Christopher S. Penn – Marketing AI Keynote Speaker

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  • Klout Product Review: Sony MDR-X10 Headphones

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    Full Disclosure: Klout sent these to me for review. No other compensation was provided.

    The latest Klout perk I got was Sony’s new headphones, the MDR-X10 headphones. Packaged nicely, these large over-ear headphones are supposedly the next great thing. Let’s see how they stack up.

    Fit: They fit very comfortably. They don’t apply vise-like pressure to your head and are reasonably comfortable even with eyeglasses.

    Appearance: I don’t particularly care. Only my cat watches me while I game. Supposedly they’re fashionable and head-turning. My cat didn’t notice.

    Sound: The sound quality leaves a lot to be desired. For reference, I’m listening on a MacBook Pro to the World of Warcraft Mists of Pandaria soundtrack as the sample. It’s orchestral music, so it’s got a full complement of instruments. The MDR-X10 audio is muddy as hell. The treble is weak, the mid tones are okay, the bass is solid and strong. You can tell that the folks who did the audio engineering were given a memo from the corner office: MAKE THE BASS BIG AT ANY COST. They did – at the cost of everything else sounding mediocre to poor. It sounds like I’m listening to the WoW soundtrack with a bad head cold. By comparison, the sound out of my regular gaming headset is crisp and clear – strong bass, crisp highs, clean mids.

    My recommendation: Don’t buy.

    They’re not worth $300, which is what they retail for on Amazon. I’d save your money and either go big with the Bose QC3 headphones for $50 more or save yourself $200 and get the Logitech G35 gaming headset, which is what I normally use to listen to audio and sounds MUCH better than these.

    Update: These headphones are good at something. I’ve been experimenting with them, because it’s a shame not to, and it turns out these are almost the perfect headphones for conference calls. Why? The passive noise reduction seals out the outside world, and the terrible upper range that makes music sound terrible does a darned good job of cutting out all of the tinny sound of your average conference call. As a result, you get a nice sounding call with some noise reduction. I still wouldn’t buy them just for that, but at least they’re useful now.

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  • The greatest long-term challenge marketers face

    Over dinner at the workshop I was conducting recently, one of the participants posed an absolutely fascinating question to me:

    What’s the biggest challenge that marketers face today?

    My answer was simple but difficult to fix: a lack of belief. That’s the greatest challenge all marketers will face in the coming years. As social media and new media offer ever increasing levels of transparency (whether companies want it or not), it will become more and more obvious which companies have employees that believe in them and which companies do not.

    Belief matters a great deal. If you believe in your company and the work you are doing, your work is better. You care more about the customer because you know you’re legitimately helping them. You sell more easily because your convictions power your sales skills. You market more fluently and fluidly because you genuinely believe that getting more people involved with your product or service will be to their benefit.

    In Business 1.0, belief didn’t matter a whole lot. The marketing team had to have belief to a degree in order to market authentically, but outside of customer service, no one really talked to the outside world about the company beyond small circles of family and friends.

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    In Business 2.0, belief matters at an organizational level, because a junior employee in a remote branch can do catastrophic damage to your brand with a single YouTube video (just ask Domino’s Pizza). A developer in a backroom can do enormous good to your brand by adding a little twist to your product or service that honors your customers (see this wonderful story about Blizzard Entertainment) because they believe in what they do.

    Looking back over my own career to date, I can firmly say I’ve done the best work of my career when I truly believed in what I did, and I can say equally firmly that my work quality has suffered when I stopped believing in the company and the work.

    Here’s why this is a challenge for companies: every employee that uses social media is in marketing, sales, and customer service whether they know it or not. Not every employee reports to the marketing department, nor does marketing have any real control over employees in other departments. Sure, if someone screws up royally, you can count on that person being fired, but every marketer would love to be able to prevent those screw-ups in the first place.

    The only way to create conditions where employees are using new media constructively is to have a corporate-wide culture and belief system that allows employees to self-guide what they say and do – and that requires that your company have a greater purpose than just hitting the quarterly numbers or the Wall Street expectations. It requires you to be doing genuinely good work, creating a product or service that legitimately makes the lives of your customers better, and in turn creating a sense of pride in employees that inspires them to go above and beyond.

