Category: Foodblogging

  • 10 minutes of social media could save your brand and change your industry

    The recent kerfuffle over Ragu’s latest campaign illustrates the power of a simple cliche in social media: listen. Rather than rehash the entire thing, I’ll point you to CC Chapman’s blog posts here, here, and here about it.

    So how would you, if you were a brand manager evaluating a campaign or looking for an idea to give to your agency, avoid this sort of thing? Here’s a recipe for using this social stuff to your advantage, rather than burning bridges.

    First, decide what you’re looking for. In this case, let’s say you’re a spaghetti sauce company that ultimately wants to increase sales. You’ve got this idea in your head that you want to highlight that your products make cooking dinner so easy, anyone can do it. Fair and good. Don’t throw it to your agency just yet. It’s time to do about 10-15 minutes of homework.

    Start collecting data. Aggregate stuff from a bunch of different data sources – Twitter, your own Facebook page, competitors’ Facebook pages, etc. In this case, let’s start by collecting things about spaghetti sauce and people making dinner.

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    Next, look for common word and phrase frequencies. Free tools like Wordle and WriteWords can give you raw passes at the frequency of words and phrases. In this case we’re examining how many people are talking about making spaghetti sauce.

    The third step is to choose a social construct to try out. There are literally hundreds to choose from in the field of behavioral science. In this case, let’s go with normative social influence, which is basic bandwagon theory. In normative social influence, we tend to conform to the norms of the people around us. The more we see a norm, the more we are likely to conform to it.

    In this case, we see a number of conversations about people making spaghetti sauce, especially meat sauce. There’s a social norm at work here: people who do or don’t make their own spaghetti sauce. 5 minutes of reading publicly posted conversations about it demonstrate that there are those folks who make their own and those folks who wish they could make their own but instead have to buy a packaged product.

    Furthermore, another 5 minutes of reading reveals that the general sentiment around pre-packaged sauce tends towards negative while the general sentiment around homemade is very strongly positive. Interesting! If you wanted to capture strong positive sentiment around your product or service, you’d want to find a way to harvest some of that positive sentiment around the act of making homemade spaghetti sauce.

    Let’s take a quick look now at a list of products available in the manufacturer’s spaghetti sauce line:

    pasta sauces

    Do you see the opportunity here yet? There’s a large void between “make my own sauce from scratch” and “buy a jar of stuff”. The void is the same void that Betty Crocker and many others filled with cake mixes years ago: a make your own spaghetti sauce kit. Right now as a consumer your choices are to either buy a pile of raw materials or buy a finished product. There’s no middle ground. If you wanted to harvest the sentiment around homemade sauce, there’s an opportunity to engage the consumer in the actual process of making something while removing a lot of steps that tend to discourage cooks who lack confidence in themselves.

    Suppose instead of bashing any one particular group for being inept in the kitchen, you gave them a gateway towards becoming a better cook (using your product, of course)? A homemade spaghetti sauce box set would fill that need precisely. What’s more, a quick glance around at the various competitors in the space reveals that this is a product that no one else has:

    Prego(R) Classic Italian Sauces

    This all came from 10 minutes of listening, a little Google searching, and a basic understanding of one aspect of human nature. Where would you go from here? Start following everyone talking wistfully about their mother’s homemade spaghetti sauce that they can’t make, and put together a focus group to see if they’d find value and happiness in a product that served their emotional need to make something homemade while not requiring them to demonstrate culinary expertise. If it passed the focus group, roll it out as a product and see how it does.

    I’d be willing to bet that there’s a very large untapped market of folks who want to make something that feels homemade but lacks the complexity of actually making it from raw materials. This is the power of social media; as Tom Webster says, it’s the world’s largest focus group.

    Before you go roll out your latest campaign, product, or ad, take 10-15 minutes to listen, look to see if you’re on target, and whether there are additional, more lucrative opportunities to take advantage of. You’ll save yourself potentially a lot of reputation damage and you might just change your entire industry.

    Oh, and if you’re looking for a spaghetti sauce recipe, here’s mine.


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  • Disaster Rice Tabbouleh

    One of the best disaster prep foods I’ve always found to be reliable is good ol’ brown rice. It’s dense, full of nutrition, keeps reasonably well (not as good as white rice, but you sacrifice nutrition for longevity), and is relatively easy to make, especially with a rice cooker.

