Christopher S. Penn – Marketing AI Keynote Speaker

Category: Marketing

The amazing windup salesperson!

The amazing windup salesperson!

I had the pleasure and privilege to speak at Multifamily Pros’ Optimization Summit this past week and talk about email marketing in the modern age (click here to watch the recorded version). One thing that hasn’t modernized, however, is that new sales folks still aren’t getting trained to be effective sales people.

What do I mean?

As part of shows like this, I enjoy walking the expo floor, seeing what new and innovative things people have come up with in their industries. I stopped at probably 30 different booths to see what was new and next. Amazingly, out of those 30 booths, a stunning 57% of sales folks never once asked me what I did.

It was almost comedy – wind up the sales person and hear the pitch come out like a child’s toy. They never qualified me by asking question (they would have quickly realized I had no need for their services) and they made the assumption that I was there as a multifamily building manager/owner like everyone else. There were two people who I was amazed managed to get to the end of a fairly lengthy pitch while breathing only once. They probably thought I wasn’t listening, but I was looking for the defibrillator in case they passed out from hypoxia.

Of the 13 vendors who were trained to actually let prospective customers talk, most made a “what do you do” question within the first couple of minutes. Some people led with that, which is one of the easiest and best strategies for building rapport and trust. As a sales person, one of the best things you can do is get the prospect talking about themselves early and often so you can gather information.

Here’s a simple test: If you’re a sales person, record yourself selling, then watch the video or listen to the recording and see how long it takes you to get to “so, what do you do?”.

Want to see how this applies to your marketing online? Jason Falls recommends checking out WeWe Calculator to see how much of any given web page’s language is centered around you the company instead of me the customer. It’s illuminating to see that most corporate web pages get so wrapped up in boasting about the company that they never give prospective customers the opportunity to mentally engage with copy that is customer-centric. Try it out and see how your content and company score.

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September 18, 2010
Game mechanics for non-profits

A while ago on Marketing Over Coffee and other places we discussed the SCVNGR game mechanics deck, a deck of cards with different mechanisms that stimulate human behavioral patterns. While marketers are more than happy to jump all over these methods, it’s well worth considering for marketing more useful things, like non-profit donations.

Let’s take a look at just a few mechanics and how a non-profit might be able to make use of them.

Progression Dynamics. Non-profits for a long time have had statuses such as donor levels, but they’re uncreatively used. At best, a donor level is listed in a brochure or program guide, and maybe the top achievers (donors) get a shout-out at an organizational event. This is the age of social! Make those levels public and spreadable! Imagine how simple it would be for an organization to post as a Facebook status or tweet every donation (for those who didn’t want to remain anonymous) along with thanks and donation level.

Example: “Thanks @cspenn for donating! You’ve reached donor level 23! Only $230 left until level 24!”

Badges. Coupled with progression levels, badges (from locations earned in Foursquare to Achievements in WoW) are an equally potent way to recognize people. Most organizations recognize large donors or longtime donors and stop there. Get creative! Badges don’t cost you a thing – make as many as you can and hand them out with great frequency, very publicly, to take advantage of the habit that people tend to collect damn near anything you put in front of them.

Example: “Congrats @cspenn for earning the Fastest Donor badge! You donated within 60 seconds of our tweet!”

Leaderboards. The only thing better than being in a progression guild in Warcraft is being listed in a progression guild in all the major guild leaderboards. People love to show off their status. Take advantage of this simple social mechanic in your community and publish a leaderboard, and make leaderboards for more than just one mechanic. For example, you have top donors, which is of course useful, but what about top social sharers, folks who might have more time than money? What about top referrals to your web site? What about top networkers who bring new people to your Facebook page? Find ways to implement leaderboards for all the metrics that matter to you and publish them to encourage people to compete!

Example: “Hey @cspenn! You just reached #23 in the Social Leaderboard! Keep telling people about us!”

Groups. Farmville would be fairly boring without other people. Warcraft would be equally flat without guilds to join of like-minded players. Do you encourage your constituents to network just with you, or do you help them network with each other? Create reasons for teams, guilds, groups, or other gatherings virtually or in real life of people who might gain something from each other, and have them compete for the above listed progressions, badges, and leaderboards as groups.

Example: “Hey @cspenn! Your guild, Unifying Force, is now in the top 20 donor guilds! Congrats!”

Take a look at the SCVNGR deck and figure out how you can work one or more game mechanics into your non-profit organization’s structure. Most of the mechanics will require little or no money and can encourage exactly the kind of behavior you want from your audience – and let them have some fun at it, too.

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September 13, 2010
My 3 takeaways on Google Instant

Google Instant launched today. It’s rolling out to a Google web search box near you, very soon. If you missed the memo, it goes a bit like this:

Google shows results as you type now, in real-time.

