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  • Fireside Chat: Geraldine Deruiter on Food, Feminism, and Fury

    Fireside Chat: Geraldine Deruiter on Food, Feminism, and Fury

    In today’s episode, join me for a fascinating conversation with Geraldine Deruiter, James Beard award-winning author. You’ll discover her journey from a blogger to an acclaimed author, diving into her new book that intricately weaves food, feminism, and fury. You’ll benefit from Geraldine’s unique perspectives on the culinary industry, gender roles, and her viral culinary critiques. Tune in to gain valuable insights and learn how these themes intertwine to shape our society and culture.

    Geraldine’s book can be found on Amazon and wherever books are sold.

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    Christopher Penn 0:00

    In today’s episode, but something different for a change, talking to Geraldine Detroiter, author, a James Beard award winning author, whose new book, if you can’t take the heat that comes out in March, this is the book which you can find just by Googling it.

    Geralyn.

    First of all, welcome.

    Tell, tell me more about who you are.

    Besides what’s in the official bio.

    Geraldine Deruiter 0:25
    I am someone who probably like a lot of people has made their career on the internet.

    But I started like a million years ago.

    So I am a writer who started blog who started their career blogging, really.

    And so what happened is way back in 2008, I used to work for a toy and game company called cranium.

    Have you ever heard of it? Have you ever played it? Okay.

    Yeah, a lot of people have, I got laid off.

    And I started kind of floating aimlessly for a while.

    And that led to the start of my blog, which is called everywhere trust.

    So it’s everywhere, stock calm.

    And so I was travel blogging for years trying to figure out what I was going to do next.

    And very slowly, that morphed into my first book, which I don’t I still don’t know how this happened.

    People asked me I’m like, I don’t know, I was just writing for years.

    And after a while, I realized that this funky side project that I was working on became my career.

    Right before COVID, I started writing more and more about food.

    So I thankfully and accidentally pivoted.

    And so what I realized was the posts that were getting the most engagement, and the posts that were doing the best and the posts that I was kind of the best at writing.

    Were all food related.

    And at that point, I thought, well, maybe there’s something here.

    So after a couple weird instances where I went crazy viral, made like international headlines found my face on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, like just crazy things like that.

    I ended up pitching my second book, which is about food and feminism.

    Christopher Penn 2:10

    Gotcha.

    And I assume this is one of those.

    That

    Geraldine Deruiter 2:16
    is what that is kind of the start of all of it.

    Yes.

    So the pizza roll or the pizza, cinnamon pizza DOS, cinnamon rolls for Mario Batali.

    So that blog post went up? Oh, my gosh, six years ago, a time is a thief.

    So I wrote this blog post.

    And what happened was, I feel like people probably know the story about Mario Batali.

    There were some allegations that came out about sexual harassment.

    Turns out they were way worse than that there were actually a couple of lawsuits, a lot was happening.

    So at the time, all we knew were about the allegations.

    And he sends this newsletter out to his fans.

    And there’s like this very structured PR apology that clearly his legal team has gone through that says nothing.

    And at the end of it, he includes a recipe for cinnamon rolls.

    And he says they’re a fan favorite, you know, make up for the holidays, because it came out in December, and everyone was like, what, what are you? Like, what are you doing? It’s like you brought baked goods to your own trial.

    Like this is just such a bad idea.

    And the one thing I noticed no one had done and the thing that immediately came to mind for me, was to make the recipe.

    And part of the reason why was because I had made his pizza dough before.

    And I knew that there was no way that this would make a good cinnamon roll like this is not the dough is totally different.

    There’s no way this was going to work.

    And if we want to get into nerdy food science, you know, pizza, pizza dough is very bread like and cinnamon rolls are usually if they’re good, in my opinion, have like more of a brioche texture.

    So the the two are not you can’t substitute one for the other.

    So I made the cinnamon rolls and this was kind of at the apex of the me to movement.

    And I wove kind of two narratives together kind of about my my rage about everything that was happening and all of these emerging stories that were coming out.

    And this recipe that was just utter crap.

    So it goes crazy viral.

    Martha Stewart is retweeting it.

    Dan Savage is retweeting it.

    Pete wells, who’s the restaurant reviewer of The New York Times, is sharing it.

    By the way this is back when Twitter is not a cesspool that is slowly dying.

    And so it’s everywhere.

    My blog crashes from traffic.

    I get like millions, millions of visitors over a few days.

    I’m getting you know, I’m doing interviews with like the local news.

    It’s bonkers.

    My website gets hacked and then a year Later, I went to James Beard Award for it.

    What? Like white? So yeah, that I don’t I don’t know, it was really it’s still bizarre to me, I say it out loud.

    I’m like, I have a job like my husband, I will go to James Beard award winning restaurants and we’re like, they give those to anybody.

    So that’s kind of that how that all started.

    Christopher Penn 5:24

    Gotcha.

    So the new book is is called Tales of food feminism and fury.

    Yes.

    How do you this is probably a very philosophical start.

    Define feminism? Oh,

    Geraldine Deruiter 5:38
    gosh, I mean, I define feminism, as, you know, first of all, the radical belief that women are people, and that they deserve equality, and have not always received it.

    And, you know, of course, I believe that feminism should be intersectional.

    And so if you add on layers to that, you know, if you are a woman of color, you have also dealt with racism, on top of sexism.

    And so your experiences is different, and you’ve dealt with a lot more or if you are a woman who is dealing with disability and, and a world that does not accommodate that, then there are more layers to it.

    If you are a woman who is trans, you are dealing with transphobia in the world, so there’s so many layers to it.

    Christopher Penn 6:33

    Gotcha.

    Okay.

    And so what was the impetus to turn this into a book, what, why a book about this particular topic?

    Geraldine Deruiter 6:45
    I felt like these stories kept presenting themselves.

    And it was very organic.

    I, you know, it had been years since I had written a book, my first book came out in 20.

    I think it came out in 2017.

    You know, and this book is coming out seven years later.

    And to be honest, I, I didn’t know what my second book was going to be.

    And I didn’t really have plans to write a second one.

    But after the second article I wrote went viral.

    And it was about food.

    And it was, it’s, it was hitting all the same notes.

    I thought, Okay, this, this is too powerful and intersection of topics to avoid, really.

    And so I think that there is something here.

    And I talked to my agent about it.

    And I was like, I don’t know if I’m the right person to write this.

    And I remember she said to me, no, I think you’re exactly the right person who should write this.

    And I thought, okay, but I’m doing it my way, which is probably not how other people are going to do it.

    So I’m going to talk about my love of Red Lobster.

    And I’m going to use a lot of, I’m gonna use a lot of swears.

    And it’s, it’s going to be completely all over the place.

    And she was like, that’s okay.

    Okay.

    Christopher Penn 8:09

    When you look at the food landscape now, particularly when we have, for example, do YouTubers who have millions of millions of people in their audience? Thanks.

    Do you feel like the food industry has gotten better or worse? Or is it specific to feminism

    Geraldine Deruiter 8:30
    in like, since when?

    Christopher Penn 8:34

    Since the cinnamon roll incident?

    Geraldine Deruiter 8:37
    Since the cinnamon roll incident? Oh, maybe tough to say.

    I want to say it’s getting better.

    There’s a very hopeful part of me that wants to say it’s getting better.

    I am not.

    I am not a consumer, an avid consumer of YouTube.

    I believe I follow two channels.

    And one is Taylor Lorenz is channel and the other is the rocks channel.

    But I don’t know how that came about.

    So I can’t speak to the YouTube landscape.

    I will say that I in my feeds, I do feel like I am seeing voices and you know, women and people who have not historically been heard before.

    So that’s cool.

    Christopher Penn 9:42

    And in terms of the culinary industry itself, particularly the big names How do you see that having evolved since then, when you look at in the in the post Mario Batali world and who has who even gets the spotlight these days? It’s

    Geraldine Deruiter 9:57
    starting it’s slowly starting to shift I mean, historically, let’s be let’s be clear.

    It was it’s always been men, right? You think of you think of celebrity chefs and who comes to mind for you? Because I think of a celebrity chef.

    Christopher Penn 10:11

    The first oldest one is really a child.

    Yeah.

    Okay.

    Geraldine Deruiter 10:16
    Is that comes to mind first.

    Christopher Penn 10:18

    So the current generation for me, is, there’s Rachael Ray, there’s Gordon Ramsay.

    There is who’s that crazy one? Oh, there’s Alton Brown, who is not necessarily a chef, per se,

    Geraldine Deruiter 10:34
    but he’s a culinary person.

    He’s

    Christopher Penn 10:36

    a personality.

    There is Bobby Flay.

    There’s cat Cora, who is obviously an opponent on Iron Chef.

    So there’s, there’s a lot of my culinary knowledge is based a lot of basically on online content, like YouTube and various shows.

    Geraldine Deruiter 10:54
    Well, and also like, early 2000s, Food Network.

    Yeah.