    In advance of Hurricane Irene, in addition to all the other sensible disaster prep stuff, I put on an extra large pot of rice as well. Now that the hurricane has blown through, I have a lot of cooked rice on my hands. Luckily, there’s a great rice salad that you can use the leftovers with, using ingredients familiar to anyone who knows the middle Eastern dish tabbouleh.

    Disaster Rice Tabbouleh

    Ingredients

    • 1 large pot of cooked brown rice
    • 1 large cucumber
    • 2 medium onions (medium = tennis ball size)
    • 1 medium carrot
    • Basil
    • 1 teaspoon Salt
    • 1/2 teaspoon Pepper
    • 1/4-1/2 cup lemon juice
    • Jalapeno sauce or other spicy sauce

    Directions

    • Chop up all the vegetables into small cubes.
    • Mix in a large bowl with the rice.
    • Add in the rest of the ingredients except the jalapeno sauce.
    • Stir.
    • Add in jalapeno sauce to preferred spicyness.
    • Let sit overnight.
    • Eat.

    This makes as little or as much rice salad as you want. It’s very tasty and super easy to serve. It’s best cold, which also means that it’s great for taking to work. It works on the same principles as bulgur wheat, so any recipe for tabbouleh can also use brown rice instead of the wheat.


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  • Authenticity, the real, and the ideal

    I made lemonade today, and said lemonade got me thinking. Why? The lemonade I made looked like cloudy water. It was a pale yellowish milky color with little random bits of stuff floating around in it, absolutely nothing like lemonade is “supposed” to look. But when I drank it, it was like getting face-punched by a citrus-flavored Tyson, which is exactly what I wanted.

    lemonade 1

    Compare that to the nearly radioactively yellow lemonade that gets served all over the place. Looks exactly like lemonade is supposed to look, but tastes deeply artificial – overly sour or overly sweet, with hints of preservatives, colors, and stabilizers in the mix. Why do we drink it? Why do we buy it? The packaged stuff looks like the ideal of what lemonade is supposed to look like, and as a result, we tend to like its flavor by our appreciation of the ideal.

    One of the words we bounce around in social media so often that it’s nearly meaningless is authenticity. My question to you is this: are you making a judgement about authenticity based on its faithfulness to what is real, or what is the ideal?

    Authenticity to the real means showing the ugly parts. It means heirloom tomatoes that look like produce accidents. It means employees saying something stupid on Twitter from time to time. It means relationships that have strife. That’s being authentic to what is real. The more you can be that, the happier you’ll be, because you’ll spend less and less time and energy pretending to be something that you’re not – at the cost of dealing with the consequences of who you are.

    Authenticity to the ideal means showing what people expect to see. It means lemonade that is perfectly colored, even if it’s imperfectly flavored. It means the brand is more important than the product, and your time and energy are best spent on building the brand, not the product. It means relationships that tolerate no strife or disagreement. It means social media presences that are practically 140 character embodiments of Norman Rockwell. It means being who people want you to be, at the cost of never being permitted to show who you actually are.

    Which you choose depends on what result you seek. There isn’t a right or wrong here, because the real and the ideal each provide value. If you only had the real, you might never chase the ideal, might never strive to be more than you are. If you only had the ideal, you might never value what you already have, might never see just how fortunate you are. Neither is better than the other.

    The only danger is confusing the two. If you want the ideal but you demand “authenticity” from someone who provides the real, you will always be disappointed and let down. If you want the real but your vision of authenticity is tied to the ideal, you will always be dissatisfied and nothing will ever be good enough. Know which you really want if you demand authenticity, whether in social media or in life.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a pitcher of cloudy, pale lemonade to go drink.


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  • Foodblogging: Yes, I A/B Test My Meat

    At every steakhouse I’ve ever been to, they tout how their dry aged steaks are the best thing since Moses brought tablets off a mountain. Most of the time, they are reasonably good, but not worth the price of admission. For those unfamiliar, dry aging a steak is effectively partially dehydrating it, on the premise that less water in the steak means more flavor when you eat it.

    After much Googling, the general idea behind DIY dry aging is to put your steak in the fridge, and let it pull some of the moisture out. Not satisfied with just a culinary experiment, I decided to do an actual A/B test, the same as I advocate with marketing. A couple of friends wryly noted this as well:

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    Yes, I A/B test my meat.

