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When was the last time you were your customer?
When was the last time you were your customer?

You say you’ve got social media strategy. You say you’ve got great service. You say you’re customer-focused, customer-centric, and the customer is always right.

When was the last time you tested it out?

If you manage business for more than a sole proprietorship, then give your business a service test. Set up a list of a few tasks and go test out your sales and service teams. Call them up anonymously or set up a fake email account and try your internal processes out. If you work at a small business where you’d be recognized on the phone, have a friend do it for you.

“Press 1 if you would prefer to talk to a machine.”

Back in the day when I helped to run a call center, I’d have old college friends give the team a series of calls with a list of 3 tasks to accomplish:

1. Call in with a question. The correct answer the representative should give you is X. Score them 1-5 based on how close they get it right.

2. Call in requesting an application for the product. Write down the questions the representative asks you to ensure you’re qualified. At a minimum, they should ask you these 3 questions. Score them 5 points for each question they ask.

3. Email in requesting an application. A representative should respond and try to get you on the phone. Time how long it takes between your initial email and a response from a representative. Start with 30 points and deduct one point per every 5 minutes you wait. Scores can go negative!

At the end, they’d total up the number of points and email it to me. They’d call in at different times, different days, sometimes calling in and hanging up if they’d already talked to that person recently. Based on that, we’d know who was doing their jobs more or less well. Most important, we didn’t need to rely on guesswork to assess how we were doing.

Setting up a system like this isn’t difficult at all. It requires some thought about what tasks you value the most to be measured, and it does require having some friends willing to do it (or alternately, paying strangers to do it), but beyond that, it’s just a matter of having the testing pool go out and test your team.

Go out and be your customer. See if the experience you have matches what you expect your customers to have, and then make corrections as appropriate.

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February 6, 2012
Your name is your title
Social media expert?
Marketing guru?
PR wizard?

One of the most common questions asked in the discussion about personal titles and marketing superlatives is, if we shouldn’t call ourselves experts or gurus or ninja, what should we call ourselves?

In the martial arts, there’s one title that exists at the top of the hierarchy that eclipses all others that we can look to for inspiration: the concept of meijin.

Literally, meijin means “named person”. In the context of titles, a meijin is someone who is so well-known and so respected that their name is their title. They don’t need any other title, and their name is in fact a category of its own. For example, one well-known “name as title” person is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris needs absolutely no title – his name is his title.

Look around the digital marketing space. Does Chris Brogan need a title? Not really, no. Does Avinash Kaushik? Does Gary Vaynerchuk? Does Seth Godin? These are people whose names are their titles. Look in your own industry, your own vertical. Whose name needs no explanation?

How do you become regarded as a meijin? The answer is as simple as it is difficult: by being the absolute best at what you do until your name is synonymous with that area of expertise.

What if you need to put something else on your business cards until you’re recognized by name? Luckily, we talked about that back in October when we discussed stacking heuristics.

One final caution: avoid at all costs billing yourself as someone else. Aspiring to be the next Steve Jobs or the next Bill Gates pigeonholes your reputation as being a shadow of someone else, at best a copy, at worst a pale imitation. Even more dangerously, it confines your own mind in a prison of someone else’s thinking. Oscar Wilde said it best – be yourself, because everyone else is already taken.

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February 3, 2012
3 important questions to ask about marketing studies
Every morning, my first few tasks when I get to the office are to make a cup of coffee, fire up my RSS reader, and start digging into the day’s news. Nearly every morning, I see the same thing that makes me emote a /facepalm: a headline that reads, “New data shows…” or “New study shows…” followed by an infographic or a witty blog post.

In almost none of these articles do you ever read about the data itself, just the hasty conclusions. This is a major problem because marketers who don’t do their own research and rely on other organizations can be led badly astray, damaging their businesses. Relying on bad data and bad research is like sailing a ship by a faulty map: sooner or later, you’re going to hit an iceberg or sandbar or reef and your ship will sink.

There are three fundamental ways that data collection can go wrong. I’m going to vastly oversimplify here – I recommend reading up on Tom Webster’s blog along with the AAPOR best practices guide if you want to seriously dig in.