    Which was, you know, quite predominantly male dominated.

    And like, if you ask, that’s where a lot of my references come from, too.

    So if you ask me, like, I don’t like him, I think he’s very abusive.

    But Gordon Ramsay is the first one.

    I don’t know why he’s just so culturally saturated everywhere like he is who comes to mind when I think of celebrity chefs, or celebrities in the culinary industry.

    Interestingly, like Martha Stewart is a huge name, right? But we she’s not.

    She’s almost like this more broad the lifestyle brand.

    So we don’t exclusively associate her with the culinary world.

    Anthony Bourdain, you know, comes to mind too.

    But again, he was he was almost like, beyond just food.

    So it’s interesting, because I think historically, you know, the thing that I write about in my book is that men were allowed to be great chefs.

    And women were allowed to be great cooks.

    And that division is something that has been reflected in both were the division of labor of who gets to cook in the home, or who is assigned cooking responsibility in the home.

    You know, the vast majority of home cooking falls to women, and that’s in couples who are in heterosexual couples who are married, who are not married, who have kids who don’t, it’s almost 70 to 80% of the cooking false to women, and 70, almost 70% of the grocery shopping falls to women.

    So the vast majority of cooking within the home is happening with women.

    And that’s regardless of whether or not they are working outside of the home.

    So you might think, well, maybe, you know, maybe they’re stay at home moms know, you have a job outside the home, you are still doing the majority of the cooking.

    So that was one thing that struck me it was like, All right, we’re if you’re a woman you’re expected to cook in the home.

    But then you look at who is allowed to be a successful celebrity chef.

    And the vast majority Hold on, I actually wrote it down because it was in the book.

    But there was no way I was going to remember the stat since the Michelin star system started in 1941.

    You know, more than 100 Male chefs have been awarded the three star rating and less than six female chefs have been.

    So if you look at where you know, who gets to be awarded, and who gets to be lauded, it’s all men.

    You know, Time Magazine did a piece called the The think gods of cooking a while back.

    And the cover was just three male chefs.

    I don’t think there were any male female.

    There were any women chefs on it at all.

    There were like a few noted women who were in the culinary industry, but not predominantly chefs.

    So yeah, we’re seeing if you’re if you’re a man, you can be praised for cooking outside of the home.

    But if you’re a woman, it doesn’t happen the same way.

    Christopher Penn 14:08

    Why is there such a division of labor that’s so imbalanced? If you have the cultural role models for cooking are men.

    Why isn’t that reflect then in the home and who does the cooking? I

    Geraldine Deruiter 14:22
    mean, I think that this is that the answer to that is cultural and sociological and economical.

    It is so layered.

    But I think that in order part of part of it is I think in order for our society to work.

    Someone needs to do a lot of cooking at home.

    That needs to happen, right? And historically, because that’s fallen to women, that has been deep valued.

    And it’s fallen to women.

    Because, you know, we, we literally were not allowed to work outside of the home, we couldn’t have our own income, we couldn’t have our own bank accounts.

    So you have this responsibility within the home, that fell to women.

    And if you think about it, there was no way there was no other way for that to work, you couldn’t, you couldn’t eat out every day, people couldn’t afford to hire an in home chef, you had to have someone making food, and doing all of that labor.

    And it just got completely ignored, it is completely invisible labor that is happening.

    I think, once it started happening outside of the home, you know, the original, like, some of the first restaurants were rigidly structured, like, based on military structure.

    And it was a very masculine environment.

    And so it was seen as such, and because of that, it was not a woman’s place, once the work started to be appreciated and lauded and you got money for it, it became the domain of men.

    So that is, you know, part of it.

    And I’m not including any nuance there.

    Like, that’s the broad overarching way in which I think it happened.

    There’s more to it, because there have been women cooking outside of the home and struggling and trying to make a name for themselves.

    And there are, you know, the Julia Child’s out there who we’re kind of changing the landscape.

    But broadly, this is what I think, is the logic behind all of it.

    Christopher Penn 16:58

    Do you see that changing generationally? So how?

    Geraldine Deruiter 17:02
    Absolutely.

    Well, I mean, first of all, I think, you know, we’re, especially these newer generations are kind of abandoning these old ideas of of men do this and women do that, like God bless Harry Styles for for, you know, his, his idea that there there is no men’s and women’s clothing, right, bless him, bless the young kids for this, my niece uses bro as a gender neutral term.

    So I do think that they are understanding that and I think that, you know, the world has changed, it’s okay for, for men to cook like we no longer you know, used to be seen as this emasculating thing and, and that’s part of it too, right? You have to remember the patriarchy hurts everyone, like, men are treated like crap for loving to bake or loving to cook or, you know, being nurturing in the home.

    And that’s, like, historically, that’s terrible.

    That’s been terrible.

    That’s been a disservice to families, it’s been a disservice to women, it’s been a disservice to men.

    So that’s all starting to change.

    And I think, you know, obviously, women are getting more recognition outside of the home to so when they cook, and so we’re seeing women chefs being celebrated, and we’re seeing non binary chefs being celebrated.

    We’re seeing less of this rigid structure around gender in general.

    So yeah, I definitely do see things changing.

    But anytime stuff starts to change.

    You see a backlash, that that, you know, that’s how society moves forward.

    I hope.

    I hope that’s what’s happening.

    Talk about

    Christopher Penn 18:43

    that.

    What backlash Have you seen so far? And which direction is it headed?

    Geraldine Deruiter 18:48
    Oh, God.

    I mean, I don’t I I’m speaking about this broadly and beyond just the culinary world.

    But, you know, I think we see like the entire state of Florida would be my current example.

    I think that we you know, there’s there’s all this beautiful literature out there for kids about how it’s okay to be trans it’s okay to be queer.

    It’s okay if your family looks different than other families, and people are the are banning these but like, anytime that books are getting banned, I think you need to be like, okay, hold on.

    Hold on, like maybe we maybe we need to take a minute a beat and and just stop everybody stop.

    So I think that, you know, I think that that’s what we’re seeing.

    I think that so many people are just so afraid and so hateful and they could not handle that the world was changing.

    ng ng, and in my opinion becoming this like wonderful, more inclusive place.

    And so they are holding on so desperately to what they thought it was.

    And, and violently trying to shut out everything else.

    And that sucks.

    And I honestly hope that that is not how things keep going.

    And one of

    Christopher Penn 20:24

    the things that has become apparent is there’s a lot of people again, particularly on on social media, in both in the food realm and generally, who we’re operating with.

    Not generally accepted procedures.

    For example, there’s a channel called Cooking with Jack in which the person cooks cook some chicken in a in one of those food service bags, and cooks.

    What

    Geraldine Deruiter 20:54
    do you what do you mean foods serve like a Sufi back or though it’s

    Christopher Penn 20:58

    like an oven bag like you’ve seen? Yeah.

    Okay, so he cooks a whole chicken at 375.

    Okay, 40 minutes from a cold oven.

    It’s called stir oven and pulls it to 40 minutes and serves it, it is still red on the inside.

    And he’s like, this is what you want your chicken to be.

    It’s toe tender and moist.

    That’s, that’s wrong.

    And yet the video has gotten millions of

    Geraldine Deruiter 21:23
    views.

    Because everyone’s horrified right?

    Christopher Penn 21:27

    Would you read some of the comments be like, I’m gonna try that.

    That looks great.

    That looks great to the hospital.

    But there’s a lot of really bad out there.

    That is incredibly popular.

    And I want to hear your thoughts as someone who’s in the world about how built the industry as a whole is reacting to people.

    These are regular people with enormous followings making stuff that is legitimately dangerous that

    Geraldine Deruiter 22:02
    I mean, so we’re, there’s two, there’s two paths here.

    I think there’s two different things.

    There is there is trash food, right? There’s the trashy food, which to me like is the the Taco Bell taco with the Doritos shell.

    Right? Or I believe that there was maybe a Domino’s Pizza with hot dogs in the crust or something like that.

    Maybe I imagined that that might be a fever dream.

    I’m gonna go invent that and get a billion followers on YouTube.

    There’s that there’s trash food.

    And that I always feel like is a little bit like, it’s caught.

    You’re in college, or you’re in your early 20s.

    And you’re drunk.

    And you know, what seems like a great idea to eat.

    And that’s okay, right? That’s fine.

    That’s fun.

    And I think we all love to look at that.

    And everybody’s like, that looks gross, but I kind of want to try it.

    And that that’s fleek.

    I don’t know, that’s the equivalent of going to see a bad action film.

    Everybody likes that in small doses.

    I think that’s okay.

    You know, everything.

    Like the Epicureans literally had the philosophy of everything in moderation, including moderation.

    But then you have people who are endangering, they’re literally endangering other

    peoples and their own.

    And they are a public menace.

    What’s what you yet do you have a solution? You must have a solution.

    Christopher Penn 23:36

    I mean, in some ways, sort of a self solving problem? No.

    Geraldine Deruiter 23:42
    I’m just gonna take themselves out.