    If you don’t have that, then you will inevitably have marketing problems as dissatisfied employees show their discontent in a variety of ways that will undermine every marketing effort, from poor service to sloppy quality to outright malicious damage to your company.

    That’s the greatest challenge of marketing in the modern era, and it’s one that requires significant effort on your part to solve as a company, not just a marketer.

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  • Between the long tail and the best time

    Marketing appears to be somewhat amusingly stuck between two extremes today. On the one hand, you have the folks (especially on the ecommerce and SEO side) saying that the long tail is your friend and is all you need to prosper. Create enough good content and the long tail will take care of you. On the other hand, you have the short attention span crowd looking for the best time to tweet, blog, email, send press releases, make coffee, and eat lunch. Do something at exactly the right time and you can take the rest of the week off is the promise of the “best time to…” crowd.

    Both points of view are looking for the same thing: the easy answer, the magic wand, the simple trick that lets them not have to think, that lets them not have to do the work. Bad news: doing the work is the only way to make any of this marketing stuff work for you, period.

    Do these viewpoints have any validity? Sort of. Reality is somewhere in the middle, but there are ways to determine whether your audience responds more towards focused, timed activities or steady publishing activities. How could you tell? Fairly simply (remember simple is not easy), but we have to get super-mathy with a spreadsheet.

    Step 1: Let’s gather your data. Whether it’s web page traffic, email opens/clicks, Twitter retweets, Bit.ly clickthroughs, Facebook insights – whatever it is that you want to make a timing and production decision on, gather up your data. Try to aim for a single campaign of some kind to give you an isolated data set to work with, such as your most recent newsletter, a PPC ad campaign, a Facebook promotion, etc. Ideally aim for a period of at least 7 days, if not longer.

    In this example, I’m going to use data from my personal newsletter.

    Step 2. Arrange your data in a spreadsheet over time. Here I’ve grouped up my open rates by day, then transformed them into a graph, charting cumulative frequency of opens. If I were to make a chart of my data, it would look something like this:

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    This is what is known as a Pareto curve, or powerlaw curve.

    At this point, the non-mathematician would flip open their copy of The Long Tail book, compare it to the charts in the book, and say, wow, this is a long tail situation! Clearly the whole “best time to send” is bunk. The more math inclined say, “let’s look at this a different way.”

    Step 3. Change the vertical axis of your data to a logarithmic scale. Your spreadsheet software should let you do this fairly easily. This should have the effect of transforming that powerlaw curve into more or less a straight line.

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    That’s fairly close to a flat horizontal line. This means that the majority of the action happens at the beginning of the newsletter and then trickles off to nothing very quickly.

    For contrast, here’s what a cumulative percentage chart in log scale would look like for a data set that increased by 5% each day – what you would expect of content that garnered slow and steady attention:

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    It’s closer to a 45 degree line than a flat line.

    And for good measure, here’s the extreme of “best time to tweet” where 99% of the action happens instantly and then nothing afterwards:

    Microsoft Excel

    What does all this signify? Simple: the closer your logarithmic-scale Pareto curve is to a flat line, the more you should investigate the timing aspect of your marketing, because your content has a very short shelf life of attention. You will want to do things like test when the best time to tweet is, because your audience reacts very quickly and loses interest just as quickly.

    The closer your logarithmic-scale Pareto curve is to a 45 degree angle, the more you should ignore “best time” things and look at how you can produce content on a regular basis, at regular intervals, to keep a consistent flow of attention to your marketing.

    Here’s the good news: you can chart all of this data yourself, using nothing more than a spreadsheet and the data exports from the tools you already have. You need not pay any money to any expensive marketing company or social media expert to find out how quickly or slowly you lose attention, and can base your strategy on what you find out of nothing more than a simple spreadsheet:

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    The table used to make the graphs above.

    I would strongly encourage you, before you start to develop an emotional attachment to either of the two extremes, to chart your own data and find out how your audience is actually behaving, then make a strategic decision afterward.

