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Friday Foodblogging Solicited Review: GrillGrates Replacement Grill Grates
I had a chance recently to test out a new set of GrillGrates from GrillGrate.com. These are exactly what they sound like – replacement grill grates – and they’re one of the easiest upgrades I’ve made to my grill.

FTC Disclosure: GrillGrate.com sent me a review set of grates at no cost, making this a solicited review. I do not receive any other compensation for the review, however.

First, what are they? Unlike regular grates, GrillGrates are heavier pieces of metal that link together and form a coherent grilling surface on the grill. They offer a lot more surface area and have much less air moving through them, which makes them operate at significantly higher temperatures than the default grates that came with my grill.

Installing them is stupid easy. Remove the old grates. Maybe clean up some of the mess inside. Put the new grates on. An 8-year old (albeit a strong one, the GrillGrates are heavy) could do it. No tools or anything required.

One of the most useful features of GrillGrates is that they’re double-sided. One side is the standard grill that gives you nice grill marks on whatever you put on them. The other side is a flat, smooth surface like a griddle – which is the side I use more often, frankly. Because they interlink, if you bend them carefully in the correct direction, you can lift the entire grilling surface and flip it over all in one go.

They’re energy savers, too. Either you run your grill at normal burner temperatures and you grill hotter and faster, or you run your burners lower and save gas. Because the grates heat up so fast and much hotter, you don’t need to use nearly as much fuel or take as long to cook things.

The only downsides? I’ve been reluctant to go slamming my cast iron pans around on them for fear of marring the surface. The grates are really well-machined, smooth anodized aluminum, and I don’t know they’d tolerate being hammered with a few pounds of cast iron very well; I’ve kept the old grates for when I need to abuse the surface of the grill. And because they’re anodized aluminum and not iron or steel, they would offer little to no protection if you had to use them in a pinch against small firearms as makeshift armor – aluminum will tend to shatter more easily when struck by bullets. Hold onto your cast iron for that. (though obviously they’re better than nothing)

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So far, I’ve made:
- Fried rice (yes, with the griddle side, you can!)
- Green beans
- Steak
- Bacon
- Chicken
- Burgers
- Garlic naan
- Mixed vegetables
- Tilapia
- Salmon
- Breakfast sandwiches
- Fajitas
- Corn on the cob
The only food that absolutely does not work on the GrillGrates is anything that’s purely a liquid, like eggs. There aren’t many holes in the grates, but there are enough that you’d still lose most of the liquid to the grill; in that regard, it’s not a true griddle surface.

GrillGrates ship with a spatula designed for the raised rails, as well as a wire cleaning brush. The cost is dependent on the side of your grill but ranges anywhere from US $60 to US$ 200 depending on how many panels you need. If you want an exact fit down to the eighth inch, you can commission custom cut panels as well for more.

Would I buy them with my own money? If I hadn’t had a chance to try them, I wouldn’t have because I wouldn’t have understood the difference they make. Now that I’ve tried them? You bet. And I’ll probably buy a set for my father, too.

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May 14, 2021
Foodblogging Friday: Korean-Style Fried Rice
You’ll see tons of videos online showing how to make fried rice, and almost all of them are correct if you’re making a serving for one or two people at most, like Gordon Ramsay’s 10-minute fried rice. Fried rice has two challenges: first, ingredients cook at different speeds. A carrot cooks significantly more slowly than an egg. By the time you cook ingredients that require a certain level of doneness, other ingredients are overcooked.

Second, when you’re cooking a larger portion, the ingredients tend to overwhelm all but the largest pans. If you want that restaurant-style flavor, take note of the size of a restaurant wok or griddle – it’s the width of your entire stove. Your 10-inch frying pan isn’t suited for the task. If you’ve ever been to a hibachi restaurant, note that they cook everything separately, spread out across the table. That’s what we have to replicate at home.

I’m personally partial to rice cooked in the same way you get from a dolsot bibimbap (stone pot rice bowl) served at Korean restaurants. Crispy, crunchy rice and delicious, fresh vegetables. So let’s get cracking.