    Christopher Penn 23:43

    I am an ardent fan of science and data.

    And this is this is generally how I view life.

    You know, I don’t have much of a political orientation because I tend to go with whoever has correct data on the thing is generally the way I tend to lean I would

    Geraldine Deruiter 24:00
    say that is a political orientation these days, but everything else

    Christopher Penn 24:05

    and that’s a whole talk about that.

    Yeah.

    But particularly when it comes to things like food science and medicine in general, there’s a lot of people who ardently reject science in general food science and specific.

    Yeah, and with the general public, it’s not clear to a lot of people what is and is not good food science.

    Like for example, if you read about people talking all these different supplements, to the uneducated consumer, it sounds plausible.

    Like when you watch one of these food, these these food, celebrities, the food sort of, I get called grassroots celebrities and as opposed to the, the media personalities, what they’re doing sounds plausible, even if it is completely and totally wrong and deeply on Safe.

    Geraldine Deruiter 25:01
    Right? Yeah, no.

    And I, I do think we are going to get into the this is this is a very broad reaching societal problem, right, we could start digging into it I, and I see this a lot.

    And this is like, this is a running gag with my friends and I because ignoring my office, I am a neat freak.

    And I, you know, I clean with real cleaners, you know, I use disinfectants and clean properly.

    But then I like to spray essential oils, because I like how they smell.

    But people will see essential oils in your home.

    And then they’re like, do you think this is medicine? And I’m like, No, I do not think I think medicine is medicine.

    I think lavender smells nice.

    And I want it to be in my home.

    So I think fundamentally, what it comes down to is a breakdown of education.

    Right? We don’t educate people, we don’t educate people properly in food science.

    And if you look at people’s intent, their intent is to inform themselves, they’re watching these videos, they’re doing something that they think is correct.

    They’re like, well, that, you know, I always had dried chicken this chicken is, is like tender and moist.

    That’s a great idea.

    And nobody’s telling them actually, like, you need to cook it to this temperature to kill the bacteria.

    Because there is you know, and that’s not the case with beef.

    That is the case with pork, these are the meats that you can eat rare, these are the ones you can’t, you know, sushi grade fish, you can eat raw, non sushi grade fish, which most fish is you can’t you have to cook and and explaining that people just they’re not informed of these things.

    And so that is you know, that that’s something that we have not taught people and I don’t know, that’s not part of that’s not part of standard education.

    I think beyond that we don’t really teach critical thinking.

    And and I think a lot of times, you know, there’s there is a a cost, there is kind of a punitive cost to pushing back.

    And it could be societally it could be anything, but if you’re the one person at the party who’s like, you know, bro, your, your chickens raw, and everyone else is eating.

    Like you’re such a killjoy, like you’re such You’re no fun.

    We’ll put it back because somebody wants their chicken well done.

    Like what, like, so there is there’s so many layers to this, and it spreads, right? It’s everywhere.

    Also, I do think that there is a discussion here to be had about how if we had socialized medicine that would stop people from trying to, to cure a lot of their illnesses with pseudoscience.

    And a lot of that goes to, to, you know, eating, like or doing weird things with food that are fundamentally unhealthy.

    So Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m looking at you because I know you have good health care, and your whole bone broth three times a day, instead of eating to try and help with your Long COVID is not okay, because other people are doing that.

    Now, girl, no.

    still mad about that.

    We can talk about that.

    Christopher Penn 28:45

    I was gonna say Long.

    COVID is a vascular issue with cytokine inflammation.

    How does bone broth supposed to help that? So

    Geraldine Deruiter 28:52
    Supposedly, the diet she was on was supposed to be an anti inflammatory diet.

    And so that would help with the inflammation of it’s not real.

    Christopher Penn 29:09

    Excited teams that are involved in this.

    Geraldine Deruiter 29:13
    What she’s doing does not effectively help.

    Right.

    So if you’re asked this, you’re asking me to explain the science of it.

    I’m like, Well, I think she thought this, like I think she thought that reducing inflammation, like doing a low inflammation diet, like low inflammation diet, which I think is like, you know, no carbs, no dairy only bone broth.

    would help.

    But I

    Christopher Penn 29:39

    feel like that’s that falls in the category of please see your doctor.

    Okay.

    So, in the book, talk about some of the other interesting theory inducing things that that made it into the book that are worth sharing.

    So

    Geraldine Deruiter 29:56
    one thing that has happened several times now it has had happened in the US.

    That has happened a few times while we were traveling in Europe is I’ve gone to a couple restaurants, fan, you know fancier places like Michelin starred places.

    And I’m not that, you know, clearly I’m not that person I’m, I’m, you know, I will eat anywhere I will eat at any location, I do not need fine dining, because a lot of times I find fine dining is fine.

    But we’ve gone to these restaurants, and I will be handed a menu that has no prices on it.

    And it is like being untethered from reality.

    And I grew up in such a way.

    And I suspect you did, too.

    Can you order food without knowing how much things cost? I mean,

    Christopher Penn 30:48

    depends on the restaurant.

    If it’s a prefix, then you know what you’re getting, right? Because many of this absent that data is like, so did you make a misprint? Right? What happened here? So

    Geraldine Deruiter 31:01
    I just like to know, it helps inform my decision.

    And if I’m going to speak bluntly, odds are I’m never going to eat at a restaurant where I literally could not afford the food, that’s not going to happen, I’m not going I will not find that restaurant, I would not enter that place.

    But it is, these are relics of another time.

    These are women’s menus.

    And they are designed without prices.

    And the men are given menus with prices.

    And so the understanding is because the lady, the lady air quotes, is not paying, she should not know how much anything costs.

    And so we went to one of these restaurants.

    And I was like, I would like some water.

    And they were like, okay, and they brought me a water menu.

    Like I just want, I would just want tap water.

    And they were basically like, we don’t have that.

    Here’s the water menu.

    And that is how we ended up spending.

    I want to say $53 on water.

    And I am still angry about that.

    Because I had no prices, I didn’t know what I was doing.

    So so that that that still disgusts me.

    That angers me to no end, like give everyone menus with prices.

    That

    Christopher Penn 32:23

    is bizarre because you can’t if you don’t have that data, then you can’t know like the quality something ordering like a 5 bottle of wine versus like a50 bottle of wine.

    Well,

    Geraldine Deruiter 32:33
    and the assumption is that if you are a solo diner, if you’re a solo female or female presenting diner, you receive a menu with prices.

    Christopher Penn 32:45

    Yeah, okay, that does seem a bit on the very outdated side of things.

    Geraldine Deruiter 32:50
    Oh, it very much is this is literally a relic from a time when women were not allowed to go out on a scored ID.

    So the assumption was, you would never be you would never be dining alone.

    And you would never carry your own money because you would what know that that’s something unclean and unseemly.

    And so whatever gentleman, you know, asked you out on a date or which would be rare.

    Normally the your husband would be the one paying for the meal.

    Christopher Penn 33:27

    All right, in some ways, you can see how you can see how it got that way because even in the US until 1974 Women can get a credit card without couldn’t have a

    Geraldine Deruiter 33:38
    credit card, which is I mean, that’s, that’s to me, that is just bonkers.

    I don’t know I’m I’m 43 So I was born in 1980.

    And I’m like 73 that.

    That’s nothing seven years.

    That’s nothing.

    So yeah.

    Christopher Penn 33:57

    Interesting.

    What else what other interesting tales

    Geraldine Deruiter 34:00
    of rage well, so there’s a few stories behind the stories.

    So one of the other stories that kind of went bonkers viral as I like to call it was a review that I did about a restaurant in Italy called Bros and I wrote this the I should have known right? We should have known it’s called bros a gig.

    All right.

    So the restaurant is called Bros and we go and it is and I wrote about it and this is the one that like Stephen Colbert did a little segment on which was going to say right now career highlights so cool.

    He did not say my name properly you did so you know Goldstar for you.

    It’s okay honestly, Stephen Colbert could say my last name improperly.

    I’m still site you know, fine.

    I would say millions of visitors the blog broke.

    I think I got 5 million visitors to the blog in a week.

    You know? It was on the homepage of the New York Times it was on Italian press.

    It was everywhere the coverage of the New York by the New York Times and the coverage.

    Yeah, primarily was so awful.

    They basically made me out to be this, like villainous blogger who wrote this, like, terrible review, like I was this, you know, prominent, scathing, powerful writer, which I’m not, like I said, no little swivel chair and have a blog.

    I shouldn’t do that my camera just lost focus.

    So and they made the chef out to be like, you know, I’m just this person from humble beginnings.

    And I’m like, No, you’re not like, so.

    Then he was he, they had quotes from him about like, how, essentially, like, I deserve to be punched, like the New York Times is posting that I deserve physical abuse, for what had happened.

    And then posting his comments about how like, I’m too old to appreciate the food.

    And what it became was every insult that I had ever received, as a woman writer, this chef was hurling back at me.