Selection bias is when you have a sample of the population that is non-representative of the whole population. For example, if I ask for volunteers to take a survey about, say, Jay Baer’s popularity, only people who have a strong opinion about Jay are likely to respond to the volunteer survey. Thus, my data is skewed.

Measurement bias is when you have a problem in how you measure your data. There are so many ways that measurement can go wrong. For example, if you opt-out of Klout, your Twitter handle returns the same error code as someone who was never part of the Klout database. That’s an important distinction. Doing a quick scan of the Klout API and then rushing an infographic out the door about how many people have opted-out of Klout creates bad conclusions because you have a measurement bias problem.

Finally, intervention bias gives you bad data when you’re trying to compare data. You see this most often with companies offering some kind of paid service and pushing a study to back up their claims. I ran into this with an SEO firm that was claiming its method for boosting SEO was incredibly powerful and they rushed to attribute all of the company’s SEO improvements based on their work. What they failed to account for were all of the other marketing activities that were occurring at the same time that were interfering with the data. Amusingly, after I stopped working with the company, I looked at our SEO data and saw that we were getting the same (or better) results without them.

Whenever you read marketing material disguised as content from a company trying to sell you something and offering research or data to validate it, see if their marketing material offers answers to these three questions:

1. Who did you get your data from (and how did you pick those people)?
2. How did you measure your data?
3. If you drew a conclusion from your data, how did you account for other activities messing with your results?

If the marketing material doesn’t include solid answers to these questions, then do not bet your business, your job, or your marketing budget on the conclusions being offered, because there’s every chance that either a self-serving conclusion was drawn or the data is faulty. Accept it as a nice fluffy piece of content to mark as read and move onto the next thing in your blog reader or inbox.

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February 2, 2012
Flip the coin to tell the story
It’s now the first day of February, so we’re a month into my three words of story, restoration, and compassion. All three are moving ahead very intensely, and I want to share one of the lessons I’ve learned about story.

Early on, I thought stories were just narratives. You tell what happened. This tends to lead to run-on expositions that don’t offer anything interesting. When I first chose my three words for 2012, I asked some great storytellers like Ron Ploof for advice about how to construct better stories.

One of the immediate takeaways that I got from Ron’s advice as well as others is the idea of flipping the coin. When you flip a coin, you see obvious and immediate change, change that is very difficult to ignore. The state of the coin has flipped, and you see the opposite side of what you were just looking at.

Flipping the coin automatically creates a state change, which is a key ingredient to telling a better story. At each section of the story you tell, you need to change the state of the story to keep it compelling. For example, in my recent travelogue’s first draft, there were about 8 more entries in the post, all basically saying, “STILL WAITING OMG” or some variant of that. Any of my friends who were on Twitter or IM with me that afternoon got the raw, unedited versions of those.

The thing about those lines is that they didn’t accomplish a state change besides me getting grumpier. As a result, they didn’t advance the story forward. The coin was laying there on the table, unflipped. I pruned those entries out as a result, and the end version of the story was much tighter.

Take a look at your sales and marketing copy. Take a look at your stories. If you’re not changing states as you tell the story, then your story will not be compelling at all, and you’ll lose people very quickly. If you think about it, this is consistent with every bad sales pitch you’ve had to endure. The worst sales pitches are not only when the salesman fails to take a breath, they’re also a long litany of unchanging details: this product will make you slimmer, wealthier, more attractive to the gender of your choice, etc. It introduces no conflict.

Compare this to an outstanding salesman who tells a compelling story that interweaves loss and gain, profit and debt, neglect and attraction, ugly and sexy, and you immediately understand how important that coin flip is.

Go back to your content and check it for coin flips. If the coin never turns over, you’ve got some rewriting to do.

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February 1, 2012
The most powerful customer service secret of all
The simplest and most powerful customer service secret of all: tell your customers what’s going on.

Or better yet, give them the ability to tell themselves.

Refer back to my joyful travelogue recently. The #1 thing the airline could have done to make everyone’s wait easier would have been to provide more timely information.

If I could have checked a visual status board, I could have at my convenience and known whenever I wanted what was happening with my flight. The Type A personalities who were shouting at the gate agents on the rare occasions that they were available could have instead compulsively checked the board every 15 seconds.