Equipment
- Large baking sheet pan
- Frying pan or cast iron pan
- Large metal or glass mixing bowl
- The usual implements to cut, chop, and stir things
- A rice cooker or other means of cooking rice
- A food brush
- Infrared thermometer
- Oven with a functioning broiler
Ingredients
- Rice – your choice of grain (I’m partial to sushi rice), but nothing parboiled (no Instant Rice/Uncle Bens etc.)
- Bag of frozen mixed vegetables
- Onion, coarsely chopped
- 1 egg per person served (making a dish for 4? use 4 eggs)
- Scallions if you’ve got ’em, chopped
- Soy sauce, regular or low sodium
- Sesame oil
- Powdered garlic OR minced garlic
- Powdered onion
- Butter, melted
- Vegetable oil
- Non-stick spray
- Protein of your choice
- Container of mushrooms, fresh or frozen
Directions
1. Cook the rice according to your rice cooker’s directions. Feel free to cook this ahead of time, even hours before. For fried rice, I tend to use a little less water, usually in a 1:1 ratio.
2. Spray the baking sheet with non-stick spray and drizzle 1 tsp of sesame oil over the sprayed surface.
  1. Spread the rice in an even layer across the sheet, flattening it out.
  2. Brush the rice with melted butter and lightly salt.
  3. Place this sheet under the broiler, rotating every 2-3 minutes. Remove at any point if the surface goes from brown to burnt.
3. Thaw the mixed vegetables in hot water.
  1. Drain. Repeat until the vegetables are no longer cold to the touch.
  2. Lightly season with salt and pepper.
  3. Toss in mixing bowl.
4. Spray a frying pan with non-stick spray and heat until the surface reads 375F/190C.
  1. While you wait for it to come to temperature, scramble the egg and add a pinch of salt.
5. Cook the egg in the frying pan until firmly set. Remove from heat and toss in the mixing bowl.
6. Melt 1 tbsp of butter, 1 tsp garlic, 1 tsp onion powder, and 2 tbsp of vegetable oil together in the pan.
  1. Cook until fragrant and the garlic darkens.
  2. Add 1 tsp of soy sauce, then quickly add the mushrooms and saute until the mushrooms darken and caramelize.
  3. Remove mushrooms to the mixing bowl.
7. Repeat step 6 with onions.
8. Repeat step 6 with the protein of your choice, cooked to the doneness you prefer.
9. Ideally the rice should be done just as you finish the other ingredients. Scrape the rice off the sheet pan and empty into mixing bowl.
10. Drizzle soy sauce onto the rice. Add scallions.
11. Stir the mixing bowl’s contents vigorously, folding the ingredients together.
12. Serve.
Exceptions and Substitutions

If you love crispy rice, double the cooking time and remove the rice when the first side is done, and flip the sheet of rice over to cook both sides.

Substitute vegetable oil for the butter if you have a dairy allergy.

Substitute salt for the soy sauce if you have a soybean allergy.

Other than the rice, pretty much every other ingredient is optional. Swap in or out whatever you have. The secret to this recipe is that you cook the components separately to your preferred level of doneness and then you combine the components at the end, using the heat from the largest component (the rice) to warm up everything else that’s already been cooked.

If you don’t have a broiler, but you do have a grill, you can use the baking sheet with the grill.

If you don’t have a broiler or grill, you can do the rice in batches in your largest frying pan, but it won’t be as good.

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April 17, 2020
Friday Foodblogging: Homemade Butter and Power Tools
I take a special delight in figuring out ways to use tools and technologies that their creators probably didn’t intend. A few weeks ago, I was visiting a local restaurant that touted its homemade butter and remembered that butter, fundamentally, is a pretty simple thing to make. It’s essentially a precipitate; you agitate heavy cream until the fat globules adhere to each other and fall out of solution.

Normally, you’d do such churning in a butter churn or a mixer, but I decided to see whether I could do the same with a power drill. Why? Because I can. So I ordered these mixer heads off Amazon for $6, stuck one in my Ryobi power drill, and tried making butter.

It.

Took.

Forever.

The cordless power drill doesn’t have the RPMs to churn butter quickly. It works, but all in all it took close to 45 minutes – which came perilously close to depleting the battery.

In contrast, it takes a high-speed blender about 3 minutes to do the same thing.

Now, if all you have is a power drill, then you make butter with a power drill. It’s one of those “necessity is the mother of invention” techniques that you put in the back of your cookbook.

