’re most definitely not easy.

Second, certifications act as heuristics, ways for us to make snap judgements about a person. Heuristics are important, partly because we tend to make judgements very quickly, but also because our implicit or explicit biases can obscure our understanding of a person’s abilities. Certifications act as counters to those biases.

For example, take a moment to mentally think about what Ph.D. in astrophysics might be like as a person. Take a moment to also mentally think about what a Ph.D. in Human Resources and Education might be like as a person.

Do you have those two people in mind, a mental image of each?

Did you think of Brian May, the lead guitarist from Queen, who has a Ph.D. in astrophysics?

By Thomas Steffan by using Olympus Camedia C700 – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0

Did you think of Shaquille O’Neal, the NBA champion basketball player, who has a Ph.D. in Human Resources and Education?

We have biases and judgements about these two people as musicians and athletes that their academic credentials, their certifications, help change how we understand them. We might even have internal, subconscious biases about gender, sexual orientation, or racial identity that interfere with our ability to make objective judgements; credentials help to override these subtle but very real biases.

For anyone who doesn’t fit the standard mold of what a marketer “looks like”, certifications are an invaluable way to overcome implicit biases, especially in the age of social media sites like LinkedIn which display our photos.

I strongly recommend that marketers seeking to further their careers and open doors seek out certifications. Start with Google’s courses and certifications; other than investing your time, they’re free of financial cost and the gold standard for marketers looking to prove their worth in a crowded marketplace.

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One of my favorite spices is horseradish. I’m not as much a fan of capsaicin-based spice like chili sauces, etc. as I am of allyl isothiocyanate-based spices like horseradish or wasabi. They’re a different type of spice, one I prefer.

An application I particularly enjoy is horseradish sauce, the sweet, vinegar horseradish blend you often find at steak houses. However, commercially-prepared horseradish sauces tend to either be stuffed with cream or sugar (or both), packing on unnecessary calories for what should be a relatively simple condiment.

Instead of buying, why not make your own? Here’s how.

Ingredients

• 1 fresh horseradish root, approximately 8 ounces/226g
• 1 cup (236 mL) of apple cider vinegar
• 1/4 teaspoon (1.2 mL) pure stevia powder

Equipment

• A high speed blender or food processor
• A vegetable peeler
• A knife

Directions

Only do this in a well-ventilated place, preferably outside. Isothiocyanates are potent, powerful chemical and when you grind horseradish, you release them all at once, creating a homemade mustard gas. Doing this in an enclosed place exposes you to the vapors, and you’ll end up crying and choking on the fumes. Ventilate!

The moment that you begin to grind/blend horseradish, the chemical reaction that creates “heat” – spiciness – begins. To shut it down, we use a strong acid, the vinegar. If you like horseradish sauce that’s mild, follow this recipe:

1. Peel the horseradish root, removing the exterior.
2. Chop the horseradish root into approximately 1/2 inch/1 cm cubes.
3. Put the horseradish cubes in the blender/food processor with the vinegar and stevia powder.
4. Chop/blend until finely mashed.
5. Remove carefully and store in an airtight container.

If you like horseradish sauce that’s hot and spicy, follow this recipe:

1. Peel the horseradish root, removing the exterior.
2. Chop the horseradish root into approximately 1/2 inch/1 cm cubes.
3. Put the horseradish cubes in the blender/food processor with the stevia powder. Depending on how strong your blender is, you might need to add a bit of water.
4. Chop/blend until finely mashed.
5. Wait for 2-3 minutes.
6. Add the vinegar and blend again.
7. Remove carefully and store in an airtight container.

Nutritional Information & Use

An entire cup of apple cider vinegar has approximately 51 calories per cup/239g; a tablespoon/14.9g of it has 3 calories. 226g of horseradish has approximately 80 calories. Stevia has no calories.

A tablespoon of this sauce has about 6 calories per use, making it extremely low calorie while delivering a lot of flavor.

Use it on toast instead of butter or jelly; use it on steak, fish, poultry, or even braised tofu. Mix it with a touch of ketchup and enjoy it with shrimp/prawns. Add it inside a grilled cheese sandwich, or drop a tablespoon in a tomato soup.

However you like your horseradish, enjoy this fresh, low-calorie sauce!