    And this story, in the New York Times, like the front section of the New York Times, was relaying all of that.

    And that was such a, like, awful experience.

    I was like, Holy crap, you are painting me as the villain.

    Because I wrote a story about having a bad time of legitimately bad time at this restaurant.

    It went on the chef spliced video of me from interviews that I had done and spliced it with, like sexually explicit content, and put it on his Instagram feed.

    Like he did a bunch of creepy stuff.

    And so and then, you know, there were allegations that he was abusive to his staff that The New York Times did not follow up on that the story just did not completely dismissed.

    And so I was left.

    So I was so angry, I was so angry by that entire experience, because I really, I was like, you know, you can have what you think is a relatively large amount of power.

    Like, I’m a, like, let’s, let’s be clear.

    I’m a James Beard award winning writer.

    I’m a published author.

    I have a blog that’s been read by millions of people.

    And I am getting trashed about an experience that was very real.

    And this guy is, you know, this, this chef is dragging me through the mud.

    And the New York Times is just printing it.

    And I was like, Oh, my God.

    Yeah.

    So I’m Steffel.

    So I get into that entire backstory in the book.

    Christopher Penn 38:29

    Okay, I’ll have to read the book to see how it all turned out.

    Yeah,

    Geraldine Deruiter 38:32
    I can send you a copy.

    Have I not sent you have I not sent you a copy? No.

    Oh, God, I’m a goblin.

    I’m the worst.

    I’m writing that down right now to send you a copy.

    All right.

    Christopher Penn 38:46

    In the last few minutes, talk about how you’re marketing the book, like what you were doing as a successful author as a successful writer, what you were doing to to do so in a media landscape that is more crowded than it’s ever been, thanks to generative AI.

    So how are you? How is Geraldine? Going to make this book a success? Well,

    Geraldine Deruiter 39:09
    so it’s funny, I was actually I was talking to my husband about this yesterday.

    And I don’t know if he clearly knows who you are.

    I don’t know if your worlds interact.

    I think they do overlap.

    So my husband’s name is Rand Fishkin.

    He previously ran a company called Moz.

    He now runs a company called spark Toro.

    And he is as a friend of mine put it, he’s he’s big old marketing nerd.

    And, you know, he was he and I were talking yesterday, and he’s like, look, I can tell you what I know about Gretchen Rubin.

    And it is that she, like, forced her book like The Happiness Project was was was not destined to be a best seller but she forced that book into everyone’s hands.

    She was like abs like read this book.

    Read it.

    I do not know if I have that verb.

    I do not know if I do but I I am proud of this project in an intense way.

    And I would be angry if the stories that inspired this project got more intention than then the truth behind it.

    You know, and this book goes into all the harassment that I dealt with, after the blog posts went up all of the, you know, all of the truth behind like the New York Times coverage, everything that happened, and I want that out.

    So what I’ve been doing is, I’m making a list of everyone I know, right? Who do I know in the food world? Who can I reach out to? And just talking to them and being like, Hey, wait, I’d like to send you a copy of this book.

    I’d like to talk to you about this book.

    Do you? Do you want to pitch an article about it? Do you want to pitch a story? Do you want to do a q&a or an interview with me? Do you know anyone else? Who would? Do you have a newsletter? You’d want to include this on? Can we have a chat? Like, do you know anyone else who would be interested, I’m reaching out to everyone who ever did coverage on any of the previous stories? So I talked to people from today, the.com, who did a big coverage of the Brose piece, and I was like, Hey, can we talk? I’ve reached out to people who did coverage of the Batali piece.

    And I was like, hi, I wrote a book about all of the harassment I received in the wake of that I would love for you to read it, I would love to talk to you about it.

    So I just went through basically, you know, my, I still call it the Rolodex because I’m old.

    And I went through my rolodex.

    And I was like, Who can I talk to? And then I just I also just, you know, send out the the megaphone call, which you answered, which warmed my heart over social media.

    And I’m like, Hey, I have a book.

    And I think it’s cool.

    And I think I’m an interesting conversationalist, and I make some fun jokes.

    I would love to talk to you about this book, call me like, we’ll have a chat, I’ll send you a free copy of the book.

    And, you know, we’ll get the word out, because I think that food informs who we are.

    And I think that it’s an important topic for women and men and everyone.

    And you know, the way in which we’ve been taught to think about it is kind of messed up diet, culture is messed up.

    food culture is kind of broken, who should be who’s in charge of cooking, who’s allowed to be famous, it’s all kind of messed up.

    And I talk about it in a funny way.

    And I really want this to do well.

    So that’s been, I’ve just been every outlet.

    Everything, I’m pounding the pavement, I’m driving my publisher insane.

    That’s been my approach.

    I don’t know.

    I don’t know.

    I don’t know if it’s gonna work.

    But you know what it can’t it can’t hurt that

    Christopher Penn 42:59

    is truly given that your average book sells something like 10 copies.

    Geraldine Deruiter 43:03
    I’ve heard this before.

    Yeah, a lot of books

    Christopher Penn 43:07

    that don’t do well, for every one that you hear.

    There’s hundreds, if not 1000s, that that do not.

    And it’s it’s a very challenged environment right now to the point where distribution itself is imperiled.

    If you would like an example, there are a number of articles talking about how Amazon has been deluded with AI generated books, where they, they you know, there’s millions of these things now.

    Yeah,

    Geraldine Deruiter 43:32
    there’s a couple written by my husband not written by my husband, but there’s a couple of AI books claiming to be written by my husband.

    Yeah, it’s funny too, because I considered, I don’t consider my first book of failure.

    I loved my first book.

    I thought it was funny and sweet.

    You should read it.

    But all over the place, which was my first book, I think, sold maybe 18,000 copies.

    And I’m like, it didn’t do that.

    Well, like that’s how I like when I hear 10 copies.

    I’m like, okay.

    Okay.

    You’re doing okay.

    You’re doing all right.

    But it’s hard.

    It is hard out there.

    Everyone I know.

    Is, is having a hard time.

    In, in journalism, in writing in publishing.

    In film.

    In in TV.

    I.

    I don’t know.

    I don’t know.

    It’s it’s hard.

    What? Why don’t we why don’t I want to hear from you.

    What do you think people should be doing for marketing a book? Across the board? Yeah.

    Primarily marketing a book.

    So let me take some notes.

    But I’m just asking in general, everything

    Christopher Penn 44:40

    comes down to two things brand and collaboration.

    So you’ve got to have a brand that people know because brand is the brand is the sole surviving marketing channel that is reliable in an era when you can talk to the AI of your choice and get information on anything someone asked.

    thing for you by name is going to find you.

    Someone asking for any interesting book on food and feminism at AI is not going to recommend you, right? Because there’s a gazillion choices.

    So you have to be known by name.

    You have to have a community and the audience for that.

    And then the second aspect is collaboration because everyone has these little pools of audience and it’s just hopping from pool to pools as much as you can can I get this person’s I just can’t get to this person’s audience can I? And and can I bring them together? When you look at collaborations on YouTube, for example, various YouTubers, you’ll see the collaborations are always with people who are roughly the same size number of subscribers things so like Google will appear on Joshua Weisman’s channel, for example, Morgan aircraft will appear on James Hoffman’s channel, for example, they all have about the same number of subscribers.

    So there’s that trade back and forth.

    So

    Geraldine Deruiter 45:53
    what I’m hearing is I should change my name to Gwyneth Paltrow.

    That’s, that’s my takeaway here.

    And drink a lot of bone broth.

    That’s, that’s my takeaway.

    Today.

    That’s it, I have you.

    I’m quoting you specifically as having said that, so that’s, that’s cool.

    And everyone actually everyone should do that.

    That is, that is the lesson of entire talk is drink bone broth.

    And take and steal someone else’s brand.

    I, I have been.

    This is I’m Christopher Penn.

    And I hope you’ve enjoyed my show.

    So

    Christopher Penn 46:42

    yes, on that note, can people find people

    Geraldine Deruiter 46:46
    can find this book wherever all find books, and also my book is sold.

    So you can find it if you go to penguin random.com and you do a search for if you can take the heat, you can go to my website, which is everywhere, stock calm, and there’s branding for it there.

    If you go to your local bookstore and ask them to order it, they can preorder it, it’s on Amazon.

    It’s on Barnes and Noble.

    It’s honestly, it’s honestly everywhere right now.

    You can find it you can find it on Indiegogo, if you if you prefer to go the indie route, you can order it from any sort of indie bookseller.

    And there is the audio book as well.

    If you’re not sick of listening to my voice, it’s narrated by yours truly.

    So that is where you can find it.

    But if all of that is too confusing, just go to everywhere trust which is everywhere is t.com.

    Christopher Penn 47:39

    All right, thanks for being on the show today.

    Geraldine Deruiter 47:41
    You kidding.

    Thanks for having me.

    This was great.