For reference, this technique goes through three stages. First, the heavy cream becomes whipped cream. Then the whipped cream begins to solidify into a very dense mass. Finally, the fat globules fall out of solution and you end up with butter in a watery liquid, buttermilk.

Ingredients
- 1 pint heavy whipping cream
- 1/8 teaspoon salt (optional)
- Patience
Recipe
- Put cream in a tall container.
- Add salt if you want salted butter.
- Beat with power drill for 30-45 minutes or until butter is fully precipitated.
- Lament your situation and buy a proper high-speed blender.
- Remove butter from liquid with a spatula and store in a separate container.
  - If you’re making this for resale/commercial use, some folks recommend washing the butter in ice cold water to remove the remaining buttermilk. Supposedly it will cause it to spoil and have much less shelf life. I don’t foresee this butter surviving a week before being used, so I’m not terribly worried about it.
- Reserve buttermilk for something like bread making or pancakes.
Note that this buttermilk, though authentic, tastes nothing like commercial, store-bought buttermilk, which is often infused with lactic acid to give it a sour, tangy taste. This real buttermilk is good for baking.

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October 25, 2019
Foodblogging Friday: Korean Oi Muchim Cucumber Salad
With summer’s arrival and heat, sometimes you just don’t want to cook anything – at least anything requiring heat. Oi muchim, a Korean cucumber salad, is a great snack, side dish, or in sufficient quantity, a light meal for a hot summer’s day. It’s a blend of cooling cucumber and spicy flavors, and it’s absurdly easy to make.

You’ll probably run into oi muchim as a snack side dish at Korean restaurants, served as part of the appetizer set of dishes called banchan alongside snack dishes like kimchi (spicy fermented cabbage) and japchae (fried cold noodles).

Ingredients
- 2 large cucumbers of pretty much any variety
- 1 tablespoon of sugar or sugar equivalent
- 1 tablespoon soy sauce (2 tsp if reduced sodium)
- 1/2 teaspoon sesame oil
- 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
- 1 tablespoon black sesame seeds (regular toasted okay too)
- 1-3 teaspoons spicy sauce (gochujang, sriracha, etc.)
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
Equipment
- Large non-reactive mixing bowl
- Knife
- Spoon
Recipe
1. Cut the cucumbers into 1/4-inch slices.
2. In the mixing bowl, combine sugar, soy sauce, garlic, sesame oil, vinegar, and spicy sauce of your choice. Stir until thoroughly mixed.
3. Add cucumbers to mixing bowl. Toss to coat.
4. Refrigerate for at least 15 minutes, ideally an hour or two.
5. Stir and eat.
Some folks, depending on how soft or crunchy you like your cucumbers, may salt them first and let them drain, to remove excess water. I’d say depending on how long you plan to let it sit, you can omit that. If you plan to serve as soon as it’s made, then salt them and reduce the soy sauce to 1 teaspoon.

This application also does well if you want to reduce the sugar and substitute stevia. Stevia can occasionally have a slightly bitter, astringent aftertaste, but in a vegetable dish it goes really well, so if you want this to be lower sugar, swap in the equivalent of a tablespoon of sugar. Be aware that rice wine vinegar still inherently contains some sugar. If you use gochujang, it also contains some sugar.

If you’ve had oi muchim at a Korean restaurant, you’ve likely seen some versions that are covered in red chili flakes. You can use that too, either in addition to a spicy sauce or in place of it. If you substitute out the sauce, give it more time to sit. And of course, feel free to crank up or down the heat to your personal preferences.

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June 28, 2019
Friday Foodblogging: Grilled Pizza Recipe
As I get older, my dislike of crowds increases, and nowhere is that more true than the many wood-fired pizza restaurants nearby. Their pizzas are good, but the ambient noise is approaching a roar at popular dining times, and price-wise, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze. So, it’s long past time to learn how to make incredible grilled pizza at home for a fraction of the price, all the flavor, and none of the crowds. This recipe, if you do it properly, requires about 3-4 hours total from start to finish, but most of that time is waiting for the dough.