If I never have to guess what’s going on, my imagination never has to cook up imagined slights against me. I never have to believe that your employees are lazy or uncaring.

If you’ve got a server down or a datacenter experiencing problems, show a status dashboard. Heck, put up a webcam so that customers can see employees working (assuming you have good looking, hard working employees, of course). If you’ve got shipping delays, let people see that information and make it as clear as possible what’s happening. Google, for example, does this brilliantly:

Don’t believe there’s a demand for that information? Go check the iOS or Android app stores for status apps.

I paid for this flight tracking app.

You’ll find people paying good money for third party apps to keep an eye on you. Better that you provide the service, don’t you think?

Tell people what’s going on, provide them with the best available information, and you’ll earn much more customer loyalty and retention.

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January 31, 2012
Weekend post: ceiling replacement?
Looking for advice, bids, and suggestions:

I have a 1950’s era Cape with these sort of cardboard/wood pulp tile ceilings:

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and

This is in a room that is approximately 144 sq. ft.

I want to get them replaced with this kind of ceiling tile from Armstrong, available at the big box home improvement store of your choice:

A few questions:

1. Has anyone done anything like that, and if so, is this the approach you would recommend, or is there a better/more efficient/more cost effective method for replacing an old ceiling like this?

2. What would you budget for this? The tiles are about $92/box, and each box is about 29 sq. ft., so off the bat it’s$ 500 for materials. What’s reasonable labor from an insured contractor to get this sort of thing done? Is it a DIY project for the reasonably unskilled?

If you’re in the metro Boston area and a contractor (or really enjoy traveling at your own expense), you are more than welcome to make an offer/bid! Either leave it in the comments or email me from this comments page.

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January 29, 2012
Why social media is like ranch dressing
Have you ever wondered what the heck ranch dressing is? I have. It’s very tasty stuff, making almost anything better. According to Wikipedia, it was first invented in 1954 by the Henson family at their dude ranch, the Hidden Valley Ranch. Eventually, it became so popular that in 1972, it was bought by Clorox (yes, the bleach maker) and made commercially available. Internet-savvy cooks have managed to replicate the original recipe as follows:

1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream
1/2 teaspoon dried chives
1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

Mix well and let sit overnight.

Ranch dressing is known for its ability to make just about anything taste better. Salad, snacks, baked potatoes, you name it, ranch dressing can probably improve it, which is why it overtook Italian dressing in 1992 as the best-selling salad dressing in the world.

It’s also known for being hideously bad for you in larger quantities, since 2 tablespoons clock in at about 145 calories, 94% of which is fat.

Finally, Clorox had to work some scary chemical magic to make it shelf-stable, since so much of the recipe is dairy-based and would otherwise spoil within days of making it. Take a look at your generally available commercial bottle of dressing and you’ll find antifungal drugs like natamycin in it. This is why it’s generally a better idea to copy the recipe above and make it at home when needed.

Here’s the thing about ranch dressing: its powers only go so far. Put ranch dressing on a salad and it makes for a better salad. If the salad is really good to begin with, you don’t need much dressing. If the salad is a pile of shredded iceberg lettuce that’s wilted, you’re going to be making ranch dressing soup in order to be able to eat it.

You can (though you shouldn’t) put ranch dressing on things like piles of paper shreddings. Again, it’ll be barely edible, but the dressing will manage to help you overcome what is otherwise something you wouldn’t eat.

So what does a very tasty salad dressing have to do with social media? In many ways, social media is just like ranch dressing:

1. You have to do a lot of crazy things to it if you’re not making it fresh yourself. The end product is okay, but not nearly as good (or good for you) as when you do it yourself.

2. It will improve just about any product or service to some degree to make it more palatable.

3. It’s bad for you in large quantities. After all, if you spend 100% of your time on social, you’re spending 0% of your time on your actual business.

4. If your product or service is bad, you can overcome it to some degree, but you and your company’s health are much better off making a better product or service first, and then adding social media to it afterwards.

Enjoy the salad and the social media!