    Christopher Penn 47:45

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  • Friday Foodblogging Solicited Review: GrillGrates Replacement Grill Grates

    Friday Foodblogging Solicited Review: GrillGrates Replacement Grill Grates

    I had a chance recently to test out a new set of GrillGrates from GrillGrate.com. These are exactly what they sound like – replacement grill grates – and they’re one of the easiest upgrades I’ve made to my grill.

    FTC Disclosure: GrillGrate.com sent me a review set of grates at no cost, making this a solicited review. I do not receive any other compensation for the review, however.

    First, what are they? Unlike regular grates, GrillGrates are heavier pieces of metal that link together and form a coherent grilling surface on the grill. They offer a lot more surface area and have much less air moving through them, which makes them operate at significantly higher temperatures than the default grates that came with my grill.

    Installing them is stupid easy. Remove the old grates. Maybe clean up some of the mess inside. Put the new grates on. An 8-year old (albeit a strong one, the GrillGrates are heavy) could do it. No tools or anything required.

    One of the most useful features of GrillGrates is that they’re double-sided. One side is the standard grill that gives you nice grill marks on whatever you put on them. The other side is a flat, smooth surface like a griddle – which is the side I use more often, frankly. Because they interlink, if you bend them carefully in the correct direction, you can lift the entire grilling surface and flip it over all in one go.

    They’re energy savers, too. Either you run your grill at normal burner temperatures and you grill hotter and faster, or you run your burners lower and save gas. Because the grates heat up so fast and much hotter, you don’t need to use nearly as much fuel or take as long to cook things.

    The only downsides? I’ve been reluctant to go slamming my cast iron pans around on them for fear of marring the surface. The grates are really well-machined, smooth anodized aluminum, and I don’t know they’d tolerate being hammered with a few pounds of cast iron very well; I’ve kept the old grates for when I need to abuse the surface of the grill. And because they’re anodized aluminum and not iron or steel, they would offer little to no protection if you had to use them in a pinch against small firearms as makeshift armor – aluminum will tend to shatter more easily when struck by bullets. Hold onto your cast iron for that. (though obviously they’re better than nothing)

    To see them in action, I cut this short video:

    Friday Foodblogging Solicited Review: GrillGrates Replacement Grill Grates
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    So far, I’ve made:

    • Fried rice (yes, with the griddle side, you can!)
    • Green beans
    • Steak
    • Bacon
    • Chicken
    • Burgers
    • Garlic naan
    • Mixed vegetables
    • Tilapia
    • Salmon
    • Breakfast sandwiches
    • Fajitas
    • Corn on the cob

    The only food that absolutely does not work on the GrillGrates is anything that’s purely a liquid, like eggs. There aren’t many holes in the grates, but there are enough that you’d still lose most of the liquid to the grill; in that regard, it’s not a true griddle surface.

    GrillGrates ship with a spatula designed for the raised rails, as well as a wire cleaning brush. The cost is dependent on the side of your grill but ranges anywhere from US60 to US200 depending on how many panels you need. If you want an exact fit down to the eighth inch, you can commission custom cut panels as well for more.

    Would I buy them with my own money? If I hadn’t had a chance to try them, I wouldn’t have because I wouldn’t have understood the difference they make. Now that I’ve tried them? You bet. And I’ll probably buy a set for my father, too.

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  • Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice

    Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice

    You’ll see tons of videos online showing how to make fried rice, and almost all of them are correct if you’re making a serving for one or two people at most, like Gordon Ramsay’s 10-minute fried rice. Fried rice has two challenges: first, ingredients cook at different speeds. A carrot cooks significantly more slowly than an egg. By the time you cook ingredients that require a certain level of doneness, other ingredients are overcooked.

    Second, when you’re cooking a larger portion, the ingredients tend to overwhelm all but the largest pans. If you want that restaurant-style flavor, take note of the size of a restaurant wok or griddle – it’s the width of your entire stove. Your 10-inch frying pan isn’t suited for the task. If you’ve ever been to a hibachi restaurant, note that they cook everything separately, spread out across the table. That’s what we have to replicate at home.

    I’m personally partial to rice cooked in the same way you get from a dolsot bibimbap (stone pot rice bowl) served at Korean restaurants. Crispy, crunchy rice and delicious, fresh vegetables. So let’s get cracking.

    Equipment

    • Large baking sheet pan
    • Frying pan or cast iron pan
    • Large metal or glass mixing bowl
    • The usual implements to cut, chop, and stir things
    • A rice cooker or other means of cooking rice
    • A food brush
    • Infrared thermometer
    • Oven with a functioning broiler

    Ingredients

    • Rice – your choice of grain (I’m partial to sushi rice), but nothing parboiled (no Instant Rice/Uncle Bens etc.)
    • Bag of frozen mixed vegetables
    • Onion, coarsely chopped
    • 1 egg per person served (making a dish for 4? use 4 eggs)
    • Scallions if you’ve got ’em, chopped
    • Soy sauce, regular or low sodium
    • Sesame oil
    • Powdered garlic OR minced garlic
    • Powdered onion
    • Butter, melted
    • Vegetable oil
    • Non-stick spray
    • Protein of your choice
    • Container of mushrooms, fresh or frozen

    Directions

    1. Cook the rice according to your rice cooker’s directions. Feel free to cook this ahead of time, even hours before. For fried rice, I tend to use a little less water, usually in a 1:1 ratio.
    2. Spray the baking sheet with non-stick spray and drizzle 1 tsp of sesame oil over the sprayed surface.
      1. Spread the rice in an even layer across the sheet, flattening it out.
      2. Brush the rice with melted butter and lightly salt.
      3. Place this sheet under the broiler, rotating every 2-3 minutes. Remove at any point if the surface goes from brown to burnt.
    3. Thaw the mixed vegetables in hot water.
      1. Drain. Repeat until the vegetables are no longer cold to the touch.
      2. Lightly season with salt and pepper.
      3. Toss in mixing bowl.
    4. Spray a frying pan with non-stick spray and heat until the surface reads 375F/190C.
      1. While you wait for it to come to temperature, scramble the egg and add a pinch of salt.
    5. Cook the egg in the frying pan until firmly set. Remove from heat and toss in the mixing bowl.Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice 1
    6. Melt 1 tbsp of butter, 1 tsp garlic, 1 tsp onion powder, and 2 tbsp of vegetable oil together in the pan.
      1. Cook until fragrant and the garlic darkens.
      2. Add 1 tsp of soy sauce, then quickly add the mushrooms and saute until the mushrooms darken and caramelize.
      3. Remove mushrooms to the mixing bowl.
    7. Repeat step 6 with onions.
    8. Repeat step 6 with the protein of your choice, cooked to the doneness you prefer.Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice 2
    9. Ideally the rice should be done just as you finish the other ingredients. Scrape the rice off the sheet pan and empty into mixing bowl.Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice 3
    10. Drizzle soy sauce onto the rice. Add scallions.
    11. Stir the mixing bowl’s contents vigorously, folding the ingredients together.Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice 4
    12. Serve.

    Exceptions and Substitutions

    If you love crispy rice, double the cooking time and remove the rice when the first side is done, and flip the sheet of rice over to cook both sides.

    Substitute vegetable oil for the butter if you have a dairy allergy.

    Substitute salt for the soy sauce if you have a soybean allergy.

    Other than the rice, pretty much every other ingredient is optional. Swap in or out whatever you have. The secret to this recipe is that you cook the components separately to your preferred level of doneness and then you combine the components at the end, using the heat from the largest component (the rice) to warm up everything else that’s already been cooked.

    If you don’t have a broiler, but you do have a grill, you can use the baking sheet with the grill.

    If you don’t have a broiler or grill, you can do the rice in batches in your largest frying pan, but it won’t be as good.

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  • Friday Foodblogging: Homemade Butter and Power Tools

    Friday Foodblogging: Homemade Butter and Power Tools

    I take a special delight in figuring out ways to use tools and technologies that their creators probably didn’t intend. A few weeks ago, I was visiting a local restaurant that touted its homemade butter and remembered that butter, fundamentally, is a pretty simple thing to make. It’s essentially a precipitate; you agitate heavy cream until the fat globules adhere to each other and fall out of solution.

    Normally, you’d do such churning in a butter churn or a mixer, but I decided to see whether I could do the same with a power drill. Why? Because I can. So I ordered these mixer heads off Amazon for $6, stuck one in my Ryobi power drill, and tried making butter.

    Friday Foodblogging: Homemade Butter and Power Tools

    It.

    Took.

    Forever.

    The cordless power drill doesn’t have the RPMs to churn butter quickly. It works, but all in all it took close to 45 minutes – which came perilously close to depleting the battery.

    In contrast, it takes a high-speed blender about 3 minutes to do the same thing.

    Now, if all you have is a power drill, then you make butter with a power drill. It’s one of those “necessity is the mother of invention” techniques that you put in the back of your cookbook.