Equipment

You’ll need the following items:
- A grill, obviously
- Cooking spray
- Spatula
- A peel or a baking sheet with no lip on at least one edge (you will need a baking sheet no matter what)
- Tongs
- A large metal bowl
- A wet towel
- A clean flat surface for kneading
- A thermometer (infrared is best)
- A blender
- A food brush
Ingredients

For the pizza, you’ll need:
- 5 cups flour (AP is fine)
- 1 egg (omit if you use bread flour)
- 5 tablespoons sugar
- 1 tablespoon salt
- 2 cups of cold water
- 1 cups of hot water (140F/60C)
- 1 tablespoon yeast – active dry, instant, or regular is fine
- 1 cup vegetable oil, divided in half
- Any Italian herb mix like basil, parsley, oregano, garlic, and thyme
For the sauce, you’ll need:
- 1 large can of tomatoes
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 1 teaspoon sugar or artificial sweetener
Plus, add whatever toppings you feel appropriate. Whatever toppings you choose, make sure they are relatively dry and/or pre-cooked. The pizza won’t be on the grill long enough to cook anything.
- Shredded cheeses
- Pre-cooked vegetables
- Pre-cooked proteins
- Fresh herbs (if you have only dry herbs, add them to the sauce instead)
Recipe : Preparation
1. Start with your large metal bowl. In it, put one cup of cold water, 1 cup of flour, the egg, the yeast, and the sugar. Do not add the salt. Mix well. It’ll be a sticky mess.
2. Add one cup of hot water, stirring slowly to bring everything together. At this point, you’re creating a sponge, a fertile growing bed for the yeast.
3. Put the bowl in a warm place, covered with the wet towel, for 45 minutes. I typically turn on my oven until the interior surface is 140F/60C, then turn it off and put the bowl in.
- - What’s happening here is that you’re letting the yeast multiply like crazy in a near-perfect environment with no distractions: water, food, and heat. Yeast grow really well in the 120F-130F/49C-range. This allows the yeast to create lots of flavorful by-products.
1. After 45 minutes, you should have a large, sticky, foamy mess. Take the bowl out of the oven and stir in the salt, herbs, 1/2 cup vegetable oil, and the remaining flour. You should have a large, messy ball of dough.
2. Turn your oven back on to warm.
3. Knead for about 5 minutes or until you’re bored of kneading.
4. Put the dough ball back in the bowl.
5. Turn off your oven.
6. Spray the top of the dough ball with cooking spray, put the towel back on, and put the dough back in the oven for another 45 minutes.
7. After 45 minutes, take out the dough, turn the oven back on, and knead it again for another 5 minutes. If it’s too dry, add a little more water. If it’s too wet and sticky, add a little more flour. It’s just right when you can turn the bowl and the dough sticks to the edge for a little while but doesn’t permanently adhere to it, requiring a spatula to scrape it free.
8. Turn off the oven.
9. Put the dough back in the oven, covered in the bowl, for one more 45 minute resting period.
10. While you’re waiting, put the tomatoes, salt, black pepper, and sugar/sweetener in your blender and blend it to a fine paste.
11. Take out the dough and knead it one final time.
Recipe: Cooking
1. Turn your grill on high heat. Make sure the grates are very clean. If they’re not, you will be very, very sorry.
2. Spray/oil your baking sheet very well.
3. Cut approximately a quarter of the dough (depending on the size of your baking sheet) and stretch it thinly on your baking sheet to cover the surface.
4. Turn your grill down to medium heat.
5. Place the baking sheet on the grill and close the lid. Wait for 2-3 minutes (depending on the temperature of your grill) or until you start to see smoke, whichever happens first.
- - What you’re doing here is firming up the dough on one side so you can put toppings on it without making a huge mess and getting the dough to cook properly.
1. Remove the sheet from the grill, and baste the top of the dough with vegetable oil using the food brush. You want it to be glistening, but not pooling.
2. Turn your grill down to low heat.
3. Using the sheet, flip the entire dough onto the grill grate.
4. Add your toppings of choice. If you’re doing a traditional pizza, put the sauce down, then the toppings, then the cheese to secure everything.
5. Wait 2-3 minutes until the cheese has melted or the grill is smoking.
6. Remove from the grill and let rest for 60 seconds.
7. Cut and serve.
Important Notes

The critical mistake I made was assuming that my grill had to be as hot as those fully-fired ovens you see at pizza restaurants. This is wrong; those brick ovens cook by convection, not conduction. They never put the pizza directly on the heat source. Your grill is a conductive heat source, meaning the heat source is being directly applied to your food. This in turn means that if you go full-blast, you’ll just burn your pizza almost instantly. Medium with the baking sheet and then low direct heat on the dough is all you need to get a beautiful, crispy crust with a little bit of char, but not enough that you’re eating charcoal.