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One of my favorite genres of explainer videos is the stop-motion animation/stop-action animation video. First made by Common Craft for explaining Internet concepts, then used by Kathy Maister’s Start Cooking video podcast, these have been a select part of video online for over a decade:

The tough part about doing the stop-motion animation on paper video well is positioning the camera directly over the drawing area. You can buy fairly expensive rigs and light tables built expressly for this purpose, but if you’re doing it for hobby purposes rather than professionally, you may not want to invest hundreds of dollars in one. 

To build your own, all you need is some PVC, a 1/4-20″ bolt, and a selfie stick camera mount. You’ll also need a power drill with a 1/4″ bit and a PVC pipe cutter. Finally, you’ll likely want an inexpensive desk lamp. For this project you’ll need approximately 20 feet of PVC – I went with 1/2″, but use the diameter you like. If you anticipate setting up a heavier camera than a smartphone, you may want 3/4″. You’ll need 4 corner pieces and 4 T joints of the same diameter. 

Begin by measuring the height at which your smartphone’s video camera captures a sheet of paper. Be sure to have video mode on! Photos have a different distance on some smartphone models. Once you know the height, add an inch for safety and cut four legs. Attach the corner connectors to the legs.

The length and width of the frame can be whatever you want them to be; I’d recommend you choose something around a tabloid sheet of paper size, 11″ x 17″ so that the legs of your construction don’t show up in the video.

Cut the length poles in half and attach T-connectors to them:

Begin to set up the upper frame:

In one of the middle T-connectors, drill a hole through the center to accommodate the 1/4″ bolt:

Next, cut enough PVC to add three small segments between the middle two T-connectors. This will accommodate a light and the smartphone mount, or alternately provide a place for a tablet to rest:

Insert the bolt through the T-connector and then attach the selfie stick mount:

Add the light, and your stop motion table should look like this:

That’s it! It may take some trial and error to get the pieces to the length you want them to be, which is why I recommend you should buy 20′ of PVC, in case you mess up a few times. The results of the video are at the top of this post, shot using Apple’s built-in time lapse feature.

Build your own stop-motion animation rig and make your own stop-motion animations!

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Reporting.

Every executive demands it.

Every marketer produces it.

Almost no one loves it.

In this series, we’ll tackle the basics of marketing reporting, from what good reporting is to how to construct a simple report with the time-honored 6W framework in mind.

Part 6: Wrapping Up

As we wrap up this series, I’d like to share a few additional lessons I’ve learned in building thousands of reports over years of practice.

First, stakeholder attention is the most valuable asset we have. It’s the most scarce resource we compete for, especially in dealing with Deciders. We may only have 5 minutes of their time to obtain a decision we need to move forward in our work. Thus, our reports cannot waste a minute of time or attention.

To accomplish this, treat reports like we’re building software. No developer in their right mind just dumps every piece of code they know into a piece of software. Instead, they gather requirements and produce prototypes, test, QA vigorously, and only after many iterations do they have a viable product. Products are iterative, with many versions rolling out in quick succession, from error patches and hot fixes to major feature releases.

Contrast this with how we typically produce reports. We tend to back up the truck and pour everything we have into the report, treating it like a digital dumping ground. We mistake activity and quantity for impact – and this undermines us. Instead of being seen as trusted advisors asking for decisions, we create a perception that we have no idea what we’re doing and use massive amounts of unhelpful data to cover our butts.

What if we changed our reports to function like software, where we make lots of little iterations, many changes, many small improvements over time? Instead of assuming we can create the One True Report, we create and improve with every report we send.

Second, we must use our skills of observation to create reports that best fit the needs of our audience. If our Deciders, Collaborators, or Executors read long-form text more effectively than slides, it would be the height of folly to produce reports in Powerpoint format. If our report audience consumes video voraciously, consider a summary report in video format. If our report consumers have a lengthy commute, we might even consider producing an audio version of our report that they can listen to like a podcast.

Third, we need to re-evaluate reports frequently to prune back data, analysis, and insight that doesn’t advance the goal of the report. We need to be even more rigorous about removing features than we are about adding them. We can always follow up with supplementary detail, but we must avoid overloading with information. By tuning reports to what is needed now, we keep ourselves and our stakeholders focused on the things they’ve asked for or the things that are most important.