    Friday Foodblogging: Homemade Butter and Power Tools

    For reference, this technique goes through three stages. First, the heavy cream becomes whipped cream. Then the whipped cream begins to solidify into a very dense mass. Finally, the fat globules fall out of solution and you end up with butter in a watery liquid, buttermilk.

    Ingredients

    • 1 pint heavy whipping cream
    • 1/8 teaspoon salt (optional)
    • Patience

    Recipe

    • Put cream in a tall container.
    • Add salt if you want salted butter.
    • Beat with power drill for 30-45 minutes or until butter is fully precipitated.
    • Lament your situation and buy a proper high-speed blender.
    • Remove butter from liquid with a spatula and store in a separate container.
      • If you’re making this for resale/commercial use, some folks recommend washing the butter in ice cold water to remove the remaining buttermilk. Supposedly it will cause it to spoil and have much less shelf life. I don’t foresee this butter surviving a week before being used, so I’m not terribly worried about it.
    • Reserve buttermilk for something like bread making or pancakes.

    Note that this buttermilk, though authentic, tastes nothing like commercial, store-bought buttermilk, which is often infused with lactic acid to give it a sour, tangy taste. This real buttermilk is good for baking.

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  • Foodblogging Friday: Korean Oi Muchim Cucumber Salad

    Foodblogging Friday: Korean Oi Muchim Cucumber Salad

    With summer’s arrival and heat, sometimes you just don’t want to cook anything – at least anything requiring heat. Oi muchim, a Korean cucumber salad, is a great snack, side dish, or in sufficient quantity, a light meal for a hot summer’s day. It’s a blend of cooling cucumber and spicy flavors, and it’s absurdly easy to make.

    You’ll probably run into oi muchim as a snack side dish at Korean restaurants, served as part of the appetizer set of dishes called banchan alongside snack dishes like kimchi (spicy fermented cabbage) and japchae (fried cold noodles).

    Ingredients

    • 2 large cucumbers of pretty much any variety
    • 1 tablespoon of sugar or sugar equivalent
    • 1 tablespoon soy sauce (2 tsp if reduced sodium)
    • 1/2 teaspoon sesame oil
    • 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
    • 1 tablespoon black sesame seeds (regular toasted okay too)
    • 1-3 teaspoons spicy sauce (gochujang, sriracha, etc.)
    • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

    Equipment

    • Large non-reactive mixing bowl
    • Knife
    • Spoon

    Recipe

    1. Cut the cucumbers into 1/4-inch slices.
    2. In the mixing bowl, combine sugar, soy sauce, garlic, sesame oil, vinegar, and spicy sauce of your choice. Stir until thoroughly mixed.
    3. Add cucumbers to mixing bowl. Toss to coat.
    4. Refrigerate for at least 15 minutes, ideally an hour or two.
    5. Stir and eat.

    Foodblogging Friday: Korean Oi Muchim Cucumber Salad

    Some folks, depending on how soft or crunchy you like your cucumbers, may salt them first and let them drain, to remove excess water. I’d say depending on how long you plan to let it sit, you can omit that. If you plan to serve as soon as it’s made, then salt them and reduce the soy sauce to 1 teaspoon.

    This application also does well if you want to reduce the sugar and substitute stevia. Stevia can occasionally have a slightly bitter, astringent aftertaste, but in a vegetable dish it goes really well, so if you want this to be lower sugar, swap in the equivalent of a tablespoon of sugar. Be aware that rice wine vinegar still inherently contains some sugar. If you use gochujang, it also contains some sugar.

    If you’ve had oi muchim at a Korean restaurant, you’ve likely seen some versions that are covered in red chili flakes. You can use that too, either in addition to a spicy sauce or in place of it. If you substitute out the sauce, give it more time to sit. And of course, feel free to crank up or down the heat to your personal preferences.

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  • Foodblogging Friday: Fire-Roasted Vegetables

    Foodblogging Friday: Fire-Roasted Vegetables

    “Fire-roasted vegetables” have long been a favorite of mine, from sliced potatoes to Brussels Sprouts to cauliflower. However, cooking them to restaurant-quality perfection requires some different thinking, especially if you want to do a relatively large batch.

    Some things that tend to go wrong:

    • On the grill, uneven cooking – a problem especially with potatoes
    • In the oven, overcooking – a problem especially with broccoli
    • In a pan, too greasy – even with nonstick, and the cooking is also uneven

    So, how do we accomplish that real, fire-roasted flavor without the attendant problems?

    We forget this key feature of our ovens: the broiler.

    By laying out our vegetables on a large, flat baking sheet, we can broil them to that fire-roasted goodness at home while avoiding many of the pitfalls of other methods. Plus, done correctly, you can knock out a vegetable dish in just a few minutes.

    Fire-Roasted Cruciforms (Broccoli, Cauliflower, etc.)

    Ingredients

    • 2 bags of frozen vegetables from your favorite store
    • 2 tbsp high heat cooking oil like canola oil
    • 1/2 tsp salt
    • 1/2 tsp black pepper
    • Herbs and spices of your choice
    • Cooking spray or oil mister
    • 1 tbsp vinegar or lemon juice, depending on your preference

    Equipment

    • Large mixing bowl
    • Baking sheet
    • Spatula
    • Large slotted spoon
    • Whisk

    Directions

    1. Fire up your oven’s broiler to get it warming up.
    2. Thaw the vegetables however you like in order to get them to room temperature.
    3. Drain and dry the vegetables by putting them on a towel and soaking up any surface moisture with gentle patting.
    4. In a large bowl, add the oil, salt, pepper, and spices. Stir well.
    5. Add the vegetables to the bowl and mix well to coat the vegetables.
    6. Spray the surface of your baking sheet with the cooking spray.
    7. Using the slotted spoon, scoop the vegetables onto the baking sheet, making sure to leave excess oil in the bowl.
    8. Spread out the vegetables to an even layer across the sheet, then put in the oven for 3 minutes.
    9. Add the vinegar or lemon juice to the mixing bowl with the excess oil and stir with a whisk.
    10. At the 3 minute mark, check the vegetables. If not done, rotate the sheet 180 degrees and roast for another 1-2 minutes. Your oven’s broiler temperature will dictate how fast this goes – if you know you have a super nuclear oven, err on checking sooner rather than later.
    11. Repeat checking and rotating every 1-2 minutes until they’re roasted to your preference.
    12. Remove the vegetables from the heat and add back to the mixing bowl with the oil and vinegar mix. Stir to combine.
    13. Serve.

    Fire roasted broccoli and cauliflower

    Secrets and Tips

    Whatever vegetables you choose, make sure they’re at room temperature so that they cook quickly.

    With potatoes, you may want to slice and parboil them first; depending on your oven, they may burn before they cook all the way through.

    With the cruciform family, especially broccoli and Brussels Sprouts, there’s a fine line between done and overdone, so check frequently.

    I like the baking sheet method for one other reason: you can make large batches, and have good leftovers the next day you can add to salads and other dishes.

    Enjoy!

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  • Friday Foodblogging: Grilled Pizza Recipe

    Friday Foodblogging: Grilled Pizza

    As I get older, my dislike of crowds increases, and nowhere is that more true than the many wood-fired pizza restaurants nearby. Their pizzas are good, but the ambient noise is approaching a roar at popular dining times, and price-wise, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze. So, it’s long past time to learn how to make incredible grilled pizza at home for a fraction of the price, all the flavor, and none of the crowds. This recipe, if you do it properly, requires about 3-4 hours total from start to finish, but most of that time is waiting for the dough.

    Equipment

    You’ll need the following items:

    Ingredients

    For the pizza, you’ll need:

    • 5 cups flour (AP is fine)
    • 1 egg (omit if you use bread flour)
    • 5 tablespoons sugar
    • 1 tablespoon salt
    • 2 cups of cold water
    • 1 cups of hot water (140F/60C)
    • 1 tablespoon yeast – active dry, instant, or regular is fine
    • 1 cup vegetable oil, divided in half
    • Any Italian herb mix like basil, parsley, oregano, garlic, and thyme

    For the sauce, you’ll need:

    • 1 large can of tomatoes
    • 1 teaspoon salt
    • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
    • 1 teaspoon sugar or artificial sweetener

    Plus, add whatever toppings you feel appropriate. Whatever toppings you choose, make sure they are relatively dry and/or pre-cooked. The pizza won’t be on the grill long enough to cook anything.