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January 27, 2012
4 signs that you’re not actually a marketing ninja
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

Marketers love hyperbole, and when we ran out of superlatives like guru, expert, and maven, we turned to sillier superlatives like ninja. However, like many foreign loan-words, you have to be careful about using it. Here are 4 signs you’re not actually a ninja, and therefore probably shouldn’t use the word in your marketing efforts unless you want to be laughed at a whole lot.

1. You can’t spell or say ninjutsu correctly. In fact, the Japanese language escapes you.

2. You don’t practice the martial art of ninjutsu. There’s one surviving lineage of ninjutsu, from Dr. Masaaki Hatsumi of Noda City, Japan, and his many students around the planet including my teacher, Mark Davis of the Boston Martial Arts Center, and his teacher, Stephen K. Hayes. If you seriously claim to be a ninja, you had better be training at an actual ninjutsu dojo.

3. You don’t know what ninja were actually good at. Most ninja, during their miserable “golden age” (hey, who wants to be a refugee from the losing side of one of the civil wars that will be killed on sight?) were information gatherers, not assassins or martial arts experts. A webinar by an actual ninja would be highly interactive, where the presenter never presented any actual content but just kept asking the crowd for information for 45 minutes in one giant Q&A session.

4. You feature ninja outfits in your marketing. The black martial arts do-gi isn’t something historical ninja ever wore. Ever. It’s a holdover from Japanese theater – the stage hands and prop handlers wore them so as not to distract the audience. What did real ninja wear? Well, if your goal is secrecy and blending in, you wore what everyone else wore. Today, you’d be wearing a business suit or a sweater and jeans or whatever’s normal in your part of the world. The keyword is: boring. Your appearance as an actual ninja should be so boring and unappealing that no one even wants to look at you. I suppose a true social media ninja would wear a blazer and jeans.

It’s a tribute to the modern day ninja masters like Hatsumi sensei or An-Shu Hayes that the word ninja is held in such general high regard. For centuries in Japan, being called a ninja was right up there with being called a mercenary, thief, or prostitute. Now it’s being used by marketers everywhere. That’s some great marketing for you!

Bonus: if you’re a real ninja, you know why this post only has 4 tips.

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January 26, 2012
6 AM in St. Louis
Two years ago I was wandering around St. Louis at 6 AM before one of the Social Fresh conferences. I had my digital camera with me, and was looking for interesting photos to take. Right around 6:15, I saw the sun start to come up. A look to the east revealed the reds and golds of a spectacular sunrise about to make its way over the horizon, even if obscured by all the local buildings. Amidst the urban clutter was the landmark St. Louis archway. A look to the west revealed my hotel, all 28 stories of it.

Sunrise was on the way.

If you’ve ever done any photography, you know that moments like sunrises don’t last for more than a few minutes. There’s a brief moment of magic when everything is just right, and then it fades as the day begins.

I broke into an all out sprint to get back to the hotel, racing inside to the security desk. The guard on duty probably wondered if someone had been murdered at the speed I ran up to him, but my only question was whether it would be okay if I went up to the closed restaurant on the 28th floor to take some photos. He called the manager on duty, who said yes, and the guard unlocked 28 on the elevator. Up I went.

I immediately had to perform some unplanned acrobatics. The cleaning crew had just mopped the black marble floors of the restaurant and as I dashed out of the elevator, I slipped and fell on what felt like the slickest black ice ever. Thankfully, lots of martial arts experience and luck kept me uninjured and my camera unbroken.

I managed to get to the window in just under 10 minutes from the time I saw the sky change and aim to the east. My luck held:

Be looking for opportunity.
Be prepared with the right gear and talent to take advantage of it.
Seize your opportunities with urgency, because they won’t last.
Be bold about asking.
Prepare to slip and fall, but be able to get up just as fast.
Take the shot.

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January 25, 2012
Never make this professional speaking mistake!
4:45 AM, January 21. The alarm shouted its usual cheerful “WAKE UP” to me in my hotel room, urging me to get out of bed in time to get to the airport for my flight home. I groggily packed the remaining bits and pieces of my luggage and stumbled downstairs to the taxi stand for a cab back to Hartsfield Airport. The weather forecast in Boston said heavy snow, which might mean some delays. I stepped out into the foggy, rainy Atlanta morning and headed for the airport, expecting to be home right around 1 PM, plenty of time to enjoy the day.