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  • Increase productivity by doing 50% less

    I’ve noticed something funny about toilet paper dispensers over the years. Some facilities, in order to save money, switch to really cheap toilet paper that seems to inspire the need to just use more of the stuff. As I’ve never worked in facilities management, I have no idea whether they actually save that much money doing so. The best restrooms have good quality toilet paper but the dispenser rolls much more slowly than at other places. You can’t spin it like the Wheel of Fortune and win an entire tree as a prize. I’d wager they waste less money on toilet paper, not because they buy the cheap stuff, but because they dispense less of the good stuff. Less is more.

    Likewise, most of the effective, sustainable diets out there seem to advocate still eating good stuff, high quality, tasty food, just not as much of it. I’ve never seen a credible diet plan that says eat as much as you can of this crappy, low quality, low calorie food. Less is more.

    In contrast, there are an awful lot of “productivity” plans out there that seem to encourage binging or switching to exceptionally low quality communication. There are services and plans that encourage you to limit every email to 5 sentences or 3 sentences or 140 characters. There are productivity plans that encourage you to get just as much email as ever, but only respond to it twice a day. Do these plans work? Sure, in the short term, just like you save a bit of money on the cheap toilet paper or you reduce your weight temporarily by binging on 22 pounds of only celery a day. But they’re not sustainable in the long term.

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    So here’s an idea for you to try. See if this makes sense to you. Instead of switching to ever cheaper “email paper” and dispensing just as much, if not more, what if you switched up to the good stuff and dispensed less of it? Try this. Go to your Sent Items folder. Count how many emails you sent on average in the last 7 days. Let’s say you sent 100 emails in 7 days. Now cut that in half. You’re allowed to send 50 emails in 7 days. They can be verbose, they can be terse, they can be whatever you want them to be, but you’re basically allotted 7 emails a day to send, and not a single email after that.

    What might happen?

    • You’ll send fewer emails, which means you’ll get fewer replies, which means you’ll have less to send a reply to. That alone will help.
    • This should get you thinking about whether you need to respond to an email at all, or you can just let it be archived and filed away. You might, for example, stop hitting reply-all 250 times a day with what are effectively valueless responses like “I agree” or “Got it”.
    • This should get you thinking about the content of the messages you do send. By having fewer opportunities to send something, you might have to condense your value into a small pile of highly valuable messages.
    • By creating a bit of scarcity in your responses, the people on the other end might even come to value your messages even more. “Wow, he only responds when it’s important, so this must be important.”

    If other “productivity” plans haven’t worked out for you for managing your ever-increasing inbox, try this one. See if it changes your habits, see if it reduces your inboxes, and leave a comment with your results.

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  • What Alterac Valley can teach you about SEO & marketing

    Over the weekend, I had the delight of competing relentlessly in Alterac Valley, a 40 man player vs. player battleground in World of Warcraft. For those unfamiliar, Alterac Valley is a large, mountainous battlefield that is a war of attrition, trying to gather resources for your team and deny objectives to the opposing team. 40 players from each team rush out to manage 23 separate objectives.

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    One of the most common scenarios in Alterac Valley is the standoff, or turtle, where the two teams clash in the middle of the battlefield and fight each other without benefitting either team. No strategic objectives are captured, and the stalemate frustrates everyone. It’s one of the most common occurrences in Alterac Valley.

    However, just 2 people out of the 40 can make a difference that can prevent a turtle and advance your side towards winning, by controlling a small, boring objective on top of a hill that most players on both teams ignore. (Snowfall Graveyard, for the WoW PvP crowd) My little 2-man squad from my guild always captured this little objective and then stood around to guard it against recapture. 99% of the time, we were bored out of our minds, save for when 1 or 2 opposing team players wandered by. Yet by holding this little objective, we prevented the turtle because holding it allowed our team to reappear behind enemy offensive lines, a significant strategic advantage that changed the momentum of battle in our favor.