    So here’s the basic setup for dry aging a steak:

    1 or more steaks (I used a relatively cheap chuck steak cut)
    1 teaspoon of kosher salt per steak
    1 plate
    2 cloth kitchen towels

    To start, lightly sprinkle a bit of the salt on each side of the steak, ideally using up 1/4 of the salt per side. You’ll salt twice each side total. Once you’ve salted, wrap it in the towel so that both sides are touching the meat and let it sit for 12 hours. After 12 hours, remove from the fridge, re-salt, change the towel, and let sit for another 12 hours. Do this and you’ve got dry aged steaks, or at least partially dehydrated ones that function the same as at a high end steakhouse.

    A/B Testing Steak

    To make it a true A/B test, I started another set of steaks in a salt and pepper brine at the same time the dry aging process started. Same exact cut of meat (from the same package), same treatment, same duration, except that it’s in a wet brine rather than a towel.

    After the 24 hours were up, I put both sets on the grill.

    A/B Testing Steak

    You could see a visible difference in speed of cooking as well as how the meat reacted to high heat; the dry aged steak warped a little since the outer layers had less moisture content.

    How did it taste, though?

    A/B Testing Steak

    There was a noticeable differential in taste, but to my admittedly untrained palate, one wasn’t worse than the other. The dry aged steak had more flavor consistently during chewing, but was less tender. The brined steak had more initial flavor and was more tender, but lost flavor faster during chewing.

    Which would I choose? I think it’d depend on the cut of the steak as to which application is better suited for any given piece of meat. For a thicker cut, like a T-bone or a porterhouse, I’d probably go with a brine as it’d get the salt to the interior faster, and wouldn’t require 48-72 hours to dry out. For thin cuts like the chuck, a top sirloin, or a London broil, I’d lean towards dry aging.

    The true A/B test, however, isn’t between wet brine and dry age, but between dry age at home for the price of the meat vs. a 300-900% markup at the steakhouse of your choice. You absolutely can get the same results at home for a price tag that is significantly less…

    … beefy.

    /sunglasses


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  • Weekend Foodblogging: Spicy Bacon Onigiri

    If you’re not familiar with the traditional Japanese dish onigiri, you’re missing out on one of the handiest portable foods there is. Onigiri date back at least to the 11th century, if not older, and were a food used by many Japanese, especially in the military, since they stored and traveled well. Onigiri are traditionally rice balls filled with some salty food to act as a preservative, such as pickled plum or bonito, but since modern technology has given us refrigerators and such, the need to restrict fillings to preserved items is somewhat less mandatory.

    Onigiri - The First

    This recipe is, as far as I know, original. That’s not to say that putting bacon in things is an original idea, but this application isn’t something I found at a restaurant and tried to imitate. It’s fairly straightforward to make and is wicked tasty.

    Filling:

    • 2 strips of finely chopped, crispy thick-cut bacon & the rendered fat
    • 1 tablespoon of finely chopped fresh parsley
    • 2 tablespoons of mayonnaise
    • 1 tablespoon of panko Japanese bread crumbs
    • 1/4 teaspoon or to taste Sriracha chili sauce (adjust depending on how spicy you like spicy)

    Onigiri:

    • 1 full pot of cooked, cooled short grain white rice, ideally sushi rice
    • 1 package of nori seaweed sheets

    Instructions:

    • Cut the nori in half diagonally with a pair of scissors.
    • Take all the filling stuff, put it in a bowl, and stir very well.
    • Form rice “patties” with your hands that are about a half inch thick and about 2 1/2 inches across.
    • Take a small spoonful of the filling, put it on one patty, put a second on top, and mould into a ball or triangle shape, depending on how traditional you like your onigiri
    • Fold the triangular piece of nori around the rice ball when you’re ready to eat. (don’t put it on in advance or it gets soggy and nasty)
    • Enjoy!

    The filling is something that should be a little sparse but spread across the tongue as you chew; that’s why I make this with two rice patties instead of the traditional method of putting an indentation in the rice ball and filling it. Using two flat patties lets the filling spread out a little more and be more present in every bite.