Your grill grates matter. If you have those terrible, thin-wire grates that come standard with most grills, buy some replacement grates. You want big, heavy grill grates made of cast iron, because the heavier the grate, the more heat it can hold. Basically, you want a cast iron pan permanently on your grill, and heavy grates are exactly that. Be sure to season them properly, and re-season frequently.

Enjoy this pizza recipe in the comfort of your own home, at very low cost other than your time and the ingredients, and with none of the annoying families with screaming children in the booth next to you, flinging food at any unfortunate person nearby. Speech is silver, silence is golden, and peace and quiet is priceless.

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April 26, 2019
Fun Fact Friday: Just How Much Data Is A Zettabyte?
One of the starting points for my keynote speech on artificial intelligence is that, as a civilization, humanity will create approximately 30 zettabytes of data in 2018 according to IDC. But just how much is a zettabyte? Watch this video to learn what a zettabyte is in Netflix terms, plus other stunning Internet usage facts.

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Fun Fact Friday: Just How Much Data Is A Zettabyte?
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In days, I was gonna call it Friday feelings, but I don’t really like the whole feelings thing. So let’s call it Fun fact, Friday,

we’re chatting in a Facebook thread on Mark Schaefer his facebook wall about data. Eric Decker’s had raised a point that I had said in a keynote talk

that we create 30 zettabytes of data which is a staff from Cisco. And IDC I believe from 2017. But it dates back to 2015, and it’s already

out of date. And

someone as well just how big is is that a bite and it’s really difficult to get your head around that

a Netflix video.

It’s about 30 minutes, right? You say

a single dish on Netflix, 30 minutes. That’s about a gigabyte of data. If you were to start watching the world’s longest binge watch

in the EEOC. An era when the first modern mammals and merged

and evolved 57 million years ago when you binge watch Netflix all that time, you would just now get around to using the one zettabytes, right so that’s that is a lot of

of data.

And this year we cranked out I think around 30 was the forecast by 2025 according to Cisco forecasted by Cisco and I believe

also IBM

we were expected to crank out

220 zettabytes

just from connected devices so not even all the data just those things

and it got me thinking and want to look up Domo

has great

now in its sixth year visualization called Data never sleeps, how much data do we generate every minute.

And there’s some fun fun numbers in here. So for example, every minute of every day, YouTube users watch 4.3 million in videos. That’s up from 4.1 million previous year. So that’s a tremendous amount of video. If you’re watching this at all. Thank you. Because you political even watching any one of other

4.3 million videos.

Twitter users send 473,000 tweets, which is interesting,

because that’s up from 426,000 previous year. Meanwhile, 12.9 million texts are sent down from 15.2. A big chunk of that is because of all the different messaging applications that are out there, messenger WhatsApp, WeChat line, kick Tango, you name it. There’s a billion and a half messaging apps now.

And so there is there’s much more choice than just texting Instagram users post almost 50,000 photos every 60 seconds up from 46,000 previous year.

And Google searches 3.8 million Google searches

per minute, as opposed to 3.6 the previous year, there is just so much data that is being circulated that we are creating that we are using that it is impossible to keep up with, I think the over the last five staff members Netflix, Netflix us watching 97,000 hours of net of Netflix every minute or equivalent of

whereas previously with 69,000 hours.

The other thing was interesting was that there are 3.8 million

boots are 3.8 billion people on the internet. And as of 2012, when this series got started, it was 2.5. So

we’ve added almost

a billion and a half old, about point 1.3 billion people to the internet

in just six years. That is the stunning number anyone, though, I would assume that really, really out of touch. But anyone who says that the internet is still fat is clearly not about paying attention to the data. But when you think about where all the growth is happening, almost all the growth is in the non Western world. So take a take it America, North America, in particular and Europe out

all the growth is happening in Middle East Africa, South America, the South Pacific region of the planet. And that’s where there’s so much more opportunity now.

So give some thought to this.

When you’re talking about your marketing, when you’re thinking about your marketing and your digital marketing in particular, and where you’re spending your time and where you’re chasing after customers.