If your account has it, try it out. Here’s a few thoughts as I was watching the press conference today…

1. I wholly agree with Neil Bearse’s assessment that this is going to totally wreck your PPC display to click numbers. Ads are refreshing in real-time based on your query as you build it. Try it – start typing marketing podcast slowly, and you’ll see the PPC ads change rapidly. If you’ve been relying on certain impression-based metrics, get ready to toss those out.

Watch as I type marketing:

and then one more letter, marketing p:

Change of ads in real-time. Do all of these count as impressions? No – Google has a 3 second rule to prevent massive over-display numbers, but 3 seconds is still way faster than ad churn under Old Google.

2. The rage in SEO for years has been long tail queries. Long tail page directories have been the fashion and the institution for some time now. However, notice that results begin to appear the moment you start to type your query. If you as a consumer see results that are relevant in the first two terms, you’re going to stop typing and start clicking.

The short head is back in business – expect much heavier competition for short head terms. The winner of the short head terms? Those with the largest warchests to spend to get to #1 for very common terms. Can’t compete on a very popular term? Start creatively thinking about using LDA-related queries to at least mitigate the damage.

3. Geo-targeted local search is built in. I started to type University of and College of while I was sitting in Federal Hill, Baltimore, Maryland instead of where I normally sit. Guess what queries automatically populated and what started showing:

Bear in mind I was logged into my regular Google account, which most often queries from Metrowest Massachusetts. Based on my location via Internet connection (since I don’t use any checkin services), Google was doing real time searching where I am, automatically. If you’re not registered with Google Places, now you’re losing even more business. Get registered and set up right now.

Google Instant changes human behavior. It’s spooky to watch, but downright scary for marketers trying to be found amidst more and more competition online.

Are you ready for Instant?

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September 9, 2010
The practical summary of Latent Dirichlet Allocation for SEO
What’s the hottest trend in search engine optimization that you’ve never heard of (yet)? The folks over at SEOmoz have been doing a great series on Latent Dirichlet Allocation (LDA), which is a context-based algorithm for determining search relevance. Their research has shown strong correlation between LDA and search rankings. However, it’s little things like this:

Photo credit: SEOMoz

…that make people flee in terror from LDA, and who can blame them?

So here’s what you need to know about LDA as it relates to search engine optimization:

Your content has to be about something and worth reading.

Huge surprise, huh? Google has said for years that its stated aim is to get search engine rankings in alignment with “human rankings” – that is, if the content is valuable to a human being, it should rank well. If the content isn’t valuable to a human being, then it should rank poorly. For years, Google has used PageRank and inbound links as proxies for judging the value of content, but now there’s a theory in the SEO community, supported by the SEOmoz data, that on-page content may play more of a role in your rankings than previously thought.

What makes this different from the early years of SEO is that it’s somewhat harder to game. Instead of simple on-page optimization tricks that Google can devalue quickly (bold text, H1 titles, etc), the LDA algorithm looks at the total picture of the content and its context. Does a web page talking about World of Warcraft mention paladins, death knights, and fish feasts, or is it just badly repurposed, valueless content surrounded by gold spam ads?

So how do you make use of this knowledge? Here are three immediate to-do tasks:

1. Make sure you are using the rel=canonical tag.

Use this tag in your web site, blog, and any place where you have ownership of your content. As more and more algorithms are tuned to contextual content, the reward of ripping off someone else’s content will be much greater, so using this tag will help at least assign some level of ownership to stuff you write. If you’re using WordPress, the All In One SEO plugin will do this for you automagically. Want to learn more about this tag? Read what Matt Cutts of Google has to say about it.

2. Make your web site about something.

A personal blog is fine to be all over the place, one day talking about cooking, the next day talking about Twitter, etc. A professional blog and/or your corporate web site has to be about something and needs to have lots of original, high quality, on-topic content using semantically related words in the copy that correlate to the search terms you’re going after. For example, Blue Sky Factory’s new web site (shiny!) has a TON of new content that talks about email marketing in all of its various aspects, using all of the different ways people talk about it. You can’t get away with two sentence pages and minimally valuable content any more – you have to do the hard work of creating good stuff in order to leverage this algorithm effectively. That’s why we’re seeing strong correlations between the LDA algorithm and Google’s results – Google wants to continue rewarding valuable content and making life harder for lazy SEO folks.

3. Stop feeding the social media machine all your stuff.

This one will be controversial but true. It’s perfectly okay to have conversations, to engage, to be interesting on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc. but I want you to stop putting your best stuff there in full. Why? Because this algorithm is all about quality AND quantity of content. If your blog or website is gathering dust while your Facebook page is bursting at the seams, you’re doubly harming yourself. Not only are you making yourself dependent on an entity that doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you, but you’re penalizing your own web site/blog by not having context- sensitive information on it. Keep sharing, keep linking, keep conversing, but don’t give the keys to your kingdom – your content – to the social media sites. Excerpts? Fine. Full blog posts? Not so fine. Teasers from eBooks? Fine. Large chunks of copy? Not so fine.