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  • Weekend Foodblogging: A Crispy Secret

    We love the crispy crunch that fried foods have, don’t we? We also do not love all the calories, fat, and other unpleasant stuff that comes with fried foods, right? Here’s a crispy quesadilla secret that can transform nearly any sandwich into a crisp, golden, delicious wonder with virtually no extra fat, gobs of oil or butter, or other stuff that you’d prefer not to eat all the time. Here’s a way to get the crispy crunch without the oily punch.

    Secret Quesadillas

    Start with your average store-bought tortillas, whatever will fit comfortably in your non-stick frying pan. Grab some decent shredded cheese. Have a cutting board, large knife, clean towels, plate, frying pan, cooking spray, and spatula handy. If you have other pre-cooked ingredients you normally put in quesadillas (onions, shredded chicken, etc.), have that all ready as well. Put a towel down on the cutting board and have the knife nearby. Put another towel on the plate. Mise en place, or everything laid out in advance, is vitally important to making this work well, so make sure all supplies are ready.

    Secret Quesadillas

    Spray the pan lightly with the non-stick spray. If your pan is not non-stick, spray not so lightly. Turn on the heat to medium-high; on a scale of 1-10, it should be around a 7. If you have one of those weird stoves like I do where the burner knobs are numbered 1-6, go for about 4 1/2. Put down a tortilla, grab a handful of shredded cheese and spread it out quickly and evenly over it, quickly put in any other fillings you like,then cover with another tortilla.

    Secret Quesadillas

    Cook the quesadilla like this for about a minute, shaking every so often. Flip it over at the minute mark and check to see if it’s lightly browned. With quesadillas and sandwiches, it’s okay to pick them up and check them more frequently than, say, eggs. Dark brown or burned means your pan is too hot. Unchanged in color means your pan isn’t hot enough. Cook both sides until they’re lightly browned.

    Secret Quesadillas

    Now here’s the secret. Grab a smaller handful of cheese and sprinkle it very quickly and evenly around the pan itself. You don’t need much – just enough to add a little cheese all around. Put the quesadilla on top of this cheese and cook it for 15 seconds or so, shaking frequently.

    Secret Quesadillas

    If you do it right, the cheese should turn a medium brown to golden brown crust on the outside of the quesadilla. Lift it out of the pan, put down another handful, and cook the other side the same way for about 15 seconds or until the cheese looks like the picture above.

    Secret Quesadillas

    When done, move the quesadilla to the towel-covered cutting board and cut into quarters, then move it to the towel-covered plate. The enemy of all things crispy and delicious is steam, moisture buildup that changes crispy to mushy within seconds. That’s why we cut and plate on towels, so that the towel absorbs the moisture and keeps the quesadillas crisp and delicious.

    Secret Quesadillas

    You now have quesadillas that are covered in a golden, crispy cheese crust that, depending on the cheese you use, is likely to be much healthier and more nutritious than a batter-fried food. It delivers wonderful flavor and crunch without the bad stuff that comes along with deep fried foods. The best part? This dish is dirt cheap to make. You can plate up 5 full quesadillas or 20 wedges for about $5, depending on how inexpensive tortillas and cheese are near you.

    Take the cheese crust idea to things like tuna sandwiches and other dishes where you want crispy but not oily. You’ll be amazed at how you can make crispy and delicious without oil and grease.


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  • Why you’re probably wrong about lighter fluid

    The Real Science Behind Lighter Fluid and Grilling

    I’ve heard countless debates about lighter fluid and grilling among both backyard enthusiasts and professional pitmasters. “It makes the food taste funny!” shouts one side. “It all burns away!” insists the other. Let’s hit the science and separate fact from fiction — because the truth is, both sides have valid points.

    Charcoal Grilling

    The chemistry here is fascinating, and I’ve spent time digging through Material Safety Data Sheets (because that’s the kind of nerd I am). Most charcoal lighter fluid is an aliphatic petroleum distillate, specifically medium aliphatic naphtha, with a flash point around 104°F and a boiling point around 315°F. That’s important because most charcoal grills cook at temperatures from 500-800°F. And this is where things get interesting.

    The science tells us something more nuanced than either side usually argues. When you first apply lighter fluid, some immediately vaporizes (that’s the smell you notice), but some soaks into the charcoal and remains absorbed. During ignition, the vapors light first, beginning a progressive burning process. But that absorbed fluid? It takes longer to vaporize and burn off than most people realize.