Have you given thought to what your international audience looks like, have you given thought to who your international audience is, and are you prepared to do business

outside of your home country, wherever, wherever you are. Where if you’re in the UK, if you’re in Russia is you’re watching this,

if you’re in South Africa watching this, I would assume that if you if you don’t speak English as a first language, and probably not as a second language, you’re probably not watching this video. Although I actually learned back in my podcasting days that people in non English speaking the language language regions love YouTube videos and podcasts because it’s a way for them to learn English easily from native speakers. You can hear someone like I have a for some strange reason I have a central Ohio accent

would just basically the absence of a discernible accent.

But yet people watching YouTube videos and podcasts

to learn how native speakers speakers of that of those languages speak. I’ve done the same thing I watch. I’ve watched and listened to it really interestingly, Ukrainian and Russian videos and to hear how those different accent sounds so that even if I don’t recognize the language,

I will know just the tonality of the the words how the words sound general to be able to hear that and tell the difference between someone speaking Russian, for example, and someone say speaking Latvian there’s there are very clear differences. We have to listen to the videos. So

but yeah, there’s from from a marketing perspective

of these people watching 4.3 million videos per second, where are they coming from? Where your audience members coming from? And when you look at it, we didn’t go inside Google Analytics. And you go into the audience menu on the left hand side and you click on geography does behavior geography?

What countries are you

getting visitors from? It’s probably not just your home country, wherever your home country is. It’s probably not just there.

I live in America

and 20 ish percent of my blog traffic is from outside of America now. Like, I think 11% is from Canada, and 7% from the UK. So it’s still very English centric regions. But there’s India is most after that. And then Germany.

Now, unlike David Hasselhoff, I am not huge in Germany. So there are people there watching and reading the content. And

there might be a market opportunity there

might be, I don’t know, but there there’s clearly already at least one person

and so

look in your own data. Where are you getting traffic from? Where are you getting visitors from? Look on your YouTube data. If you’re posting videos on YouTube, YouTube has some of the best analytics for any video. Any rich media platform, right podcasting analytics are horrible by comparison.

Look at YouTube videos where your audience is coming from. Where are they watching from? who watches longer does it the people in your home country or people outside your home country?

Take a look and see if you can come up with some of your own fun facts on this on this Friday. So as always, thanks for watching the comments and the comments and please subscribe to the YouTube channel on the newsletter and I’ll talk to you soon.

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October 26, 2018
#FridayFeeling: May the Force Be With You
A special, purely-fun episode of #FridayFeeling in which we consider both the Jedi and Sith Codes, why both are wrong, and how it applies to modern-day life. May the Force be with you always, friends.

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May the force be with you. It is may 4 is just our worst day and for this Friday feeling thought we’d do something completely different. Not business related not marketing analytics related at all just a little bit of fun. The

the day is Star Wars Day May 4. It is

so called because of the expression for the movies, may the force be with you. And it’s interesting when you think about the two factions around this this mythical energy. There’s the Jedi perspective in the Sith perspective, the Jedi code even says there is no emotion, there’s peace. There’s no ignorance. There is knowledge. There’s no passion. There was serenity. There’s no chaos. There’s harmony. There’s no death. There is the force that’s one perspective.

And then the other perspective, the code of the Sith is.

is a lie. There’s only passion. The passion I gained strength strength I gain power the power I gain victory through victory I break my chains. The fourth she’ll set me free I think it’s kind of a neat way of looking at this idea of this this uncontrollable but usable channel energy and depending on which

pre or post Disney universe in Star Wars you believe in

a whole bunch of different perspectives on this. But what’s

interesting and fun about it is that

neither perspective is right now that perspective is the correct one in the sense that they’re both very one sided there is the jet I perspective, which is abolishing a lot of what you individuality is waiting yourself of emotion and passion, so you can gain peace and serenity getting rid of disorder and K.

us to create harmony

and of course we know life isn’t like that life is filled with emotions and passions and sometimes there’s a good thing. Sometimes those are bad things.

There’s chaos, but without chaos. You can’t have luck.