Is LDA a game-changer as many say? Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, but if you follow the practice of creating lots of original, great stuff on properties you own, you’ll never go wrong.

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September 7, 2010
Do you care if the shelves in your store have more stuff?

One of the students in the course I teach on Advanced Social Media asked how in the world we are all expected to manage the tremendous number of services, tools, tactics, and ideas in social media. Various lists float around the Internet from supposed social media experts of the hundreds of different tools out there. New stuff gets announced on Mashable and Techcrunch faster than your poor mouse can scroll. How is someone supposed to keep up?

You’re not – and that’s more than okay, it’s the smart thing to do. Let’s change contexts to home improvement. Generally speaking, you go to a home improvement store because you have a home improvement problem or challenge. You want to fix something, build something, or paint something.

When you get to the store, a home improvement expert doesn’t immediately begin telling you where everything in the store is. Chances are they’ll ask if they can help you and then direct you to the aisle in the store that has the stuff you’re looking for in order to solve your problem.

Generally speaking, if you don’t have a home improvement problem, no amount of stuff added to a store’s shelves is going to matter to you. Even if the store issued a press release touting how much was on the shelves, even if home improvement experts blogged about how they knew about every product in the store, if you didn’t have a problem, you wouldn’t care.

The same is true of social media. Figure out first if you have a problem that calls for a social media solution, and then worry about which tool, service, or tactic fits the bill. There’s a very good chance that there are much bigger overall issues you need to solve first, and then apply social media methods as part of an overall digital marketing strategy.

You as a homeowner are not obligated to know how to use every tool in the home improvement store. You just have to know where to go and how to ask for help when you have a home improvement problem. You as a marketer are not obligated to know how to use every social media tool available. You just have to know where to go and how to ask for help when you have a social media problem.

Finally, if you as a marketer think that telling the world about your latest features in your product or service is going to move the needle, ask yourself this: when was the last time you saw a home improvement store do a massive campaign about new stuff in aisle 18?

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September 3, 2010
Corrupting words

Once upon a time, the word gourmet conjured up sumptuous, rich foods of the highest quality:

It was something we desired, something we sought after, something we aspired to.

Then someone’s marketing department got a hold of the word and corrupted it beyond recognition into this sad joke:

Once upon a time, there were a few select companies that were actually industry-leading. Now the marketing departments of the world have deemed everyone industry-leading:

As Syndrome says in The Incredibles, once everyone is special, then no one is special. Everyone is industry-leading to the point where it’s a meaningless term. Every food is gourmet, every wine is vintage, every company believes its customer service is the best, every consumer good is luxury, every event is exclusive, every customer status is elite, every product is innovative.

What’s the competent marketer to do when the incompetent marketers around him or her are corrupting words faster than he or she can use them meaningfully? At a certain point, the thesaurus runs out.

How do you handle the business of being remarkable when all the words to make remarks have been used up?

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August 31, 2010
Are you hiring a social media strategist?

Are you looking to hire a social media strategist? Take your social media strategist job description and replace the words social media with military.

Think about that for a second.

How silly would it look for the US Army to advertise for the position of Field Commander by saying:

Wanted: someone who can talk a lot, tweet, monitor the battlefield and comment about it, blog some, and help boost our overall reputation in the trenches.

Is it more likely that the US Army, if it advertised for a Field Commander, would have a job description that reads like:

Must be able to win battles with overwhelming force and create decisive victories.

What if you’re not sure what victory is in social media? You might be in trouble. A lot of trouble. Consider clarifying that before you hire someone.

Is social media strategy as clear cut as military strategy? It’d better be if you want to win anything.

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August 27, 2010
Draw this
Get out a sheet of paper, totally blank. Go sit by yourself somewhere, no technology anywhere nearby.

Now remember the most important visual marketing campaign you did this year so far. Maybe it was a flyer. Maybe it was an email campaign. Maybe it was a new web site design or redesign.

Draw it from memory on the page.

Now go back to your computer and compare your drawing to the actual campaign.
- Did you remember the calls to action?
- Did you remember the design?
- Did you remember the content?
- Did you remember nothing at all except vague ideas?
If you were the manager of Old Spice, would you be able to sketch out Isaiah Mustafa in the bathroom wearing a towel?

If you are the CEO of your company, were you able to draw at least the homepage of your web site and its main call to action?

If you didn’t remember anything, then go back and figure out what you need to do to make your campaign more memorable, because if you can’t remember it, for sure your customers and prospects can’t.