    Why do the vast majority of players ignore this little snowy hill? It’s boring, for one. If you’re playing for the glory, it’s about as far from glory as you can get: it’s guard duty. Most players with very short attention spans simply gloss over it. Second, most players don’t understand strategy and just rush in to kill whatever they can and hope they live long enough to win. Finally, standing guard there and watching your team members run by repeatedly reinforces that you’re not in the action or the heat of the battle, which drives most players batty. Impatience and bloodlust demand they be in the heat of the battle, not standing on a hill watching. Most players are unwilling to forego their own fun and enjoyment for the benefit of the entire team.

    What does any of this have to do with you? Take a look at your organization and how you expend your resources. What strategic objectives are easy but incredibly boring, yet might swing the tide of battle or the momentum of your organization wildly in your favor? Are you overlooking them because they’re boring and completely without glory?

    One that comes to mind is SEO. Search engine optimization is, to be perfectly frank, boring work. It’s unglamorous, it’s repetitive, it’s almost mindless at times. Yet even one person with the right skills can “take the objective” of SEO and dramatically affect a company’s growth. As your sales and marketing teams rush by in their quest for glory with social media, social sales, and the shiny object of the day, it’s human nature to want to follow them, to be in the spotlight, yet if you stand guard at your little snowy hill of SEO, you might have an outsized impact on all your marketing.

    What snowy hills are you passing by that instead you should be taking and holding, even when no one else wants to?

    p.s. For those veteran WoW PvP players, yes, Iceblood Graveyard is strategically better but because it’s right in the running path of the Horde, it gets lost far more than held with a token force. Snowfall is far easier to hold because no one cares about it.

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  • #the5 for the week ending December 24, 2010

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  • #the5 for the week ending November 26, 2010

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  • Game mechanics for non-profits

    A while ago on Marketing Over Coffee and other places we discussed the SCVNGR game mechanics deck, a deck of cards with different mechanisms that stimulate human behavioral patterns. While marketers are more than happy to jump all over these methods, it’s well worth considering for marketing more useful things, like non-profit donations.

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    Let’s take a look at just a few mechanics and how a non-profit might be able to make use of them.

    Progression Dynamics. Non-profits for a long time have had statuses such as donor levels, but they’re uncreatively used. At best, a donor level is listed in a brochure or program guide, and maybe the top achievers (donors) get a shout-out at an organizational event. This is the age of social! Make those levels public and spreadable! Imagine how simple it would be for an organization to post as a Facebook status or tweet every donation (for those who didn’t want to remain anonymous) along with thanks and donation level.

    Example: “Thanks @cspenn for donating! You’ve reached donor level 23! Only $230 left until level 24!”

    Badges. Coupled with progression levels, badges (from locations earned in Foursquare to Achievements in WoW) are an equally potent way to recognize people. Most organizations recognize large donors or longtime donors and stop there. Get creative! Badges don’t cost you a thing – make as many as you can and hand them out with great frequency, very publicly, to take advantage of the habit that people tend to collect damn near anything you put in front of them.

    Example: “Congrats @cspenn for earning the Fastest Donor badge! You donated within 60 seconds of our tweet!”

    Leaderboards. The only thing better than being in a progression guild in Warcraft is being listed in a progression guild in all the major guild leaderboards. People love to show off their status. Take advantage of this simple social mechanic in your community and publish a leaderboard, and make leaderboards for more than just one mechanic. For example, you have top donors, which is of course useful, but what about top social sharers, folks who might have more time than money? What about top referrals to your web site? What about top networkers who bring new people to your Facebook page? Find ways to implement leaderboards for all the metrics that matter to you and publish them to encourage people to compete!

    Example: “Hey @cspenn! You just reached #23 in the Social Leaderboard! Keep telling people about us!”

    Groups. Farmville would be fairly boring without other people. Warcraft would be equally flat without guilds to join of like-minded players. Do you encourage your constituents to network just with you, or do you help them network with each other? Create reasons for teams, guilds, groups, or other gatherings virtually or in real life of people who might gain something from each other, and have them compete for the above listed progressions, badges, and leaderboards as groups.

    Example: “Hey @cspenn! Your guild, Unifying Force, is now in the top 20 donor guilds! Congrats!”

