Author: Christopher S Penn

  • Re-syncing Twitter

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    For fun, I logged into Twitter tonight and checked the followers page. To my great surprise, it seems as though about half of the people I thought I was following are not, so it’s an evening of re-syncing Twitter to follow friends old and new who I thought I was in sync with.

    The scale of it almost makes me think that Twitter did a database rollback of some kind. Very strange.

    I’m also taking the Chris Brogan philosophy of Twitter following, too. Unless you’re an obvious spambot, I’ll follow back whether or not I think you’ve got anything of value to say. This is the surest way to de-fuse the criticism that I follow some and not others (and yes, some people have actually said that!) – by devaluing my Twitterstream to near uselessness, I achieve equality of everyone’s voice. No one’s voice is greater than anyone else’s, because I can’t hear any of it. Not that I could anyway, with Twitter’s reliability being in the toilet lately.

    Short summary: if you suddenly got a notice saying I was following you, this is why – re-syncing Twitter.

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  • Seriously, what are those guys smoking?

    Reality fail

    Reality is a harsh mistress.

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  • Pitches that miss the mark

    PitchingI got a hilariously off topic pitch from a PR firm today to the Financial Aid Podcast.

    “Financial Aid Podcast Feature Topic – New Proposal Offers Free Cell Phone Headsets To Motorists Ticketed Under New Cell Phone Ban Law”

    Christopher,

    Here’s some information for a timely and interesting feature topic. The release below details how one company is launching a creative way to help educate motorists about the new hands free cell phone bans being implemented in more and more states nationally.

    We would be happy to arrange interviews help in any other way further. If there is someone better to send this to can you please forward this to him/her or provide me with the contact information? Thanks and look forward to hearing from you soon.

    Name withheld to prevent accidentally promoting this firm

    I’m not sure where to begin evisceration.

    First, the journalism outlet – the Financial Aid Podcast – is an internet radio show about financial aid. Has nothing to do with driving, cars, telephony, headsets, mobile phones, or hands free cell phone legislation. This isn’t just off-topic, it’s off-industry.

    Second, how did you even find out about me? Yeah, I’m on lists like HelpAReporter.com and such, but if you’re pitching based on that subscriber list, Shankman’s going to toast your ass.

    Third, when I read the actual release out of morbid curiosity, you as a PR firm missed the point of your client’s release. It’s actually an interesting story of sorts – the company is doing some cool stuff that might be worth talking about, instead of the generic, bland copy you sent along as a cover letter to the release. You need to hire a better copywriter.

    I’d be tempted to add the PR firm’s address to the PR spammers’ wiki, but honestly, I don’t want to give ANY ink to the firm, positive or negative, and I kind of actually want to keep getting their press releases, just to see what additional, wildly off-topic releases they send to me. They’ll never get published, but at least they’re good for a laugh.

    Of course, if I were this PR firm’s client, I might be questioning the ROI of using this firm. Just sayin…

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  • Woopra!

    I just got the Financial Aid Podcast approved for a beta of Woopra.

    Oh. my. goodness.

    Woopra!!!

    This really is web analytics porn. There’s no better way to describe just how neat this is.

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  • Zemanta is the coolest thing yet

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    Hat tip to Mashable – I found the Zemanta plugin for WordPress, which is just astonishing. It suggests contextually relevant content from around the web for your blog, all in a useful little sidebar.
    Let’s say I’m blogging about Sallie Mae, my archrival. Just by putting those words in my post, their corporate logo and various content on the web appears in the sidebar. Or JP Morgan Chase. Or Citibank.

    Add a couple more clicks, and you’re adding blog posts, too. Got an Amazon book recommendation, like Made to Stick by the Heath brothers? Zemanta will let you build links with your affiliate ID with just a couple of clicks.

    DAMN cool.

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  • Social Media and Business Ethics

    Social Media and Business Ethics

    Prior to my involvement in social media and new media, customers were exactly that – just customers. Rows in a database, indexed by various criteria, points of data making a beautiful line, so to speak. As an online business, my company, the Student Loan Network, never had to really deal with customers all that much, since almost all transactions were digital, almost all were automated, and almost all were without incident. Having a customer base that was a complete commodity also made business decisions relatively easy – send newsletters and notices X number of times a month, accept X percentage unsubscribe rates, calculate X percentage revenue from the clickstream.

    To be perfectly candid, we never really had to think about the customer as a human being.

    Sure, we said we did, just like everyone else, but if you had asked me off the top of my head to name three customers without opening a SQL command line, I’d have given you a blank look.