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August 26, 2010
Beware of weak correlative scores
In the World of Warcraft, there exists one number that can make or break your day, depending on who you’re interacting with: GearScore. GearScore is a mathematical formula that tries to rank players based on what equipment their character has, on the assumption that harder to get equipment means you’re a better player for having it, much in the same way that driving an expensive car might indicate more personal wealth. People looking to organize groups in the game often recruit for their groups solely by advertising GearScore requirements: “Looking for damage dealers, 5K GS minimum!”. Anyone who doesn’t meet this score doesn’t get invited to the group.

Funny, both characters are the same player behind the keyboard…

The problem with GearScore is that harder to obtain gear isn’t necessarily indicative of a more skilled player. At best, it’s a weak correlation. For example, a player that works primarily in a healing role can get a very high GearScore from wearing damage dealing equipment – but that player will be completely ineffective as a healer. A player can have one character that is supremely well equipped but might have a second character that he just created that will have an abysmally low GearScore. The player behind the character may be incredibly talented, but the equipment and thus the GearScore will not reflect this fact.

Why do Warcraft players looking to create groups rely on such a potentially unreliable scoring mechanism? Because in the absence of better metrics, it’s what they’ve got to work with for making snap decisions, and the weak correlation is still strong enough that on average, a group composed of high GearScore players is somewhat more likely to fare better against fire-breathing dragons than a group composed of low GearScore players.

So what does a geeky algorithm like GearScore have to do with anything? For years, companies, especially in financial services, have evaluated potential employees based on credit scores. Like GearScore, credit score may have some correlation to a future employee’s abilities to be effective, but given how tumultuous the economy has been in the last 3 years, any company relying on this number may lose perfectly good candidates.

Why would a company rely on such a mechanism? For the same reason the Warcraft folks do – it’s a metric that lets computers and/or HR clerks filter through piles of resumes very quickly. Set a minimum credit score of 700 and your job as an HR clerk is much easier, as you’ll throw away 80% of the resumes in your inbox immediately.

So what if you don’t work in financial services? What if you’re a social media person instead? Surely no one would try to boil down the complexities of managing mass human interactions into a single number. Well…

Is there more to you than this one-dimensional metric? Probably. Will people push this score or another like it just like the Warcraft folks push GearScore? Probably. Be prepared to address it if you’re a social media professional, because there’s an ever-growing chance that a decision-maker may hire or pass on you in an instant based on this one number.

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August 22, 2010
Studies in contrast
Studies in contrast

Have you ever gone grape picking? It’s an interesting experience – you look for ripe grapes and pick them. Sounds simple, but if you’ve ever gone picking, you know the danger of diminishing contrasts.

Here’s what I mean: pick the ripest grapes off of the vine. Keep looking at the vine and without the contrast of the truly ripe, less ripe stuff tends to look ripe. There’s less to contrast it with, less to judge it by, and so your brain perceives it as ripe.

When you get home, instead of a basket of ripe grapes ready to eat, you have an entire melange of grapes in different stages of ripeness. Some stuff you’ll look at and wonder why you ever picked it.

Now flip your view to the world of digital marketing and social media. Who do you follow? Who do you judge to be expert, to be experienced, to be most likely to help you when you or your business need help?

Take a step back. Are those truly the ripest grapes available, or are you making judgements based on limited contrast? There are plenty of people online promoting themselves as experts in this or that, but ask yourself if your horizons and social circle are wide enough to give true contrast, to judge whether that person truly does shine no matter who they’re compared against, before you hire them for your business.

I’ve seen this mistake most often in hiring. A hiring manager will get a pool of resumes and a mandate to fill an open position. In the absence of a truly great candidate, they’ll pick the best of a bad lot and then have to suffer that person until they quit or are fired.

Here’s one way to make sure you’re still getting ripe grapes and not being blinded by diminishing contrasts: change grape vines. I try to submit myself as a professional speaker to lots of industry-specific trade shows rather than just social media events because every time I’m on stage with a completely different group of people, I get a chance to see a different social circle, a different fishbowl. I get to pick from a different grape vine entirely.

You don’t have to be a professional speaker to do this. Change your searches. Instead of just watching, Googling, and subscribing to social media folks, look for different industries or verticals to follow. See who are the expert marketers in industrial concrete, Muslim faith based groups, fiber optics, European porn, etc. and start following and subscribing to those people. You’ll be amazed at how different industries value different things and get a truly broad view of how business and marketing can be done. This in turn will make you a far better practitioner as you’ll have more sources for processes and strategy than someone who’s trying to scrounge up meager pickings from the same depleted vine everyone else is working.

Beware of the danger of diminishing contrasts. Explore different grape vines and get out of the social media fishbowl while others remain trapped, because when all the ripe stuff is gone, all that you really have left is…

… sour grapes.

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August 15, 2010

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