And so there’s that perspective and on both side of the Sith,

which is typically associate with the dark side the negative you have same passions strength and power and victory all these things that you can

you can see the beta lead can lead to dark ends to to improper ends someone’s striving for strength and power and victory is probably going to make some choices that might not be ethically great

seeking power for its own ends or seeking to win. Just to win are not necessarily great outcomes. But again, these are two perspectives that are having.

of a whole and so if you go one or the other. You don’t see that point where they intersect where you have to have both emotion and logic we have to have peace and passion, you have to have chaos and order we have to have serenity and

and and a little bit of, you know,

energy,

this is a really good analogy for where we are today as a society

as a world because

we thanks to things like technology and social media have become very, very

contained in our own little bubbles. Look, this is the this is the right perspective, this is the wrong perspective and there’s not a lot of that. Okay, well, where they where do they intersect. Where’s the balance between them.

Think about how people approach religion and politics and even business, even in marketing, there

are in the debates that we have about what’s the appropriate method for doing X or Y,

we take very, very polar perspectives. I was having a conversation just yesterday with someone who is saying

in their industry. They’ve been doing more handling of crises than ever before. Because so much people are just digging into their position

in the old pre Disney

acquisition of the Star Wars franchise. The new Jedi Order under Luke Skywalker tried to find that balance to say, neither perspective is right both perspectives ended up with

massive losses of life and really bad things happening. And so if you can find that middle ground between the two. That’s.

The Way to go, and it’s kind of telling actually that in the post acquisition

the powers that be at Disney corporate have have reverted that entire universe to this those two black and white perspectives. You either one or the other. There’s no middle ground

kind of interesting because it speaks about sort of the ethos of the times of the society in which we’re doing stuff

when you look at what’s happening and all the other things like superhero movies stuff they are

they are tending back towards that, you know, one perspective or the other and no middle ground

the takeaway from this is

whether it’s Star Wars and Marvel or DC or Washington DC, or the church or temple or mosque.

There is no one right answer to anything.

Because the idea that there is a right answer is in itself, kind of a delusion, there are better and worse outcomes. There are outcomes to do more harm than good outcomes to do more good than harm but there’s always going to be a mix you

it’s very difficult to get pure anything anyone who’s done any work in chemistry knows that it’s extremely hard to get a pure anything.

And if we can figure out in our cells in our businesses and our marketing in our work with machines that

that balance and that mix of things is what will really yield sustainable long term results will be much better off so on Star Wars Day. Hope you enjoy it. Regardless of which faction you associate with more

and may the force be with you.

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May 4, 2018
#FridayFeeling: Who Will Lose Their Jobs to AI and Robotics
Jay Baer posted recently about new marketing technology that does amazing content creation and how AI will drive the cost of marketing, particularly content marketing, to nearly zero. In the process, he asks, what’s left for humans? He ends with an example about Michael, a barista who does amazing coffee art and says a machine could obviously do the same for nearly zero cost, but is that what we want? A life of expediency without joy?

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Jay’s fears are largely unfounded, but there are things to be concerned about. AI and robotics will create a world of efficiency, to be sure. The main promises of AI to the end customer, to the customer experience, is a better customer experience than we currently receive from companies. On the company side, of course, it’s about cutting costs – namely humans.

But AI will not take jobs in the sense of roles. Michael the barista isn’t going to be replaced by a robot because he’s excellent at what he does and clearly loves his work. Excellence is not at stake.

What’s at stake – and what will impact millions of people – is inferiority. Terrible customer service. Terrible work quality. Think of the industries we associate with a terrible customer experience:
- Airlines
- Cable and phone companies
- The Department of Motor Vehicles
We automatically assume, when dealing with entities like these, that our experience is going to suck. We mentally prepare ourselves for a confrontation, rather than a delightful customer experience.

AI and robotics promise minimum competency. They promise both the customer and the company minimally viable competence and a guaranteed mediocre experience. Think about McDonald’s. Do you go to McDonald’s for the best hamburger in the world? No. You go to McDonald’s for a guaranteed experience and a burger that’s okay – but okay is very often good enough.

So whose jobs are at stake? Not Michael the barista and coffee artist. The thousands of people who work at coffee shop chains who don’t enjoy their jobs, who phone it in, who make no effort to do more than the minimum amount of work. Robots and AI could replace every one of the people who hate their jobs or are terrible at their jobs and automatically elevate the customer experience from equally terrible to mediocre. Customers would be deliriously happy with the correct order, promptly made, with their name properly spelled on the coffee cup, even if a human never touched it. This will extend to every industry including marketing technology.