    Take a look at the SCVNGR deck and figure out how you can work one or more game mechanics into your non-profit organization’s structure. Most of the mechanics will require little or no money and can encourage exactly the kind of behavior you want from your audience – and let them have some fun at it, too.

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  • What World of Warcraft: Cataclysm can teach you about appreciation

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    The third expansion pack to the World of Warcraft franchise, Cataclysm, will be coming out this year. Everything that players have known and loved for the last 5 years is on the table for a re-write, from how characters work to the virtual places and hangouts where players have spent their time for half a decade. It’s Blizzard Entertainment’s way of rebooting the franchise, changing up how it will work, and theoretically giving them room to continue growing the franchise.

    From a story perspective, the virtual world of Azeroth is going to be struck by a massive disaster that will shatter it, completely changing things and causing a lot of mayhem. Here’s what’s different about this disaster: we all know it’s coming some time this year.

    Some people are preparing by gathering up materials in game to sell later, anticipating shortages. Other people are touring the world of Azeroth as it is now, taking pictures and recording their favorite spots, many of which will no longer be available or will be changed beyond recognition. Some are running through dungeons and other parts of the game they’ve missed or never gotten to in five years of playing. Some are trying to maximize their characters’ gear and abilities so that they’re ready to experience all the new parts of the game the moment it hits the shelves.

    So here’s the food for thought part: if you knew with 100% certainty that a major disaster was going to befall this world, the real life world, in the next 5 months (but probably before November), and that you’d survive and have access to the basics like food and water, what would you do now to prepare? If you knew that everything from favorite restaurants to the mountains and seas themselves would be different somehow, what would you do differently today to get ready?

    Unlike World of Warcraft, we don’t get the luxury of a grand creator notifying us in advance of a major disaster (or allowing us to beta test life in it).

    Now that you’ve got an idea of where you’d go and what you’d do, how much of that is stuff you could do today?

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  • Recommended: Scarborough Fair Bed and Breakfast, Baltimore, MD

    Recommended: Scarborough Fair Bed and Breakfast, Baltimore, MD

    There are few places in the world of hospitality that I’d actually recommend. Most of the places I’ve stayed – and there have been many – were sufficient to be a place where I’d get some sleep and a bite to eat, but nothing else.

    Hotel chains are valued precisely for the consistent mediocrity, just like fast food – you know what you’re going to get the moment you see the sign on the road. You don’t have to ponder whether the Big Mac or the Holiday Inn will be significantly different in Topeka or Trenton. It won’t be.

    As a result, most of the places I’ve stayed are sufficiently mediocre, which means I usually can’t wait to get home after a few days, and if someone asks for a recommendation for a certain city, I’m hard pressed to come up with one.

    Baltimore sightsExcept Scarborough Fair. Bed and breakfasts are not my thing, and to be perfectly honest, it wouldn’t have been a place that I searched out. But this particular one happens to be co-owned by a Blue Sky Factory employee, and is within slow walking distance of the Baltimore office, so it made perfect sense to stay there.

    Wow, am I glad I did. I stayed in the lavishly appointed Edgar Allan Poe room, which was a lovely, if gothic, room decorated to evoke the themes of Poe’s life. An electric fireplace, a writing desk with Poe’s literary works on it, a giant private bathroom – it literally felt like home rather than a hotel.

    Baltimore sightsThe breakfasts were amazingly good, too. For the road warriors among us who are used to the standard rubber eggs and cardboard biscuits under the hotel lobby heat lamps, Scarborough Fair’s fare was a considerable step up. On my last morning there, breakfast was a cheese and crimini mushroom omelet with sage, vanilla oat parfait, blueberry and white chocolate biscotti, and of course coffee. Try getting anything like that at a hotel.

    The innkeepers, Barry and Jeff, run an awesome little home away from home, and I’d definitely recommend staying there versus a regular hotel if you’re in the Baltimore area. It’s at 801 S. Charles Street, Baltimore, MD. How much did I enjoy staying there? They get the highest compliment I can think of from me, an optimized outbound link from an AdAge Power 150 blog, that’s how much.

    Find their web site here: Baltimore Bed and Breakfast.

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