Christopher S. Penn – Marketing AI Keynote Speaker

Author: Christopher S Penn

Public service message: ScheduleAPickup.com

Yesterday, I was walking along the streets of Boston, and noticed the biannual dumping of perfectly good stuff by college students on the sidewalks and streets. Mind you, this isn’t just the dorm room poster collection or something – we’re talking furniture in like new condition, clothing, lights, etc. – things that people with less money could use in their homes.

The problem is, most students don’t want to go to the trouble of hauling stuff like this to a charity. I can understand that, having been a student – the last thing on your mind as you’re moving out or in is moving yet MORE stuff somewhere else.

I’d like your help in spreading a simple message to every college student, to everyone and anyone who has stuff in still usable condition. There’s a charity I support called the Vietnam Veterans of America that has a charity donation system that kicks ass. Here’s how it works: you visit ScheduleaPickup.com and pick what you’re giving away, and most importantly

WHEN A TRUCK FROM THE CHARITY CAN COME TO YOUR PLACE AND PICK IT UP

That’s right: no hauling. No moving. No schlepping. A truck magically appears on Wednesdays and takes your still perfectly good stuff away. They leave you a receipt for tax purposes, too.

If you live nearby some college students who are throwing away perfectly good stuff, please consider corralling it to your yard or doorstep and then calling in the charity air strike yourself. There’s absolutely no reason that this stuff needs to take up space in a landfill when someone else can get some good out of it.

Please spread the word LOUDLY about ScheduleaPickup.com and solve both a waste and charity problem at the same time AND with little to no effort on the donor’s part. Everyone wins.

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September 1, 2010
Corrupting words

Once upon a time, the word gourmet conjured up sumptuous, rich foods of the highest quality:

It was something we desired, something we sought after, something we aspired to.

Then someone’s marketing department got a hold of the word and corrupted it beyond recognition into this sad joke:

Once upon a time, there were a few select companies that were actually industry-leading. Now the marketing departments of the world have deemed everyone industry-leading:

As Syndrome says in The Incredibles, once everyone is special, then no one is special. Everyone is industry-leading to the point where it’s a meaningless term. Every food is gourmet, every wine is vintage, every company believes its customer service is the best, every consumer good is luxury, every event is exclusive, every customer status is elite, every product is innovative.

What’s the competent marketer to do when the incompetent marketers around him or her are corrupting words faster than he or she can use them meaningfully? At a certain point, the thesaurus runs out.

How do you handle the business of being remarkable when all the words to make remarks have been used up?

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August 31, 2010
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be free from

Lend your voices only to sounds of freedom
No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be free from
Fill your lives with love and bravery
And you shall lead a life uncommon

– Jewel, A Life Uncommon

Tell me what you struggle against and I will know that it is powerful, because you spend energy, time, resources, money, and strength struggling against it. Sometimes, it’s a worthy opponent. Rape. Murder. Child slavery. Genocide. These are powerful dark forces that need the armies of light to be marshaled against them ceaselessly. These are enemies worthy of any crusader’s judgement and merciless verdict.

Sometimes, however, you admit your own fears and inadequacies when you only stand for what you fight against, rather than what you fight for. You grant your enemy, whatever it is, legitimacy in your struggle against them. Every time you rail against Barack Obama or Rush Limbaugh, you prove that they’re potent forces to be reckoned with, otherwise you’d not spend time and energy on them. Your battle validates them. Every time you protest a Muslim mosque’s construction or lack of a minority in technology, you reinforce your own position as one so lacking power that you cannot solve your problems any other way than by tearing someone else down.

Tell me instead what you stand for. What you fight for. Show me through your actions that if you emerge victorious from the struggle that you won’t immediately set your energy against tearing me down, because otherwise I’ll believe that you will. Instead of opposing a mosque, build a church or grow an existing one’s community and charity. Instead of opposing the other candidate, demonstrate your commitment to the people whose votes you seek that you are capable of good works with or without an opposing party. Instead of shouting me down, ascend past me so fast that I have no choice but to look up to you.

You have more access to power, to superhero-like powers than ever before in human history. You sit at your desk, basking in wireless networks that let you reach out and touch more of humanity than ever was possible. You can effect change and mobilize people on the other side of the planet with your capabilities. You have the superhero powers. Do you have the superhero’s courage to stand up for something, to do something, to make the world a better place?

… because in the world of superheroes, the person with great power who seeks only to tear others down and destroy?

That’s the evil villain.

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August 30, 2010
Why you’re probably wrong about lighter fluid
The Real Science Behind Lighter Fluid and Grilling

I’ve heard countless debates about lighter fluid and grilling among both backyard enthusiasts and professional pitmasters. “It makes the food taste funny!” shouts one side. “It all burns away!” insists the other. Let’s hit the science and separate fact from fiction — because the truth is, both sides have valid points.