The lesson is clear for all of us: be excellent or be replaced. If we’re terrible at our jobs, if we hate our jobs, we are the first candidates for replacement by machines.

Those of us who love our jobs, who love our work, who invest in our ongoing professional development and training – our jobs and personal careers will be safe. There will always be room at the table for human excellence.

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April 20, 2018
Friday Fun: Lockpicking
As I recently posted on Instagram, I bought my family a lockpicking training set. Lockpicking is an essential skill that every child and parent should know. From accidentally locking your keys in the house to ensuring our children have the skills to escape a bad situation, lockpicking literally opens doors.

Obviously, some folks are uncomfortable with the idea, because the skill is amoral – it has no intrinsic morality, good or bad. We could use our lockpicking skill for great good (escaping a kidnapping) or great evil (breaking and entering).

Lockpicking training sets come with a set of the actual picks, but also include transparent acrylic locks. These are fascinating tools; they’re common locks like padlocks, door locks, etc. but instead of metal, they’re see-through plastic. It’s a great way to teach kids (and ourselves) how these seemingly complex devices work.

The set I bought includes a padlock; I also bought other locks for additional practice.
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One other thing you’ll find as you start picking locks is that in the beginning, it takes FAR longer than you expect it to. We’ve been conditioned by movies and TV shows to expect to wiggle a pick for a second or two and have the lock magically pop open. When I first learned lockpicking, a straightforward padlock took me close to 45 minutes. It’s a good opportunity to remind kids (and adults) that what you see in the movies isn’t always an accurate portrayal of reality. No one wants to see James Bond working on a four-way, 24-tumbler lock for 2 hours.

Please remember to use your powers for good.

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January 26, 2018
Friday Foodblogging: Wacaco Minipresso GR Unsolicited Review
Someone asked me recently what my morning fuel of choice is. The answer is coffee, but in many different forms depending on the day. We’ve got a Keurig machine at work, which does an able job of making coffee. It may not be the best quality, it may not have any cool factor whatsoever, but I can’t argue with the cost.

That said, sometimes I want an espresso, especially when I travel and the only other option is hotel coffee. I recently saw the Wacaco Minipresso GR became available again (this time on Amazon), and bought one.

The premise is pretty straightforward: a very portable espresso machine. Of course, there’s absolutely no way a little handheld device is going to make the same quality of espresso as a countertop machine or the local coffee shop’s commercial machine. However, the question is, will it come close?

The Minipresso does its job. It makes a solid single shot of espresso. The device is simple. Add coffee grounds in one end, boiling water in the other end, seal, push the piston, and it makes a single shot of espresso. Want a doppio? Just repeat the process.

A few points about the device worth noting.
- Start with boiling water. Not hot water, actual full rolling boil water. I’ll draw hot water from the tap and stick it in the microwave to finish the job and get it to temperature. When I’m traveling and my room has no microwave, I’ll put a carafe of hot tap water through the in-room coffee maker a couple of times to reach temperature. If you’re okay with a little extra baggage, pack an immersion coil with you and you’ll have boiling water wherever you go.
- Warm the device before use. I recommend, if using the carafe method above, to use the first run’s hot water in the device to warm the internals. The goal is to have as little heat loss as possible when we draw the actual shot.
- Use a medium fine grind. A powdery-fine espresso grind clogs the filter, and a coarse grind makes coffee-colored water. Chances are whatever’s in the little pods/packets in the hotel room is just right. For home and office use, a medium grind is great. If you’ve got an office Keurig, pulling apart a K-cup and using the coffee inside is also just the right size.
- Pack and tamp. Like any espresso machine, tamped grounds are a must. The way to do this with the Minipresso is to fill the coffee basket, screw on the top, then open up and add more to the basket; assembling the device is essentially tamping the grounds.
If you want to add a little espresso to your day without a massive machine, give it some consideration. If you love espresso and travel a lot, this may be exactly what you need on the road. At $40 on Amazon (as of this update), if it saves you from$ 5 espressos at the local coffee shop, it’ll only take a couple of weeks to pay for itself. Grab the Wacaco Minipresso GR on Amazon today.

Disclosure: this is an entirely unsolicited review. I purchased this product out of pocket and the company has not reached out to me in any way in the almost three years since this review originally appeared. The link is, however, an Amazon affiliate link.

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December 8, 2017

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