    Here’s where the chemistry really matters. During the burn-off process, incomplete combustion creates various hydrocarbon compounds. These absolutely can impart unpleasant flavors to food if you start cooking too soon. They’re particularly noticeable on lighter, more delicate foods — and no, that’s not just in people’s heads. The science clearly shows these compounds are present until complete combustion occurs.

    But there’s good news: proper technique eliminates this issue entirely. The key is waiting until your charcoal is fully lit and gray/white before cooking, which typically takes at least 15-20 minutes. If you see any black charcoal, you’re not ready. That white/gray coating isn’t just aesthetic — it’s chemistry in action. It tells us that complete combustion has occurred, the charcoal has reached proper temperature, and we’ve achieved stable heat production.

    If you’re using lighter fluid, science dictates the following approach: Arrange your charcoal in a pyramid shape and use only the recommended amount — more fluid actually makes things worse, not better. Let it soak in for 30 seconds (but not longer), then light it safely from multiple sides. Wait for that crucial gray/white color across all your coals. Even after spreading them out, give it another few minutes before cooking.

    The science has led many grillers, myself included, to prefer alternatives like chimney starters. Electric charcoal starters, paraffin cubes, and even natural starters like paper and cardboard can get the job done without introducing any hydrocarbon issues into the equation. These methods bypass the whole combustion concern entirely.

    The evidence points to a clear conclusion: lighter fluid isn’t inherently good or bad — it’s all about proper use. Yes, it will eventually burn away completely. Yes, it can affect food taste if not used properly. The key is understanding the chemistry at work and following what the science tells us about proper burn-off times and temperatures.

    Full disclosure: No one from the lighter fluid industry paid for this post. It’s just me getting excited about the intersection of chemistry and cooking. Because when you understand the science behind your techniques, you can make better decisions about how to use them.

    Want to dig deeper into the chemistry of grilling? There’s always more to explore when it comes to cooking with fire. And honestly, understanding the science makes the food taste better — or at least helps us cook it better, which is really the same thing.


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  • Marketing lessons from the kitchen

    SashimiAs a marketer, half of our job is analytical – figuring out what works and optimizing our methods for better results.

    Half of our job is also creative – coming up with new ways to create demand for our ideas.

    No one would eat at a restaurant where the sole measure of its performance was food output. All gruel, all the time? No thank you.

    No one would eat at a restaurant where the sole measure of its performance was food creativity if it meant that only one patron a day could get to eat.

    You as a marketing chef must balance inventing and cooking new dishes for your patrons to try along with creating enough food to satisfy the patrons who show up at your doorstep.

    Imagine for a moment you’re a new chef. You’ve got the basics down, you can make scrambled eggs, steak, and sandwiches. You can create enough food to be satisfying but not necessarily remarkable. Where do you go to take things to the next level?

    Ultimately, you have to experiment and explore. You have to go to new cultures and cuisines to try new foods, taste new tastes, see how things are done differently. When you’ve finished your chef’s journey, you’ll come back to your restaurant with new ideas, new spices, new ways to apply everything you’ve learned. You’ll have some new dishes on your menu, but you’ll also have new twists and flair to add to your existing dishes. Scrambled eggs become scrambled eggs with truffle oil and a sprinkling of dill. Steak becomes stone seared steak with a cayenne rub. Sandwiches suddenly find slices of fresh mozzarella and basil chiffonade in them.

    As a marketer, ask yourself what new flavors and spices you’re learning, and if you’re not learning anything new, if you’re cooking the same old scrambled eggs, go explore. Go read some books on design, architecture, or photography to give your presentations and collateral some new spice. Read different literature, literature from different cultures, poetry and prose to enliven your copy. Get away from tools like Pandora which serve up more of what you might like based on what you already like and start hunting down random Internet stations.

    After you’ve refilled your marketing spice rack, come back to your kitchen and see how different your marketing can be.


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  • Weekend Foodblogging: Hotel Ceviche

    A recent tweet from CC Chapman at SxSW about his hotel room having no amenities for preparing food (fridge or microwave) got me thinking: what’s the best food you could prepare in such conditions, assuming you had access to a local grocery store but not much else, and you didn’t want to buy a ton of stuff that you’d either have to ship home or abandon?

    The answer: ceviche. Ceviche is a South American cold fish dish, “cooked” by using an acid to denature the proteins in a meat as opposed to using heat. It’s light, very refreshing, tasty, healthy, and very cheap to make. I first learned about it at the ETC2010 conference from the Chilean embassy and fell in love with it immediately.