The chemistry here is fascinating, and I’ve spent time digging through Material Safety Data Sheets (because that’s the kind of nerd I am). Most charcoal lighter fluid is an aliphatic petroleum distillate, specifically medium aliphatic naphtha, with a flash point around 104°F and a boiling point around 315°F. That’s important because most charcoal grills cook at temperatures from 500-800°F. And this is where things get interesting.

The science tells us something more nuanced than either side usually argues. When you first apply lighter fluid, some immediately vaporizes (that’s the smell you notice), but some soaks into the charcoal and remains absorbed. During ignition, the vapors light first, beginning a progressive burning process. But that absorbed fluid? It takes longer to vaporize and burn off than most people realize.

Here’s where the chemistry really matters. During the burn-off process, incomplete combustion creates various hydrocarbon compounds. These absolutely can impart unpleasant flavors to food if you start cooking too soon. They’re particularly noticeable on lighter, more delicate foods — and no, that’s not just in people’s heads. The science clearly shows these compounds are present until complete combustion occurs.

But there’s good news: proper technique eliminates this issue entirely. The key is waiting until your charcoal is fully lit and gray/white before cooking, which typically takes at least 15-20 minutes. If you see any black charcoal, you’re not ready. That white/gray coating isn’t just aesthetic — it’s chemistry in action. It tells us that complete combustion has occurred, the charcoal has reached proper temperature, and we’ve achieved stable heat production.

If you’re using lighter fluid, science dictates the following approach: Arrange your charcoal in a pyramid shape and use only the recommended amount — more fluid actually makes things worse, not better. Let it soak in for 30 seconds (but not longer), then light it safely from multiple sides. Wait for that crucial gray/white color across all your coals. Even after spreading them out, give it another few minutes before cooking.

The science has led many grillers, myself included, to prefer alternatives like chimney starters. Electric charcoal starters, paraffin cubes, and even natural starters like paper and cardboard can get the job done without introducing any hydrocarbon issues into the equation. These methods bypass the whole combustion concern entirely.

The evidence points to a clear conclusion: lighter fluid isn’t inherently good or bad — it’s all about proper use. Yes, it will eventually burn away completely. Yes, it can affect food taste if not used properly. The key is understanding the chemistry at work and following what the science tells us about proper burn-off times and temperatures.

Full disclosure: No one from the lighter fluid industry paid for this post. It’s just me getting excited about the intersection of chemistry and cooking. Because when you understand the science behind your techniques, you can make better decisions about how to use them.

Want to dig deeper into the chemistry of grilling? There’s always more to explore when it comes to cooking with fire. And honestly, understanding the science makes the food taste better — or at least helps us cook it better, which is really the same thing.

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August 28, 2010
Are you hiring a social media strategist?

Are you looking to hire a social media strategist? Take your social media strategist job description and replace the words social media with military.

Think about that for a second.

How silly would it look for the US Army to advertise for the position of Field Commander by saying:

Wanted: someone who can talk a lot, tweet, monitor the battlefield and comment about it, blog some, and help boost our overall reputation in the trenches.

Is it more likely that the US Army, if it advertised for a Field Commander, would have a job description that reads like:

Must be able to win battles with overwhelming force and create decisive victories.

What if you’re not sure what victory is in social media? You might be in trouble. A lot of trouble. Consider clarifying that before you hire someone.

Is social media strategy as clear cut as military strategy? It’d better be if you want to win anything.

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August 27, 2010
Draw this
Get out a sheet of paper, totally blank. Go sit by yourself somewhere, no technology anywhere nearby.

Now remember the most important visual marketing campaign you did this year so far. Maybe it was a flyer. Maybe it was an email campaign. Maybe it was a new web site design or redesign.

Draw it from memory on the page.

Now go back to your computer and compare your drawing to the actual campaign.
- Did you remember the calls to action?
- Did you remember the design?
- Did you remember the content?
- Did you remember nothing at all except vague ideas?
If you were the manager of Old Spice, would you be able to sketch out Isaiah Mustafa in the bathroom wearing a towel?

If you are the CEO of your company, were you able to draw at least the homepage of your web site and its main call to action?

If you didn’t remember anything, then go back and figure out what you need to do to make your campaign more memorable, because if you can’t remember it, for sure your customers and prospects can’t.

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August 26, 2010
You own nothing in social media
I’ve been saying this for years, so let’s be crystal clear:

You don’t own a thing in social media.

Not your Facebook Page.
Not your Google+ Page.
Not your Twitter profile.
Not your LinkedIn group.

You don’t own any of it, and your existence in social media is at the whim of the companies who provide those services. They are not public utilities. You can go from digital hero to zero in two clicks of a mouse. Your social media influence score can vanish faster than you can say Delete My Account. Think it can’t happen? Ask anyone who spent real money customizing their MySpace profile how well that worked out for them.