Fourth, we should always assume our report will travel to places we didn’t intend it to go. A report sent to an Executor might be handed up a different chain of command in our organization, or perhaps even to outsiders such as agencies. With this assumption in mind, we want to keep our reports lean and hyper-focused so that audiences the report isn’t intended for understand that immediately.

By keeping reports focused only on the intended role and audience, we reduce the chances of data misinterpretation. A Decider who picks up an Executor report is unlikely to glean anything helpful or useful, as the report will be focused heavily on what the Executor should be doing. However, if our report is well-constructed, it should motivate the Decider to ask for a report of their own.

The End of Reporting 101

This concludes our reporting 101 series. As implied by the name, we’ve only covered the basics in this series, but mastering the basics is what will lead us to great successes in the future. Focus on learning and mastering the basics of reporting, and you’ll deliver far more value to your organization. In turn, your organization and the market will place a premium on your value as a marketer who creates real, impactful change.

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The premise of account-based marketing (ABM) is that we marketers should only expend valuable, scarce resources like time and money on the most probable prospective customers. Why spend on people who won’t buy? Properly implemented, ABM delivers significantly higher ROI than more traditional marketing methods, but its successes have largely been confined to B2B marketing. The future of ABM, however, looks very different.

Where ABM Doesn’t Work Today

One of the pitfalls of ABM is assuming that we know who the most likely buyer is. We make assumptions based on factors like industry, seniority, company revenue, etc. and filter out companies and prospects who don’t meet these criteria. Inbound marketing passively delivers prospects and leads who don’t fit the mold of what we want to accomplish, preventing us from losing all the revenue of non-conforming leads.

However, the assumption pitfall is why ABM has spread only to larger B2B companies. Smaller, more transactional B2B companies and most B2C companies don’t use ABM because there aren’t obvious, clear groups of extremely high-value customers. For example, what constitutes a high-value customer for a brand of chewing gum? The same 8 year old who buys a pack of gum a week?

ABM’s assumption pitfall is also a blind spot to new growth. If we only chase after the kinds of business we want (which is largely based on the kinds of business we already have), we blind ourselves to new opportunities. Suppose we are targeting CIOs at large healthcare companies who need to buy our new enterprise networking gadget. What if the most profitable segment of the market – one we haven’t discovered yet – is actually in finance companies?

ABM’s greatest weakness could be costing us growth by confining our vision to what we’ve always done to be successful instead of unearthing new successes.

Where AI Will Fix ABM

Artificial intelligence – specifically the technologies involved in unsupervised machine learning – promise to mitigate ABM’s greatest weakness.

Unsupervised learning is teaching machines to categorize and find connections in massive pools of data without a pre-existing model. Instead of telling a machine to look for X (supervised learning), we hand a machine a big pile of data and ask it to tell us what’s in the pile.

With ABM, instead of starting with an assumption about who our best customers are, we start by asking software to cluster and analyze the scope of our industry. We gather information about our customers, our prospects, our peer and aspirational competitors, then we feed that into our machine learning software. Thanks to the enormous amount of social media and online data, we have enough raw materials to build rich profiles of current customers, prospective customers, and nearly every company that participates in our industry. Our machines would find connections invisible to the naked eye.

Humans could not accomplish this task in a reasonable time to launch an ABM marketing program. It could take weeks, months, or years to analyze every scrap of data about our industry to find the hidden treasures. With AI technologies, that capability is within reach.

For example, a machine learning system might determine that job title matters in terms of viable customers, but also that the most valuable customers’ CIOs are all Alanis Morrissette fans, and two months before signing a contract, 82% of them bought a book on meditation. That’s not an insight we’d know to look for, but it’s one we could then construct a model around and then build a plan of action. Imagine if having a sales person send prospects a meditation book could trigger 50% more sales?

The Future Will Be Here Sooner Than You Think

This future, a future in which machines generate actionable insights we can use isn’t a far-off science fiction fantasy. We already have the data; marketers have been complaining that they’re drowning in data for over a decade. The technologies I mentioned above exist today. As more companies implement them, we’ll see AI infuse ABM with greater powers while democratizing its accessibility.

Today, we would need developers and data scientists to implement the latest and greatest AI technologies in ABM.

Tomorrow, we will just need a credit card to swipe for payment to a service that bundles these technologies together affordably.

The future is bright for ABM and AI. It will be here sooner than you think.

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