    • Shredded cheeses
    • Pre-cooked vegetables
    • Pre-cooked proteins
    • Fresh herbs (if you have only dry herbs, add them to the sauce instead)

    Recipe : Preparation

    1. Start with your large metal bowl. In it, put one cup of cold water, 1 cup of flour, the egg, the yeast, and the sugar. Do not add the salt. Mix well. It’ll be a sticky mess.
    2. Add one cup of hot water, stirring slowly to bring everything together. At this point, you’re creating a sponge, a fertile growing bed for the yeast.
    3. Put the bowl in a warm place, covered with the wet towel, for 45 minutes. I typically turn on my oven until the interior surface is 140F/60C, then turn it off and put the bowl in.
      • What’s happening here is that you’re letting the yeast multiply like crazy in a near-perfect environment with no distractions: water, food, and heat. Yeast grow really well in the 120F-130F/49C-range. This allows the yeast to create lots of flavorful by-products.
    1. After 45 minutes, you should have a large, sticky, foamy mess. Take the bowl out of the oven and stir in the salt, herbs, 1/2 cup vegetable oil, and the remaining flour. You should have a large, messy ball of dough.
    2. Turn your oven back on to warm.
    3. Knead for about 5 minutes or until you’re bored of kneading.
    4. Put the dough ball back in the bowl.
    5. Turn off your oven.
    6. Spray the top of the dough ball with cooking spray, put the towel back on, and put the dough back in the oven for another 45 minutes.
    7. After 45 minutes, take out the dough, turn the oven back on, and knead it again for another 5 minutes. If it’s too dry, add a little more water. If it’s too wet and sticky, add a little more flour. It’s just right when you can turn the bowl and the dough sticks to the edge for a little while but doesn’t permanently adhere to it, requiring a spatula to scrape it free.
    8. Turn off the oven.
    9. Put the dough back in the oven, covered in the bowl, for one more 45 minute resting period.
    10. While you’re waiting, put the tomatoes, salt, black pepper, and sugar/sweetener in your blender and blend it to a fine paste.
    11. Take out the dough and knead it one final time.

    Recipe: Cooking

    1. Turn your grill on high heat. Make sure the grates are very clean. If they’re not, you will be very, very sorry.
    2. Spray/oil your baking sheet very well.
    3. Cut approximately a quarter of the dough (depending on the size of your baking sheet) and stretch it thinly on your baking sheet to cover the surface.
    4. Turn your grill down to medium heat.
    5. Place the baking sheet on the grill and close the lid. Wait for 2-3 minutes (depending on the temperature of your grill) or until you start to see smoke, whichever happens first.
      • What you’re doing here is firming up the dough on one side so you can put toppings on it without making a huge mess and getting the dough to cook properly.
    1. Remove the sheet from the grill, and baste the top of the dough with vegetable oil using the food brush. You want it to be glistening, but not pooling.
    2. Turn your grill down to low heat.
    3. Using the sheet, flip the entire dough onto the grill grate.
    4. Add your toppings of choice. If you’re doing a traditional pizza, put the sauce down, then the toppings, then the cheese to secure everything.
    5. Wait 2-3 minutes until the cheese has melted or the grill is smoking.
    6. Remove from the grill and let rest for 60 seconds.
    7. Cut and serve.

    Important Notes

    The critical mistake I made was assuming that my grill had to be as hot as those fully-fired ovens you see at pizza restaurants. This is wrong; those brick ovens cook by convection, not conduction. They never put the pizza directly on the heat source. Your grill is a conductive heat source, meaning the heat source is being directly applied to your food. This in turn means that if you go full-blast, you’ll just burn your pizza almost instantly. Medium with the baking sheet and then low direct heat on the dough is all you need to get a beautiful, crispy crust with a little bit of char, but not enough that you’re eating charcoal.

    Your grill grates matter. If you have those terrible, thin-wire grates that come standard with most grills, buy some replacement grates. You want big, heavy grill grates made of cast iron, because the heavier the grate, the more heat it can hold. Basically, you want a cast iron pan permanently on your grill, and heavy grates are exactly that. Be sure to season them properly, and re-season frequently.

    Friday Foodblogging: Grilled Pizza

    Enjoy this pizza recipe in the comfort of your own home, at very low cost other than your time and the ingredients, and with none of the annoying families with screaming children in the booth next to you, flinging food at any unfortunate person nearby. Speech is silver, silence is golden, and peace and quiet is priceless.

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  • Friday Foodblogging: How to Make Better Hotel Coffee In Your Room

    Friday Foodblogging : How to Make Hotel Room Coffee

    Today’s topic is usually a culinary joke: hotel coffee. Almost every business traveler has had the same complaints about hotel coffee in the room. Bitter. Weak. Tasteless. Awful. Yet we struggle with it out of need, sometimes even desperation. Is there a better way to make hotel room coffee? Watch the video to learn more:

    Friday Foodblogging : How to Make Hotel Room Coffee
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    Consider the process of making coffee, the culinary chemistry behind our magical elixir of life.The packets of coffee in our hotel rooms aren’t necessarily all that bad. They may not be gourmet coffee, but at least they’re sealed against air and light, two forces which degrade coffee over time. Coffee needs three critical factors to work well: time to brew, water close to boiling temperature, and sufficient quantity of coffee grinds.

    The reason hotel room coffee is terrible is because hotel coffee makers fail at all three. Can we save our coffee and ourselves? Perhaps. Let’s dig into each of these factors.

    Sufficient Grinds

    When we brew coffee, if we brew with too few grinds, we overextract it. Coffee contains lots of soluble compounds, and we want as many of the tasty ones as possible with as few of the bitter ones as possible. Too few grinds in the water means we get both sets of compounds. To remedy this, ask the hotel for an additional packet of coffee. If they say no, or they ask for an obscene amount of money, then place both the regular packet and decaf packet in the brewer if it’s a carafe-style basket brewer. If it’s a pod-based brewer with teabag-sized coffee packets, place the extra packet in the bottom of the cup as you brew.

    Time to Brew

    Great coffee typically takes between 3-5 minutes to steep for a good cup. How quickly does the average hotel coffee maker make coffee? About 30 seconds. The reason for this relates to factor one: there’s usually not enough coffee provided to make a good, solid cup, so the brew time is shorter to keep the coffee from becoming bitter. What we end up with, however, is weak coffee. To deal with this, after brewing, remove the packet of coffee from the brewer and put it in your cup to steep for another minute or two, like a teabag.

    Afterward, use the stirrers like a pair of chopsticks to drain and remove the packets.

    Boiling Water

    Great coffee comes from nearly boiling water. A good coffeemaker brings water to about 200 Fahrenheit, 93.3 Celsius. At this temperature, all the desirable volatile compounds in the coffee dissolve, and we enjoy a full-bodied cup of coffee.

    The little hotel room coffeemakers will raise the temperature of water by about 100 or so degrees Fahrenheit, or 37 Celsius. If we follow the directions and put cold tap water into the coffeemaker – which averages around 65-70F, 18-21C – we will end up with hot, but not near boiling water, and our coffee will brew poorly.

    The trick? Ignore the instructions and start with the hottest tap water our hotel room faucet is capable of generating, which will be around 120F or 49C.

    By starting hot, our little coffeemaker can bring the water the rest of the way to boiling. We will brew our coffee at the correct temperature, and end up with a much better cup.

    Pro Tip: Some Hotel Coffee Needs Salt

    Finally, some hotel coffees simply aren’t good. Many hotels source a reasonably good brand name of coffee, but occasionally we’ll end up at a hotel where the coffee is literally brandless generic coffee of questionable quality. Even this coffee can be improved a little. Be sure to snag a few single-serving salt packets in your travels and carry them with you.

    Hotel Coffee In Room

    Just a slight pinch of salt – a quarter of a packet or less – can be enough to mellow out a bitter cup of coffee. Salt partially blocks the neuro-receptors on our tongues which detect bitterness, helping the hotel coffee to taste more like coffee should.

    Super Pro Tip: Vegas Coffee

    One final tip for the business traveler: a few cities, most notably Las Vegas, have the indecency to not provide any coffee whatsoever. Vegas does this because they want us to buy coffee at the hotel coffee shop, conveniently located on the casino floor. To manage this affront to civilized life, consider carrying your own single-serving of a good instant coffee. While at first blush “good instant coffee” seems like an oxymoron, I’ve found a few brands which will make a decent cup. It’s not as good as a brewed cup, but it’s better than $9 for a cup on the casino floor.

    If you like the flavor profile of Starbucks, Starbucks VIA is a handy traveling companion. I find it to be fairly pricey for not that good a cup, but that’s my personal preference.

    If you like a less heady roast, Douwe Egberts makes an excellent instant coffee, as good as instant can be. I was introduced to this brand when I traveled to the UK and found that hotel rooms there have electric kettles, but no brewers. Apparently, drip coffeemakers are largely an American thing. The rest of the world just uses kettles.

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  • Friday Foodblogging: My Favorite Coffees

    Friday Foodblogging_ My Favorite Coffees

    I love coffee. It’s one of my favorite beverages along with sparkling water, and as vices go, it’s relatively harmless. The best coffee is coffee that’s made properly, and the Italians have a great expression for that, which Alton Brown covered on a fabulous Good Eats episode back in the day:

    • La Miscela
    • La Macinazione
    • La Macchina
    • La Mano

    Translated, this is:

    • The beans
    • The grind
    • The machine
    • The hand

    What does my perfect cup look like? Let’s dig in.