5:40 AM. Getting through security was a breeze – almost too easy. I worry sometimes when someone does NOT check my bag, with all the electronics and wires I carry. I’ve seen what my bags look like on the X-ray scanner, and with all that confusing wiring and sets of devices, you have to be either an expert baggage scanner or you just don’t care about your job to not pull the bag off for inspection.

7:30 AM. Talking with the rest of the team from the conference before they head home to Baltimore. I head for my gate, breathing a sigh of relief that the flight board still says AIRTRAN FL 270 ON-TIME in bright green letters. Time for a cup of coffee. Unfortunately, it’s airport coffee, which is right up there with hotel coffee.

10:00 AM. The usual rush to get on the plane and struggle for overhead space. It’s Tetris with luggage and elbows, but I get seated and get ready to go. So far, so good.

10:30 AM. We push back from the gate and head out onto the runway. Storms wash the field with drenching rains and so many flashes of lightning, it’s like being photographed at an event. We come to a stop and I look out the window. The runway looks like a parking lot, with planes waiting in every direction. That sinking feeling sets in.

11:15 AM. The storm intensifies. Lightning is flashing nearly every 3-4 seconds, thunder making the aluminum skin of the plane rattle. We’re still parked. The captain hits the PA to announce that the airfield is closed due to weather.

11:30 AM. The captain says, we’ve got a 2 minute window in which to escape Atlanta’s fierce storm, otherwise we’re going to be here for a while. He says we’re going for it and to buckle up, it’s not going to be an easy ride out.

11:35 AM. Free roller coaster ride with every coach class seat! Ever been in a commercial jet when it feels like the floor just drops out from under you and you fall 4-5 feet in a second? Yeah, that.

11:47 AM. What’s with the faint burning insulation smell?

12:15 PM. What’s with the very not faint burning insulation smell?

12:20 PM. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. A few of you have noticed a funny smell in the cabin, so we’re making an emergency landing at the nearest airport, which is Charlotte, NC.”

12:45 PM. Everyone off!

1:30 PM. The gate agent says they’re trying to find the problem and fix it because there are no other planes in the area we could use to resume our flight.

1:46 PM. That’s funny, all the gate agents for Airtran/Southwest disappeared.

2:30 PM: I make friends with a captain who’s dead-heading up to Boston. He checks his internal airline flight schedule (I want that app for my iPhone!) and sees a replacement airplane that’s queued to be sent to Charlotte on the field in Atlanta. That’s good news, but there are still no gate agents to be found.

4 PM: Charlotte is a very nice airport to be stranded in. There’s even a sushi shop. Too bad there aren’t Airtran/Southwest gate agents to tell us what’s happening with our flight.

4:35 PM: The Airtran/Southwest gate agents magically reappear to let us know they have heard that our replacement plane is in the air now. Then they vanish again. The off-duty captain says that it left at 4:15, should be in Charlotte at 5, and that there’s plenty of time to catch a beer in the bar and make bets about the next day’s Patriots-Ravens game.

5:19 PM: Boarding the replacement plane.

7:38 PM: Touchdown in Boston! Can’t wait to get home.

7:40 PM: “Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Apparently, there are no free Southwest gates right now. There’s a plane in our gate that’s requested pushback, but they’ll need to be de-iced, so we’ll be waiting for a couple of minutes.” The off duty captain laughs and says, more like 20 minutes.

8:06 PM: Finally off the plane. Off duty captain was right on the money.

9:05 PM: Home, a mere 16 hours after I left the Atlanta hotel. For the record, it’s 18 hours to drive from Atlanta to Boston, so for today, air travel was only slightly faster.

The moral of this story is this: if you are a professional speaker, this story is why you never, ever travel on the day that you speak (unless of course, you’re fabulously wealthy enough to afford your own private jet, which clearly I am not). The air transit system is so unreliable that if you’ve got a professional commitment, bad, bad things can happen to foul that up. Had I been traveling to a venue instead of home, I would have missed it entirely.

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January 24, 2012

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