So what can you own?

Your website and blog, as long as you host it and pay for the hosting and domain name. It’s yours as long as your credit card remains functional and you back up your data.

Your mailing list, as long as you back it up.

Your database.

So how do you take back ownership of your database?

Get an email list together. If you need super low cost, look at Amazon SES or MailChimp. If you want something more enterprise, look at a dedicated email service provider or marketing automation system. Then start asking everyone and anyone who is a fan of yours to subscribe to your newsletter. Facebook Page? Put a sponsored post up with a link. Twitter profile? Stick it in your URL and tweet it every so often, and buy some Twitter cards.

Every week or other regular interval, download your group data. Now you’ve got your database, and as long as you continue to provide value to your audience, you’ll continue to grow it.

Whatever you do, own your database. When today’s Facebook becomes tomorrow’s MySpace, you’ll be glad you did.

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August 24, 2010
Beware of weak correlative scores
In the World of Warcraft, there exists one number that can make or break your day, depending on who you’re interacting with: GearScore. GearScore is a mathematical formula that tries to rank players based on what equipment their character has, on the assumption that harder to get equipment means you’re a better player for having it, much in the same way that driving an expensive car might indicate more personal wealth. People looking to organize groups in the game often recruit for their groups solely by advertising GearScore requirements: “Looking for damage dealers, 5K GS minimum!”. Anyone who doesn’t meet this score doesn’t get invited to the group.

Funny, both characters are the same player behind the keyboard…

The problem with GearScore is that harder to obtain gear isn’t necessarily indicative of a more skilled player. At best, it’s a weak correlation. For example, a player that works primarily in a healing role can get a very high GearScore from wearing damage dealing equipment – but that player will be completely ineffective as a healer. A player can have one character that is supremely well equipped but might have a second character that he just created that will have an abysmally low GearScore. The player behind the character may be incredibly talented, but the equipment and thus the GearScore will not reflect this fact.

Why do Warcraft players looking to create groups rely on such a potentially unreliable scoring mechanism? Because in the absence of better metrics, it’s what they’ve got to work with for making snap decisions, and the weak correlation is still strong enough that on average, a group composed of high GearScore players is somewhat more likely to fare better against fire-breathing dragons than a group composed of low GearScore players.

So what does a geeky algorithm like GearScore have to do with anything? For years, companies, especially in financial services, have evaluated potential employees based on credit scores. Like GearScore, credit score may have some correlation to a future employee’s abilities to be effective, but given how tumultuous the economy has been in the last 3 years, any company relying on this number may lose perfectly good candidates.

Why would a company rely on such a mechanism? For the same reason the Warcraft folks do – it’s a metric that lets computers and/or HR clerks filter through piles of resumes very quickly. Set a minimum credit score of 700 and your job as an HR clerk is much easier, as you’ll throw away 80% of the resumes in your inbox immediately.

So what if you don’t work in financial services? What if you’re a social media person instead? Surely no one would try to boil down the complexities of managing mass human interactions into a single number. Well…

Is there more to you than this one-dimensional metric? Probably. Will people push this score or another like it just like the Warcraft folks push GearScore? Probably. Be prepared to address it if you’re a social media professional, because there’s an ever-growing chance that a decision-maker may hire or pass on you in an instant based on this one number.

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August 22, 2010
No need to be extraordinary…
… when so many businesses fail at ordinary.

Every time you put your energy and resources into looking for the next big thing, you’re neglecting your ability to put those same resources in the current big thing you already have.

Here are three things that substitute quite well for game-changing extraordinary:

1. Be helpful. People remember far more the help you give them than the features you build that they’ll probably never use.

2. Be effective. People remember what you get wrong far more than what you get right. If you focus on effective execution, you’ll clear the air enough for them to see what you get right.

3. Be educational. People are, unfortunately, easily duped. That’s good if you’re a stage magician, bad if you’re a competitor of someone who is dishing out the sizzle. If you’re losing ground to someone else’s big sizzle, counteract with education about steak. Teach, share, mentor and you’ll earn the respect and business of people who want something to sink their teeth into.

Looking for the next big thing is important. Trendspotting and being ahead of the curve are important skills. As with all things, however, it’s a question of balance and returns. Look to powerlaw curves and 80/20 rules: I’d bet you that 80% of your current business, your current revenue, your current customers come from stuff you already have that they’d like you to be better at.

Would you rather improve the part of your business that delivers 80% of your revenue or 20% of your revenue?

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August 20, 2010
Getting stuff done (video)
A staff memo turned into a video on how to be more productive by chaining productivity ideas together.

Systems discussed:
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August 18, 2010

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