    The Beans

    Where and when possible, I use my own beans. I buy them green from a company called Sweet Maria’s in Oakland, California, then roast them at home with a Fresh Roast coffee roaster. Roasting your own coffee is an experience in itself; if you don’t have the equipment or the inclination, then I recommend buying roasted whole bean coffees and grinding them yourself. Be sure to buy the roast flavor you like best.

    • Dark roasts – Vienna and French – are more smoky, where you taste the roast but not the bean. Many “espresso roasts” are in fact just dark roasts and may not actually make decent espresso.
    • Medium roasts – Full City+ and Full City – are a good balance and great for drip coffees
    • Light roasts – Light City and City – are a light roast where the flavor of the bean is more prominent than the flavor of the roast. Great for people who love the variation in bean flavors.

    It’s not a perfect analogy, but think of roasts similar to wines. Some people love a heavy, dense, dark red wine. Some people love a rosé or white zinfandel. Some people love white wines. Whichever you like, you had to find your preference by tasting lots of wines until you settled on some that you like. Coffee is no different. Taste lots of roasts, and know what kinds you’re tasting.

    I’m not a fan of capsule/pod coffees, or of whole bean bins at the supermarket. I have no idea how old those beans are or how exposed to oxygen they may be. Coffee beans oxidize over time once roasted, so fresher is always better.

    By the way, used coffee grounds are great compost. Don’t throw them in the trash if you can avoid it.

    The Grind

    Grinding beans should be done only before brewing. Never grind them in advance unless you absolutely have to (for example, the day before a big holiday dinner is fine if it helps you manage stress better). I like two kinds of grinder – a manual hand grinder and an electric grinder. If you work from home frequently as I do, and you don’t want to wake up your household, the hand grinder is beautifully quiet.

    If, on the other hand, you have to grind coffee for more than a cup at a time, a hand grinder sucks. Brewing a whole pot? Set aside 15 minutes and make sure your Fitbit is on – or, use an electric grinder. I like the Capresso for this – it has lots of grind settings.

    Grind your coffee to the appropriate size! Half the time a cup of coffee is bad because the grind is wrong.

    • Espresso: finest grind
    • Drip coffee: medium grind
    • French press: coarse grind

    Because every grinder is different, it’ll be some trial and error to find the ideal extraction for the type of coffee you’re making. So what do we brew with? The machine.

    The Machine

    People spend an inordinate amount of money on coffee machines without realizing that the quality of bean and correct grade of grind make just as much a difference as the machine. A 5,000 coffee machine with2 discount expired beans will make as bad a cup of coffee as you’ve ever tasted. So, what machines work well without breaking the bank?

    For espresso, I am a huge fan of the DeLonghi brand, and this machine in particular, the 3420. It’s a good balance of cost while having the necessary features. For espresso machines, look for a machine that maintains 15 bars of pressure and uses actual steam. Anything less probably isn’t an espresso machine at all. Any additional features beyond that are probably unnecessary expenses. (seriously, you don’t need a cup warmer, just fill your cup with hot tap water while your coffee brews) In addition to the machine, get a proper tamper. It makes a huge difference.

    For drip coffee, I like manual drip. These days, it’s trendy to call that a pourover. Either way, it’s just a coffee filter perched on top of a cup or carafe that you pour boiling water over. Manual drip is important because many automatic drip machines fail to bring water to the correct temperature for coffee, around 205F/96C. Some brewers I’ve tested barely achieve 160F/71C. Use an electric kettle and a manual drip filter for a single cup – I like the reusable type; they’re much kinder to the environment. For serving more than one person, pourover carafes are the way to go.

    For French press coffee, glass and steel are the way to go. Avoid anything that isn’t completely dishwasher safe. That’s the easiest way to tell good from bad. I like this all-stainless steel French press carafe. If it ever gets grimy, a quick dose of drain cleaner followed by a trip to the dishwasher makes it brand new again. French press coffee also requires a timer; use the built-in app on your smartphone for this or ask your smart assistant (Alexa/Siri/Google Home) to do it for you.

    Finally, use filtered water. Tap water varies heavily from location to location, and since 99% of coffee is made of water, better water = better coffee. If you have generally safe tap water, a countertop pitcher water filter will clean up any last remaining oddities to make clean water. If you have questionable water, use a water distiller.

    That’s the equipment. Let’s talk about technique.

    The Hand

    Making coffee is something of a catch-22. To do it well, you need to have all your pieces in place and know your technique. Yet most people make coffee as a way to wake up, which means they’re not fully ready to focus on technique. In order of ease, I suggest:

    • Espresso if you’re really a zombie in the morning
    • French press if you’re mentally capable of setting a timer
    • Pourover drip if you can safely handle lots of boiling water over time

    With both French press and drip coffee, you need more coffee than you think. Two tablespoons per 6 ounces is the way to go. If your morning coffee cup is a 12 ounce cup, you should be using 4 tablespoons of coffee. Why? Because coffee is a delicate chemical extraction. About 30%, give or take, of the coffee bean is soluble in hot water. Most of that is good. Some of that is bad. When you don’t use enough coffee, the more bitter elements of coffee sneak into your cup.

    With both French press and drip coffee, bring the water to a full rolling boil. If you’ve got an infrared thermometer, ensure it’s at a boil. Remember that at higher altitudes, water boils at lower temperatures, but a full rolling boil in most places will hit the right temperature for brewing. For drip coffee, the reason I like an electric kettle is that after each pour, I put the kettle back on to maintain temperature. Every pour of water onto the grounds should be just off the boil – don’t allow the kettle to cool down before a pour.

    French press coffee with a coarse grind takes 3-5 minutes to extract. If you happen to have medium grind coffee, shorten that to 2-3 minutes. Don’t use a fine powdery espresso grind ever in a French press – you’ll clog the screen.

    Speaking of bitterness, if your coffee is unavoidably already ground or brewed incorrectly, a pinch of salt (0.25g) will fix a lot of woes.

    Finally, if you’re on the road, be sure to learn how to extract the most from your hotel room coffee maker. It will never be as good as home, but at least you don’t need to suffer unnecessarily.

    Great Coffee Is Within Your Reach

    Stop paying $5 a cup to major coffee chains. Brew at home or at the office with the right beans, grind, machine, and technique and you’ll have better coffee than most coffee shops can produce, especially at peak hours.

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  • Friday Foodblogging: Wacaco Minipresso GR Unsolicited Review

    Friday Foodblogging_ Wacaco Minipresso GR Unsolicited Review

    Someone asked me recently what my morning fuel of choice is. The answer is coffee, but in many different forms depending on the day. We’ve got a Keurig machine at work, which does an able job of making coffee. It may not be the best quality, it may not have any cool factor whatsoever, but I can’t argue with the cost.

    That said, sometimes I want an espresso, especially when I travel and the only other option is hotel coffee. I recently saw the Wacaco Minipresso GR became available again (this time on Amazon), and bought one.

    The premise is pretty straightforward: a very portable espresso machine. Of course, there’s absolutely no way a little handheld device is going to make the same quality of espresso as a countertop machine or the local coffee shop’s commercial machine. However, the question is, will it come close?

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    The Minipresso does its job. It makes a solid single shot of espresso. The device is simple. Add coffee grounds in one end, boiling water in the other end, seal, push the piston, and it makes a single shot of espresso. Want a doppio? Just repeat the process.

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    A few points about the device worth noting.

    • Start with boiling water. Not hot water, actual full rolling boil water. I’ll draw hot water from the tap and stick it in the microwave to finish the job and get it to temperature. When I’m traveling and my room has no microwave, I’ll put a carafe of hot tap water through the in-room coffee maker a couple of times to reach temperature. If you’re okay with a little extra baggage, pack an immersion coil with you and you’ll have boiling water wherever you go.
    • Warm the device before use. I recommend, if using the carafe method above, to use the first run’s hot water in the device to warm the internals. The goal is to have as little heat loss as possible when we draw the actual shot.
    • Use a medium fine grind. A powdery-fine espresso grind clogs the filter, and a coarse grind makes coffee-colored water. Chances are whatever’s in the little pods/packets in the hotel room is just right. For home and office use, a medium grind is great. If you’ve got an office Keurig, pulling apart a K-cup and using the coffee inside is also just the right size.
    • Pack and tamp. Like any espresso machine, tamped grounds are a must. The way to do this with the Minipresso is to fill the coffee basket, screw on the top, then open up and add more to the basket; assembling the device is essentially tamping the grounds.

    If you want to add a little espresso to your day without a massive machine, give it some consideration. If you love espresso and travel a lot, this may be exactly what you need on the road. At 40 on Amazon (as of this update), if it saves you from5 espressos at the local coffee shop, it’ll only take a couple of weeks to pay for itself. Grab the Wacaco Minipresso GR on Amazon today.

    Disclosure: this is an entirely unsolicited review. I purchased this product out of pocket and the company has not reached out to me in any way in the almost three years since this review originally appeared. The link is, however, an Amazon affiliate link.

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