    Social media changed all that. From the day I got my first piece of feedback as a podcaster, social media changed how I, and how the Student Loan Network, interacts with its customers. Suddenly, at the other end of the command line output, there were human beings I knew by name, and even call friends. I’ve had lunch with a few.

    More importantly, when I go to write a newsletter, a blog post, or an episode of the Financial Aid Podcast, I have to consciously think about what level of quality I’m creating, about what value I’m creating, because it’s no longer just about percentage clicks from the clickstream, it’s about making sure that when Ricky, Fernando, Leah, Nolan, James, and many others get the content I create, they get some value out of it.

    Sure, some days will be better than others, but I know that personally knowing customers makes a huge difference in how you approach your business. Being friends with customers radically changes how you do business, because ultimately, if you’re a person of sound ethics and morals, you don’t willfully screw your friends over. It’s the same general concept as requiring the children of elected officials to serve in the infantry of a country’s armed forces – there are real, personal consequences to every decision you make.

    This is one of the many upsides of social media – the ability to transform your business into a human enterprise again, if you’re willing to be adventurous and take the risk of letting employees truly and openly communicate with customers and develop real relationships.

  • Gas stabilizers, hurricanes, and $6 gas

    It’s hurricane season beginning today. A bunch of folks are predicting above-average activity, meaning more hurricanes than average.

    We’re already at 4/gallon for gasoline.

    How much would gasoline go up if we get another Katrina?

    Gas before Katrina was in the2.25 range. Then it leaped to 3,3.50 in places before the markets resumed normal operation. An increase of 36%, give or take.

    A similar increase today would put gasoline at $6 or so, assuming it would be available.

    So this is the time of year to take the 5 gallon gas can to the local gas station, fill it up, and add a gas stabilizer to keep the fuel usable during longer periods of storage. In a Toyota Prius, 5 gallons will get you from Boston to Montreal or New York City – enough to get out of Dodge if things got unpleasant.

    What are you doing to prepare for a potentially above-average activity hurricane season?

  • Why not distance learning at community colleges?

    I saw this article in USA Today – community colleges, many of which are commuter schools, are cutting classes, typically on Fridays, to help students save money on gas.

    Here’s the question I have: why wouldn’t professors start assigning distance learning opportunities in class? Let’s say you’re taking a course on biology, an intro course. Instead of having a Friday class, instead of canceling a Friday class, the professor assigns MIT Professor Dr. Graham Walker’s Introduction to Biology lecture from iTunesU as the guest lecture of the week. Students would still be responsible for the contents of the lecture and its contents would be fair game for exams.

    Now, I know what some folks will say – community college students aren’t necessarily the most affluent students around, nor are they all likely to have high speed Internet access. Instead of a textbook, or in addition to a textbook, include the 149 iPod nano, and have a few computers in the classroom with the content pre-loaded. Students without a home computer and broadband can sync their iPods in class or after class for the distance learning day.

    With gasoline at4/gallon and so much good, free content online, the case for distance learning to substitute for lecture-style classes grows stronger by the day.

  • Brain Buster

    Hat tip to Guy Kawasaki for this one.

    Watch this video from Cisco.

    Brain buster.

    This reminds me of the first time I used talk on a Digital VAX, back in 1993. Talk was a UNIX-based synchronous chat client, and a fairly ugly one at that. I remember talking to folks I met on other UNIX systems at Harvard, Drew, and schools all over the world via this black and green terminal.

    The Cisco 3D teleconference is the same for me. This technology is just taking its first baby steps, and what it will look like in just 15 years is as unfathomable as where the Internet is today from my freshman year in college – when talk was insanely cool.

    How will college change when you can virtually attend anywhere?

    How will medicine change when a world class surgeon can remotely guide you as if he were standing next to you?

    How will politics change when you can’t shoot at someone at the podium?

    How will business change when you don’t need to get on a plane?

    How will family change when Grandma and Grandpa can visit without leaving home?

    Moments like this make me very happy.

  • Spot the terrorist!

    After reading this Boston Globe article about Dunkin Donuts pulling an ad because conservatives thought her scarf looked like a keffiyah, I thought I’d make a quick game for you to play. Like this? Please Digg it.

    Go Nuts

    How did you do?

    Come on, Dunkin Donuts. What the hell is wrong with you? I can’t tell which is worse – bowing to the lunatic ravings of American conservative extremists or thinking that the rest of America is so stupid that we can’t tell Rachael apart from Yasir.

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