    If you switch out some ingredients, it’s also incredibly portable. For fun, to see if I could make it work, I contacted Heidi over at True Lemon and asked whether True Lemon’s acidity matched that of a real lemon. The answer? Yes, so True Lemon is substituted in this recipe for portability. Most of the ingredients can be prepared ahead of time and put in a zip-top bag.

    Here’s what you’ll need:

    Hotel Ceviche

    5 packets of True Lemon
    5 packets of True Lime
    1/2 tsp salt
    1/2 tsp sugar
    Black pepper to taste
    1 tbsp cilantro – home-dried from fresh is best
    1 plastic bag
    1 piece of fish, preferably a mild white fish like tilapia, haddock, or sea bass
    5/8 cup of water
    1 plastic knife

    Everything except the fish and water can be put in the plastic bag and packed in your luggage. That said, you might occasionally get some questions from security, but it’s okay to let them sniff the contents. The salt, pepper, and sugar you can probably source on site, along with a plastic knife.

    Hotel Ceviche

    When you get to your destination, find your local grocery store and hit the frozen fish section. Buy your fish frozen, because for this application, you want fish as germ-free as possible, and deeply frozen fish is less likely to have nasties than the fish counter. The citrus juice will kill off most nasties, but not as thoroughly as applying heat, so the fewer you start with, the better.

    Thaw the fish by putting it in your hotel room sink with some warm water. Cut it up into little tiny pieces. Any knife will do – a little plastic one, a pair of scissors from the front desk (washed, of course), etc. Put the fish and water in the bag. If you’re not sure how much 5/8 cup of water is, it’s about a third of a coffee mug’s worth. You don’t have to be perfectly precise with this. It’s also a full to the brim shot glass.

    Hotel Ceviche

    Throw everything in the plastic bag and toss around.

    Hotel Ceviche

    Let this sit for a couple of hours in the refrigerator. No in-room fridge? No problem. Get the ice bucket, put your zip-top bag in the bottom, and put some ice on top of it.

    The dish is done when the fish has turned white as if cooked:

    Hotel Ceviche

    Put it in the serving vessel of your choice – perhaps that empty shot glass – and enjoy!

    Hotel Ceviche

    Now, obviously, you can substitute real ingredients for the portable ones. You can use the juice of freshly squeezed lemons and limes (5/8 cup total), use fresh cilantro, add in some onion or garlic, etc. but if you’re in a hotel room, the last thing you want to try to do is cut citrus with a plastic fast food knife and attempt to do serious culinary work, hence the True Lemon. If you’re at home with a full kitchen at your fingertips, you can modify this recipe to your heart’s content. Perhaps another time I’ll post up a full, at-home recipe.

    Ceviche is easy to prepare, requires no heat, and is really tasty. Try it sometime.


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    You’d think for a product that just requires boiling that pasta would be instant win for virtually nearly every cook. Not so. Here’s 5 easy things you can do to make better pasta.

    1. Your iPhone/iPod Touch/Crackberry likely has a timer function. Use it. Read the pasta box. See where it says how long to cook it? This usually a range. Set your mobile device’s timer for the lowest number – if it says “al dente perfection in 9-11 minutes” set the timer for 9 minutes. When the time is up, do a quick test. If it’s not tacky/chewy, it’s ready.

    2. Using a tomato sauce? Take a few heaping spoonfuls of the sauce and add it to the water before you start cooking the pasta. This gets flavor introduced into the pasta itself, rather than just throwing a big heap of sauce on at the end. You can use less sauce this way, too, and still have tasty pasta. I tend to use half a cup or so.

    3. For the first 30 seconds the pasta is in the boiling water, stir it relentlessly and quickly. This will do more for your pasta than nearly anything else.

    4. Use a lot of water in a large pot. Most bad pasta comes from being cooked in a tiny pot with insufficient water.

    5. Boil your water. By boiling, I mean 212 degrees Fahrenheit, 100 degrees Celsius. Yeah, I know you’re in a hurry and you want to get dinner on the table fast, but getting the pasta in the water before it’s boiling just leads to bad pasta. Boil your water. Easy way to tell? If you stir the water, the bubbling doesn’t stop for more than a second at most.


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