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Here’s an unsurprising confession: I’m a fan of knives. (Warcraft rogues, you can stop giggling now) I’ve probably got more knives than any other class of tool in my house, even accounting for an absurd number of misplaced and lost screwdrivers, and I use knives on a daily basis more than any other piece of non-digital hardware.

All of this started when I was about 10 years old, when I got my first Boy Scout knife, a small Victorinox Swiss Army Knife. (back then in those politically incorrect days, giving a child a knife as a gift was totally appropriate.) It was a relatively simple model with a 2 inch knife blade, a built-in saw, built-in scissors, built-in can opener/screwdriver, and a pair of tweezers that pulled out of the plastic handle. All in all, it was a great little knife that whittled more sticks and bars of soap than I care to remember.

Over the years, I’ve collected knives, made knives from blanks bought at various knifeworks, broken more than my fair share of them, and can say with certainty one truth about knives:

Use the right knife for the right job.

A chef’s knife is wonderful for long drawing slices and cuts across large pieces of food. It’s terrible at very short cuts that require a lot of twists and turns.

A paring knife is wonderful for doing exactly what it says it does: paring. It’s also good in a pinch for quick, short slices and dices.

A folding belt or pocket knife is great to have around for utility tasks like opening boxes or if you need (and are safely trained in the use of) a knife for self protection.

A decorative knife like some of Gil Hibben’s fantasy blades are great for decoration. You’re highly likely to injure yourself or break them if you try to use them for anything practical.

Accidents happen when you use the wrong knife for the wrong purpose. You also get substandard results. Take a good look at a side of roast beef and imagine trying to cut it with a paring knife or a pocket knife and still have a presentable meal, and you get the general idea. Use the right knife for the right purpose.

As a kid, a Swiss Army Knife is good enough for most situations that a 10 year old is going to face. It’s not especially good at any one of the tasks that it does, but most kids don’t need to saw down a tree, carve a roast, or fight with a knife, and so it’s good enough for the barest basics. As an adult, the Swiss Army Knife is now relegated to a beloved keepsake rather than a heavily used utility tool.

What does any of this have to do with marketing? In many ways, marketing tools are no different than knives. If you don’t use the right tool for the right purpose, accidents happen and results are below expectations.

There are an astonishing number of companies that want to be all things to all marketers – some even go so far as to make the analogy that they’re a Swiss Army Knife of marketing. They want to be your SEO tool, your email marketing tool, your mobile tool, your advertising tool, and so on. It’s everything you need in one convenient package, right?

For the novice marketer, the all in one solution will take care of all of your basic needs, but it won’t do any of them particularly well. It’s better than no SEO solution, but you’ll hit its limits really quickly. It’s better than sending BCC emails from Outlook, but lacks any serious email marketing capability. It’s better than no analytics, but a pale cry from the full fury of Google Analytics.

For the capable and talented marketer, you’re better off going with a limited mix of best-in-class tools rather than bigger and bigger “Swiss Army Knife” marketing solutions. Any chef of repute and experience will tell you they keep a drawer of a half dozen or so knives that do one particular style of cutting exceptionally well, and they’re not shy about spending a decent amount of money on a solid blade that will do its job well through the years. As a marketer, look for the right tools for the right purposes, and be willing to invest more time and money to get better results.

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What’s the fundamental problem that NBC and others are facing with the Olympics, resulting in things like the #NBCFail movement?

Is it crass commercialism and ad-driven media?

Is it bad reporting?

Nope. Fundamentally, the issue beneath everything around the coverage of the Olympics boils down to this simple but important set of concepts:

There is a difference between information and experience.
You cannot control information.
You can control experience.

What NBC has tried to protect and failed at is control of the information from the Olympics, from trying to rein in spoilers to control what has been said about the events and their publication of them. Information is beyond anyone’s control these days, which should have been obvious to the NBC team. If the assassination of Osama bin Laden ended up on Twitter, what’s the likelihood of controlling any information coming out of London? There are, for example, VPN Olympics packages for sale online right now for $10 that will let you VPN into the UK, obtain a UK IP address, and watch the uncut, uncensored live streams of Olympic coverage by the BBC. Information finds a way to get out, more than ever in a real-time world. NBC ignored that reality.

What NBC did have total control over was the packaging of the information on their channels. This is the real-time world. Why not let everyone have access to the firehouse of sports in real-time for those who want unfiltered access, and then package the day into better, tighter, more impactful stories that go beyond just watching events unfold?

By having a time delay, NBC had the opportunity to prune all of that information down, add in more compelling information (like all the human interest stories), and turn information into an experience that people would actually want to watch for its own sake, in addition to catching their favorite sports uncut.

They also ignored the power of digital distribution entirely. If I have 30 minutes at night to catch the news, wouldn’t it be great if I could sign into NBC’s channel on iTunes and download the Olympics martial arts episode for 5 with 30 minutes of coverage of all the judo, boxing, and tae kwon do match highlights of the day, or pay10 for a large download file of the matches uncut to watch later?

As a marketer, you have very little control over information. You have total control over how you present that information, what kind of experience you package it in, and how your audience receives that package. Focus on what you have control over, rather than tilt at windmills beyond your control, and you’ll create the value your audience wants and is happy to pay for.

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I recently had an interesting conversation with the manager of an ad network’s media buyer section. They revealed an interesting insider tip that I thought was worth sharing: most self-serve pay-per-click (PPC) networks are remnant inventory networks, from LinkedIn to Google Adwords to Facebook Ads, etc.

What does that mean?

Remnant inventory is spare inventory, spare ad slots that are unfilled. If you look at any of the major ad networks, there are generally two options available, a self-serve PPC solution and a really expensive media buy solution. The self-serve is touted as best for small businesses, and the media buy is for the big wallet crowd.

It should come as no surprise, then, that the media buy crowd that can pony up for a seat at the big table gets preferential ad slot times and placements. If you buy into these media solution packages, the starting price of admission is anywhere from 10,000 to25,000 per month, and you get the best seats in the house for your ads.

The people who can’t pony up for a seat at the big table can buy into seats at the little table, where we can pay per click in a self-serve environment. The catch is this: we get whatever’s left over after the big players have expended their budgets. If you’re competing for a highly-valued audience or for highly-valued keywords and you’re in the PPC self-serve market, you’re getting silently squeezed out. Your ad for “best Christmas toys” or “best B2B service” will never be seen at prime time; chances are it’ll show at the Sunday at 3 AM slot.

The advice the manager gave? PPC self-serve works best in the first quarter of the year. Each quarter after that gets progressively more difficult as companies, eager to meet their marketing and sales targets, pour more and more money into the advertising networks. By the time the holidays roll around in the fourth quarter, there’s almost no remnant inventory left because big companies are desperate to hit their targets and are buying everything in sight. What little inventory might be possible is nearly worthless, barely converting.

So what do you do if you don’t have 100 Benjamins to lay down on the table every month? Look for advertising solutions that are much more finely targeted and less competed-for. I will guarantee you that if you have a product or service that has any level of mainstream appeal at all, there is a discussion forum, mailing list, podcast, or other network that has a small section of your buyers and is eager for any advertising dollars at all. Take a few hours to Google for them, find them, silently lurk and see if it’s a good fit for your audience, and then make your bid. You’ll exhaust that smaller audience quickly, but you’ll spend a lot less than you will anywhere on the big networks.

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A brief thought as I set up at the Eduweb conference for this week.

These birds were sitting outside of the seating area at the local coffee and pastry shop. They were quite successful in their “marketing” and “conversion”, getting lots of food from amused restaurant patrons.

The birds know what far too many marketers don’t: go where the opportunities are. Just because a place is busy doesn’t mean it has opportunities for you. The road right next to the restaurant has plenty of traffic and is plenty busy, but there’s no food there. The store next to the restaurant has no traffic and is completely safe, but there’s no food either.

Opportunity isn’t just traffic. It isn’t just where the crowd is. It’s where the crowd is that wants to do business with you. Facebook has lots and lots of people. The crowd is very clearly there, like sitting in the middle of a 10 lane highway. It may not necessarily be where your opportunities are.

The birds follow each other. As one finds food, it communicates with a happy chirp to the others who come and eat as well. Look at your fellow marketers in your industry and vertical, or of similarly sized companies. Where are they finding opportunity? Where’s the crowd that has the food? It may not be the biggest, most popular places. In fact, it might be the relatively quiet places (like discussion forums or other websites) next to the big highway that have the best choices for you.

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On today’s Marketing Over Coffee, we debated a bit about Amazon and how retailers can stop “showrooming”, the practice of having customers come into real life stores, examine physical goods, and then check the price on Amazon and buy it there.

That’s the tip of the iceberg, and the retail Titanic is headed straight for it, full steam ahead. Here’s why. Amazon recently announced openings of new distribution centers, some in major metropolitan areas, in exchange for collecting sales tax in those regions on behalf of the government. Why? Slate argues that it’s to provide same-day delivery of goods in high-demand areas.

That alone should make retailers deeply worried. After all, if I can stop by my local big box electronics store and know that I can take delivery to my house from Amazon in 4 hours, the incentive to buy and lug anything home goes down. Retailers who are celebrating Amazon’s surrender on the sales tax war, long perceived as a competitive advantage, may be celebrating Amazon eating more of their lunch.

Here’s the even bigger picture. Amazon has more data and access to more data than any retailer, period. They know exactly what’s popular, where it’s popular, and when. Amazon is likely aware that showrooming is somewhat self-destructive – once it pushes stores like big box electronics chains out of business, consumers will have fewer places to see and feel the items they want to purchase. The logical conclusion, then, is an Amazon showroom.

Think of the power that a physical showroom might have. Amazon’s datacenters can tell each showroom which 100 products to feature in it that provide the best balance of profit, popularity, and volume, while the local distribution center ships the goods to your house in 4 hours, or you can pick them up at the showroom’s Amazon delivery locker. You walk into the showroom with your mobile phone, try out the featured goods in person, scan the barcode for the items you want, pay using your existing Amazon account, and go on with your day, knowing your purchases will be on your doorstep before the next meal. (or you could wait in the showroom’s coffee shop and see the top 100 Kindle bestsellers of the hour and buy one while you have that coffee, I suppose)

What can the average retailer do to combat this? If you’re a big box chain, you’re pretty much hosed. You have been ever since the Amazon price-check app. Remember the time-honored adage:

Amazon has already nailed cheap with the price check app. They’re in the process of wiping out the fast advantage of the physical retailer with real-time distribution. That leaves your only true competitive advantage of good. You’ve got to provide a customer experience that a highly impersonal series of digital transactions can’t provide. Before you scoff that real people will always want a personal connection, recall that a highly-tuned, nearly flawless digital experience (Amazon) is routinely beating the pants off flawed, broken real-world customer experiences (big box electronics stores) already.

Go shop in some of the retail world’s successes. The Apple Store. Tiffany’s. The American Girl doll store. Compare and contrast the end-to-end experiences you have in those retail locations with the experiences you have in any of the big box retailers, and you will understand what bar you have to reach in order to survive the Amazon onslaught. The writing is on the wall.

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